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Are their thing's you can do with Egg's besides eat them

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Well this is a question I had today if you have lets say surplus Egg's from a Nest u need to say <<GET RID OF>>> what do U do with them

hard boil them and thrn stick them up your ass 

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19 minutes ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

You can throw them.  

Save them, 

Grow them into chickens,

Paint them,

Burn them,

Juggle them. 

1.) I can not tell You why but I am not able to save these Egg's

2.) I do not Know much about Bird's but I Do not think this is Possible

3( I do not have any Paint

4) Wo'nt this cook the Egg's

5 What

Make a parashoot and attach it to your egg. See if you can make it land safely after dropping it all the way from your trailer's roof!

Pickle them, throw in your sisters ring finger, seeing how she murried out side the famaly

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Alien eggs can be used for pleasure. 

 

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1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

hard boil them and thrn stick them up your ass 

this.  

that orgasm while you’re cranking off to tentacle porn with a half dozen hard boiled grade-A’s up your keister... no words to describe it. 

"Go to freeway overpass and drop them on cars."

-Txtow

1 hour ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Rudy got tired of sittin on them til they hatched, huh?

Of course, who the hell do you think laid them?

Those are Chad and Rudy's love childrens

Inseminate them.

Well the rooster goes with the hen. So no one’s having sex with the chicken? Chad Briscoe can fill that role?

You can eat ‘em during mass

You can shove ‘em up your ass

I thought “Chad Briscoe” died along with the scat site. This shit was played out in 2012 dawg. 

Edited by Girdwood

On 3/27/2019 at 7:30 PM, Neonmoon said:

hard boil them and thrn stick them up your ass 

you stole that idea from Cool Hand Luke

Wrap them in tin foil and sell them as fake ass Cadbury eggs at the swap meet.

 

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On 4/2/2019 at 11:22 AM, Scraps said:

update? @CHAD BRISCOE

He's been in the hospital for quite a while now. It seems he had some things hung in his butt that required a physician's intervention to remove. All I know is that I've heard there was multiple oval objects.

Edited by SHOOTER12

Why you can make a hat, a brooch, or a pterodactyl!

Answer is going to depend on how many egg we're talking about. 3? 30? 3000?

Anyway, an egg is like the fruit of the barnyard. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, egg-kabobs, egg creole, egg gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple egg, lemon egg, coconut egg, pepper egg, egg soup, egg stew, egg salad, egg and potatoes, egg burger, egg sandwich.

That- that's about it

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