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11 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Darrin showing the medic the normal size of his ball was pretty funny. I’m fairly fucking certain the dude trained in medicine had a clue. 

LOL.  Or, he could look at the other one.

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  • My 7yr old has become infatuated with the program.  He wants us to go camping, naked and afraid style.  When I tell him we can do it, he says “yeah, my one item is gonna be smores”.  Lmao...ok, bud.

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    Yeah, seven year old me would have been watching the show for blurred out butts and boobies.  Actually, not much different than forty-eight year old me.

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8 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Testicular torsion, that’s gonna be a no from me. 

Immediate tap for me. As soon as "my nut is swollen" comes out of my mouth.

On 8/18/2024 at 10:30 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Testicular torsion, that’s gonna be a no from me. 

I'd come up with a ranked list of what would do me in if I ever tried Naked and Afraid.  It was, 

  1. Bugs/rashes
  2. Heat - especially at night
  3. ADHD mind gets bored and says, "F it".

I'm going to go ahead and put "extremely swollen testicle" at the top now.

Props to Dani for helping out when you know she just wanted to hurl.

Weeks long constipation and impacted bowel

One of those tiny catfish that swim up your pee hole and embed themselves in your pecker

Being told I can’t sell Jeff to a neighboring tribe of cannibals

Any type of worm exiting my bunghole

Pretty much all of it for me. I'd have a hard time laying down on the ground naked.

Sleep deprivation would work on me mentally too.

Bugs for sure.

Yep.  I've wondered about that.  There's no way in hell I'm sleeping in some of these locations with my peehole out.  

I'm still horrified by one of my first experiences on the 40.  I can't recall the class, but I'm pretty sure it was in one of the "six pack" buildings.  First day of class.  Professor tells this long story about traveling abroad, getting super sick and nobody having any idea why.  Eventually, he starts hurling w/o being able to stop.  At some point, they pull something like a 2-foot worm out his ass.  It had been living in his stomach and, occasionally, trying to exit his stomach through his esophagus.  That was causing the vomiting.  My naive, freshman mind was all, "That's what they talk about in college lectures?!?!?  /csb

For me it's,

Prefer: Gary or Jeff or Fernando

Not so much: Ky, Patrick and Dan 

Dan is passive-aggressive sneaky.  I can't put my finger on why I don't care for Ky.   

I like Jeff because at least he's honest.  What does annoy me is that he'll harp on how brilliant this move or that move is and then pick a fight with a group of 3.  Being possibly ganged up on by 3 hard-core players if far more dangerous than some minor advantage that he gets from trading salt or removing bones from an area near the camp.

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On 8/20/2024 at 10:20 PM, Texzilla588 said:

Any type of worm exiting my bunghole

Tell me you've never eaten at Taco Bell without telling me you've never eaten at Taco Bell. 

That storm was wild! Never seen winds like that on there.

Also, Dan is a sneaky fuck.

I’m just in the first hour, but Jeff’s thumb rings seem like a genius move. That hand drill would tear up your hands otherwise.

On 9/16/2024 at 5:17 AM, Nole-4-Life said:

I’m just in the first hour, but Jeff’s thumb rings seem like a genius move. That hand drill would tear up your hands otherwise.

Well ...

On 9/15/2024 at 9:45 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:
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Of-fucking-course. 

Not sure why they felt the need to go from 6 to 1 in 2.5 hours, whatever. 

Same here.  

3 minutes ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Well ...

 

Yeah I was posting while watching.

That last challenge - not a fan.

Bring some embers; shoot an arrow?  Kind of lame.

I wonder if something - weather, permits,  or else - was at play here.  If you consider the episodes were all 2 hours, there was an elimination about once every episode.  Then, essentially 5 in the finale.  Even the fire/arrow in the lake thing seemed really rushed.  The producers couldn't have been under the impression that it would take more than a few minutes to complete.  I don't know.  It just seemed very rushed and off.

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FYI and lol.  There's an uncensored Naked and Afraid (Spain) on Max.  Unfortunately, the women aren't very attractive.  Plenty of penis if you like that.  

Also, there's a pretty cool show called Outlast on Netflix.  Similar survival elements.  Two Texas boys on Season 2.

I enjoyed the first season of Outlast, but man it makes you hate some bitches bad.

Haven't jumped off into 2nd season yet.

From what I remember you have to be part of a team to win at the end, so if your squad dissolves (people quit) you have to find a new team and people aren't always looking to help you....or they will sabotage you.

There were just some cut throat people on there

Oddly, I watched Season 1 but don't recall much about it.  I don't want to spoil too much from Season 2, but the team requirement comes into play quite a bit.  Watch what happens on Episode 1 with Bayo.  It starts with a bang.

To add, there are some extremely likeable people in the 2nd season.  Enhances the other part of the show - survival.  

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17 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Imagine seeing this as your partner. 

Damn...gotta give her props.

  • 3 weeks later...

Wow...the legless chick was impressive. And she had a great partner. Haven't seen the second half yet.

 

Roofied and left on a train track. Unreal.

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The austin chick was cute as hell. Has a little Dakota Johnson thing going. Brit chick was annoying.

Ugh...I was out of town last week and just finished last weeks' episode with Steven. Looking forward to the boredom!

Caught the first hour of the new one. It was pretty ho hum but I do enjoy when they hate each other for a while.

^ We should probably just resort to PMs at this point. Don’t click this until you watch the latest. 

Spoiler

Chick = badass 

100% hydration! = Dude, shut the fuck up. 

Honey fail was fun. 

Finally finished it. Pretty good episode IMO. They chick was badass and kinda hot. The dude was a Gym Tan Laundry douchebag and  his obsession with hydration was just weird.

Yeah, the honey thing was no payout for a lot of effort.

 

Nah...let's keep it here...maybe someone else will eventually get on board.

Ol’ girl Laura has added some shitty tats, but her ass is still nice. 

Funny they sent her & SLH to locations anyone in this country could fucking drive to. 

Spoiler

Long-haired dude will get invited back. 

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