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  • My 7yr old has become infatuated with the program.  He wants us to go camping, naked and afraid style.  When I tell him we can do it, he says “yeah, my one item is gonna be smores”.  Lmao...ok, bud.

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    Yeah, seven year old me would have been watching the show for blurred out butts and boobies.  Actually, not much different than forty-eight year old me.

  • Who can I email/tweet to get ALL of Kate blurred out? 

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3-hour XL tonight, but I’d be willing to bet the first hour is just a replay of last week’s pre-show. 

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WTF would you go on the show and tap on Day 2 of 40?

Haven’t watched yet, but flipped over just now to see they fucked up the third hour instead. Knew we wouldn’t get that lucky. 

3 hours ago, RPM said:

WTF would you go on the show and tap on Day 2 of 40?

Worst part is she left redhead alone with that dude. 

22 hours ago, ss13 said:

Haven’t watched yet, but flipped over just now to see they fucked up the third hour instead. Knew we wouldn’t get that lucky. 

I actually enjoyed that third hour more than I thought I would. 

I didn't watch the third hour.  

Can't believe they put beauty and the beast together on one team.  Hispanic guy cracks me up.  

I didn't understand the team fishing in the croc waters.  Isn't where they're standing the exact place a croc would jump out of the water and get them?  

SS13, is it just me? Or does Gwen (redhead ex-cop) seems like she could be Knight's (RW/The Challenge) aunt.

They speak the same, they both have trouble keeping their eyes open, the have the same slow laid-back personality.

I enjoyed the watch party show way more than I was expecting.  Jake is always good for a laugh, and by far the most self aware contestant on the series.

 

Ha, haven't thought of Knight in forever. Dying will do that, I guess. 

 

I liked how the spare that got banished by Gwen & bald dude didn't even fucking attempt to try to make it on his own. He was like fuck it, keep my shit, & got straight into the Jeep. 

I don't remember his origin episode (other than the MF duct tape) but he seemed completely worthless in this setting.

That team now has 3 blades & a big-ass roll of duct tape, nice little advantage. 

Makani’s original episode on now. 

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Damn, she fine.

Well, nice little find here. Technically NSFW. 

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55 minutes ago, ss13 said:

Damn, she fine.

and cray. That would be a wild ride.

Who can I email/tweet to get ALL of Kate blurred out? 

New plan... Which lion/leopard can I bribe to fucking eat her? 

9 hours ago, ss13 said:

Who can I email/tweet to get ALL of Kate blurred out? 

She needs a few more teeth in that mouth.

I seriously lose my appetite when looking at Kate. Has to be the ugliest bitch alive. And love how she’s acting like she’s the survival expert, when she’s the only one who tapped out of her group. Ugly and fucking crazy, sadly the animals wouldn't even eat that nasty creature.

Just for the train wreck aspect I wish they combined Kate with Duct Tape Boy and the Canadian vet who imploded after one day, all into one tribe.

I fear Makani isn't going to make it the whole way, and it will be  sad day when she's gone for several of us. SS13 is my hero for tracking down that picture

 

3 hours ago, hundredTT said:

And love how she’s acting like she’s the survival expert, when she’s the only one who tapped out of her group.

Technically, Bulent is only 1-2 in the 21-day challenges also. 

 

2 minutes ago, CAHorn said:

SS13 is my hero for tracking down that picture 

My mission later tonight will be to find more. 

1 hour ago, ss13 said:

Technically, Bulent is only 1-2 in the 21-day challenges also. 

 

My mission later tonight will be to find more. 

I honesty didn’t even remember him being in 2 challenges. Need to watch his fail, with his confidence, you’d think he’s mastered all of his challenges. 

If your DVR recorded the 8:00 episode last night, it was Bulent & his partner watching that episode. I deleted it though. 

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1 hour ago, hundredTT said:

I honesty didn’t even remember him being in 2 challenges. Need to watch his fail, with his confidence, you’d think he’s mastered all of his challenges. 

I want to say he had to med tap once because he hurt his back or something like that.

Ok, I’ll check out his episodes. I have to say, this show has helped out my sobriety big time. I needed a hobby and I bought a beginner bow drill starter that actually worked. I’ve always loved shooting with a sling shot, killed a squirrel as a youngin with on, more with a pellet and BB gun. I’m miles away from being an amateur survivalist even. But it is a awesome hobby. Any one up for a shaggy camping trip? Obviously clothed, but fishing and tents...the outdoors? We catch and grill everything haha, are own challenge. 

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Even though I watch this show religiously, I don’t camp for shit. We do have a big thread in case you haven’t seen it. 

 

This mother fucker is even weirder than we thought. She might need a restraining order. 

 

 

 

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4 hours ago, ss13 said:

This mother fucker is even weirder than we thought. She might need a restraining order. 

 

 

 

Oh I knew he was weird the first episode he was on. He thought he was going to get a hot girl forced to snuggle with him all night and he got a black guy. He tapped. This is his 3rd or 4th time on and he a whiny bitch every time.

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This is only his second one. That 4-person challenge was him, Max, the beast Kate, & a chick named Sara that had to tap with an eye injury. Sara then came back with Bulent for their redemption episode. 

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Hmm for some reason I was thinking he'd been on a couple redemptions already. With all the clip shows, I get confused. Could have sworn he was on an island XL group.

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Funny how the heavy pot just magically appeared in Beast’s hand right at the end of her trek. 

That impala or whatever the fuck it was sure looked close as shit for an experienced archer like Beast claims. 

Suzanne should stab Seth at night & feed him to the leopard. 

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There’s a new survival show called ‘Treasure Island with Bear Grylls’ tomorrow (Saturday) night at 9 on Discovery. I’ll record it just to see if it’s worth a shit. 

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15 hours ago, ss13 said:

There’s a new survival show called ‘Treasure Island with Bear Grylls’ tomorrow (Saturday) night at 9 on Discovery.

Not a fan of Grylls. He stages all his scenes then sleeps at the resort.

Yeah, but this show has 12 contestants, maybe a couple of them are tolerable. 

Good news, killed the Beast. 

Bad news, Seth is still a goddamn worthless fuck. 

On 6/13/2020 at 12:11 PM, ss13 said:

Yeah, but this show has 12 contestants, maybe a couple of them are tolerable. 

Auto-delete, not because of Bear, because it’s a shit Brit replay. Out. 

I’m torn on Suzanne. She’s seems so badass at times. And I get Seth is basically a useless clump. But damn she seems like the Karen who just never gives any credit and is always bitching. The type of gal yelling because you want to sit down and watch football instead of help her vacuum. Basically Debra from Everybody loves Raymond. Got this vibe from her on her last 21 day Challenge. And thank god the beast is gone! She really is psychotic, with her unstable ass. Doesn’t she run a wilderness survival company? Maybe I’m mistaken, but damn she sucks. And Bulunt or however you spell his name has to be the most unhappy person alive, does the dude ever show joy or just bitch and criticize people? I do almost respect his bluntness, but dude is miserable. 

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11 hours ago, hundredTT said:

I’m torn on Suzanne. She’s seems so badass at times. And I get Seth is basically a useless clump. But damn she seems like the Karen who just never gives any credit and is always bitching. The type of gal yelling because you want to sit down and watch football instead of help her vacuum. Basically Debra from Everybody loves Raymond. Got this vibe from her on her last 21 day Challenge. And thank god the beast is gone! She really is psychotic, with her unstable ass. Doesn’t she run a wilderness survival company? Maybe I’m mistaken, but damn she sucks. And Bulunt or however you spell his name has to be the most unhappy person alive, does the dude ever show joy or just bitch and criticize people? I do almost respect his bluntness, but dude is miserable. 

Yeah Bulent is just an asshole when he doesn't even have to be. Seems like people like that have been hurt a lot in their lives.

Yeah, him saying “I don’t really give a shit about the fire right now” as he was sprawled out 6 inches from it wasn’t the most convincing argument. 

Welp, that was a fucking cruel episode. Lose the hot chick, keep dorkboy Seth. 

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Yeah, Seth has to go. He's a complete loser and just what you'd expect from a tattooed loudmouth fatty. He's all hat, no cattle.

Feel bad for Makani. That hike took it all out of her.

3 minutes ago, RPM said:

Yeah, Seth has to go. He's a complete loser and just what you'd expect from a tattooed loudmouth fatty. He's all hat, no cattle.

Feel bad for Makani. That hike took it all out of her.

I like the way Seth goes to the blind to hunt all day and then .....zzzzzzzzzz....

Plus is it just me or is Suzanne kinda cute. Even tho she's a bit of a mom personality.

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1 minute ago, Nole-4-Life said:

is it just me or is Suzanne kinda cute

It's not just you.

I wonder if she smashed her television last week when she saw Tubby snoring while all the little antelopes were drinking at the waterhole about a stone’s throw away.

The real question is how many holes has dumbfuck kicked in his mobile home while watching these episodes alone each Sunday night. 

Suzanne’s original episode is just now starting. Don’t remember much of it, so will watch again. 

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