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That dillo helmet was pretty sweet though

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That was the most boring of these shows ever.  After last season they need to step it up.

4 minutes ago, Moby Ric said:

That was the most boring of these shows ever.  After last season they need to step it up.

I much prefer the XL format. 

I just like the regular 21-day episodes to be randoms, we don’t need to keep re-hashing the olds. 

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I'm a big fan of Fernando, but that really should have just been an hour. Way too slow moving for two hours.

I enjoyed it. But that chick is fucking annoying, never liked her. Dude should have never built that fire rack. 

I thought it was kind of funny in a way.  Usually, the actors miraculously find some animal - dead or alive - just before the hike to extraction.  In this case, the vegan finds a bunch of fruit that had fallen off a tree.

She certainly had enough fucking baskets to put it in. 


Best part was when ol’ boy knew how stupid the wood rack was, but he was like, “I’ve been married long enough to know this shit is getting built”. 

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9 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

She certainly had enough fucking baskets to put it in. 


Best part was when ol’ boy knew how stupid the wood rack was, but he was like, “I’ve been married long enough to know this shit is getting built”. 

I thought she was making fish traps at first and was like "cool." Then it turned out to be decorative baskets. What a ditz.

Watched the second episode. I remember Shane from one of the XL seasons, but had never seen his original challenge. Jesus that guy is a handful. No wonder his parents kicked him out when he was 9 or whatever. Him him him...all about him. I would tap out if I was stuck with him.

He'll end up shooting up a mall or something.

On 8/4/2021 at 12:31 AM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

I just like the regular 21-day episodes to be randoms, we don’t need to keep re-hashing the olds. 

Yep, this week confirmed that theory. 

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Haven’t finished yet, but the 37-year old Canuck was pretty decent for about 3 minutes, then completely useless. 

Right after the American dude tapped because ‘there was no water nearby’, they literally showed water in the background as the other two prepared to leave again. Editing has been fucking slacking this season, a sniper was caught in a shot 2-3 weeks ago. 

Looking forward to the Naked and Afraid dating series....should be interesting.

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I'll probably watch some of it, but it looks like piss.

I was wrong...the dating show is stupid as all hell.

They have a ready-built shelter? Get the fuck outta here.

Dating show looks dumb as hell.  Like you are going to go off into the woods to take a dump on a dating show where you are trying to hook up.  I am sure the folks on there have real food and real water and are not roughing it too much.  

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We followed N&A since the start, and watched all these permutations. The early seasons sending folks into uninhabitable swamps and rainforests sucked. I am tired of the endless NA “stars” who just come back over and over and have an act we have to endure. The wife says she’s done with this season.

We prefer Alone big time over this show. It’s far more challenging.

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Guy from Austin was kinda badass. He should get a call back.

I didn’t know a thread existed but should have guessed. Glad shadow pointed it out to me, because i discovered XL. Shane is a beating, but it’s fun. 

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Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn... Hello Julia

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I thoroughly enjoyed Julia ridiculing him for being a quitter when he only had five days left. His whining was so typical. I’ve accomplished so much lasting 9 days! Nope you’re a fucking quitter. He was truly the worst whiner and general grainy cat. Had it been a 21 day she would have killed him and eaten him just to shut him up.

On 3/20/2022 at 10:17 PM, RPM said:

Daaaaaaaaaaaaaamn... Hello Julia

 

How that kid wasn't walking around with a hard on all day is beyond me.

Second episode was boring.  The girl crying because she killed a scorpion is so fucking dumb.   The whole I can't kill anything attitude is really lame.

How that kid wasn't walking around with a hard on all day is beyond me.
Second episode was boring.  The girl crying because she killed a scorpion is so fucking dumb.   The whole I can't kill anything attitude is really lame.

I think there’s a reason he didn’t sport wood thru the show.

In her defense she actually killed it and brought it back. It’s the ones that refuse to kill to eat and lecture everyone while they starve that irritate me. Just fucking die.

This fucking guy’s rant about 80 minutes in might be the most off-kilter shit in the show’s history. 

Please baby jesus, let him not finish. 

I was hoping when he slid down the tree his nuts had beef speared and left hanging on that tree.

That is a dude who has likely beat women and will probably be justifiably killed in his sleep by a victim.

I've never wanted someone to get hurt or sick more than that dude. He was a beating.

2 hours ago, Nole-4-Life said:

I've never wanted someone to get hurt or sick more than that dude. He was a beating.

Yes that guy deserved an ass beating.  I am sure he is taking some sort of beatdown on social media.  

1 hour ago, Moby Ric said:

Yes that guy deserved an ass beating.  I am sure he is taking some sort of beatdown on social media.  

From your mouth to God's ear.

5 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Best part was his line about doing more in the first week than anyone in the history of the show. 

Yet he had no shelter. Self-absorbed douchebag.

I’m always hopeful a douchebag like tag is dragged out of their shelter by a jaguar or a band of baboons and ripped apart on the night vision.

On 3/31/2022 at 11:16 AM, Nole-4-Life said:

From your mouth to God's ear.

You got a link for us?

Did Rylie get a cupgrade, or are we just not used to seeing her fully fed? 

She might have complained about the sick e of her blur. Lots of guys complain theirs are too small as well.

It did look like she got a bit bigger up top. She’s always been one of my favs. She might have gotten smart and packed on extra pounds before heading to a Africa.

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