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Seeing the deviled eggs thread got me to thinking.  If I wanted to generate some really good gas what meal would I make/eat.  I think my best bet would be to start with some sliced onions and japs sauteed in butter; a big ribeye; a couple of deviled aggs; and then I would top it off with a couple of slices of Domino's hamburger pizza.

Granted, I could only do this if the wife was out of town, because if she wasn't... she would need to leave town.

 

McDonalds breakfast or Popcorn shrimp from Shoneys

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I don’t know, but I just tried some 4 mo old homemade eggnog. It was fucking delicious, but I have never had worse smelling flatulence in my life.


Oooh, I've got some in the fridge. Good idea.

Easy. Go to Alamo Drafthouse. Order the (Porky's) Pepperoni pizza. Drink many ipa's. Johnny rotten will ensue.

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Soak a steak in chimichuri sauce for 6 hours and flash grill it to perfection.  Eat it.  Delicious meal and room clearing, self-loathing gas for 12 hours.

Texas her bread from some now defunct bakery in Houston.  Close second.

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Garbanzo beans are all you need.

Beans, beans, the magic fruit. The more you eat, the more you toot. The more you toot, the better you feel. So eat your beans for every meal. 

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