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They’ve ruined this show with the dumbass alone shit, but at least tonight is a chick (Lacey). 

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  • My 7yr old has become infatuated with the program.  He wants us to go camping, naked and afraid style.  When I tell him we can do it, he says “yeah, my one item is gonna be smores”.  Lmao...ok, bud.

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    Yeah, seven year old me would have been watching the show for blurred out butts and boobies.  Actually, not much different than forty-eight year old me.

  • Who can I email/tweet to get ALL of Kate blurred out? 

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I don't hate the alone episodes, but I don't like them either. I prefer Survivorman for solo survival.

The whole premise of this show is the dynamic of two naked strangers, they fucked it all up. Deleted last week’s with Gary, no chance I was watching an hour of that fool. 

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14 minutes ago, ss13 said:

Deleted last week’s with Gary, no chance I was watching an hour of that fool. 

Actually, that was the least offensive Gary episode ever.

Goddamnit Lacey, never fucking show your face on this fucking show again. You fucking suck. 

3 hours ago, ss13 said:

Goddamnit Lacey, never fucking show your face on this fucking show again. You fucking suck. 

Is it wrong that I was rooting for her to fail?

She sucks when she's alone, and is probably top five worst in group/partner interactions.

Are we sure she and Cara Maria aren't related somehow?

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Yeah, I hate her and was rooting for a cat to eat her.

Obviously, it's impossible to put my mindset into the stress of what's going on with these people.  I also wouldn't be able to mimic all he things that are going on in the brain (chemically).  That being said, it's crazy to me that someone could get 3 days from finishing and leave because they miss their kids.

To add...  I'd get to the end using my kids as motivation.

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Ryan kicked some serious ass. Needs to work on his bow skills, though.

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The EJ solo episode was pretty good. There was no "magic Day 17 kill" unless you want to count 4 crawdads. Dude lost 52 lbs. Not having a firestarter just makes things 100 times harder.

New season of starts next week. They include married couples, threesomes and twins. I like where this is going...

Yeah, should be good tonight. Four twins from 7-9, then Ky by herself for an hour. 

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The Kiwi's seem nice

Some nice Impala kills, but overall both of personalities were just like watching paint dry. Couldn’t get into the episode, but I could be getting bored of the show. I’d do the twins in a heartbeat though. 

Damn, I disagree, thought the two-hour episode was damn good. But I fucking hated the alone shit. 

The brothers were scared to death to hug the twins late cause they knew their wives would knife them. Hope the twins are on the next XL. 

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Pretty fucking impressive from the 47-year old Cajun chick tonight. She’ll be invited back. 

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19 hours ago, ss13 said:

Pretty fucking impressive from the 47-year old Cajun chick tonight. She’ll be invited back. 

Yeah, she's a badass. Felt bad for the pilot having to tap because of kidney stones. I think he'll get a redemption.

I was just starting to get bored with this show.  The last 2 weeks have drawn me back in.

Lightning destroys a shelter.

Cajun girl is tough as shit.

Hot blond bows out on Day 4 (sucks) but seeing the guy almost look bored while getting to the end was cool.  

3 hours ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Hot blond bows out on Day 4 (sucks) but seeing the guy almost look bored while getting to the end was cool.  

You talking about the hot blonde that bailed because she was scared she was gonna get eaten? The dude didn’t make it either. 

1 hour ago, ss13 said:

You talking about the hot blonde that bailed because she was scared she was gonna get eaten? The dude didn’t make it either. 

You're right.  He left as well.

Tonight’s first episode was just a fucking throwaway by the production team, that shit was pointless. 

Welp, the Canadian sucked too. 

This thread sucks without photos.

When will the un-fuzzy episodes be available? Some you might not want to see though.

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Tonight’s first hour... I really don’t ever want to eat at a chef’s restaurant that continually refers to himself as gross. 

Second hour... 13 out of 14, really? 

Both women were useless. 

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I think the guy tapped just so the woman wouldn't feel bad. She was wiped out.

He sucked too, glad neither will be back. 

That was a fucking crazy-ass episode. Rachel, the producer, is stone cold. 

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6 hours ago, ss13 said:

Damn, Jen be fine. 

I'd spend 14 days naked with her. 

Not sure I'm watching a new or old episode. But this one is great, hot chick has two pussies quit on her. Then burn down a football field area. I wonder why they let them keep filming honestly, surprised they weren't kicked the fuck outa the country. 

Just finished the episode. Respect to her, she's tough as shit, too many shit partners wore her down. The producer escorting them out is a fucking Karen though, seems miserable as fuck. 

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Yeah, that was Sunday night’s episode. 

On 4/19/2020 at 11:19 PM, ss13 said:

That was a fucking crazy-ass episode. Rachel, the producer, is stone cold. 

 

First couple were badass. Great team chemistry. Hate these clips shows though. 

Yep, they should have stretched hot chick & cool old dude out to both hours.

Funny to drag that bow & arrow set all around for one whole squirrel though. 

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One of the better first time teams. That was a tough challenge and both stood tall. Would like to see them in an all star team.

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Props for these fans doing the 14 day challenge. Pretty much ate nothing and didn’t tap. Girl has a nice ass too. 

Quick delete on the second hour though. 

We now have a new leader for biggest pussy on this show. 

I feel bad for anyone in that dude’s town that has to rely on him. 

Damn, that bitch was bad regardless. 

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Really surprised they didn't give her a new partner. That guy was prime puss. If she'd had any help at all she would have finished. She will be back.

Yea that was fucked up not giving her another partner. Especially now that they make extraction even longer. They should always have someone on immediate standby because of pussies like that guy. You knew he was a whiney bitch the first night saying they were gonna die, and the chick was like No we are not. Hope his firefighter colleagues roast the fuck outta him. 

This is kinda cool, the hot chick from a couple weeks ago actually got stood up by her original partner. They had to fly Tim in later to have a show. 

 

 

Fried chicken mushrooms, I have certainly never heard of those before. 

That was a pretty crazy episode, funny how he didn’t even hug the second chick. 

Hot Makani is back for XL, but they brought some wildebeests for the rest. 

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I would supply her with protein in a crisis situation.

Going by that preview episode it looks like her minimalist method didn't work.

 

That said...she fine!

Yeah, she probably ain’t long for the 40. 

Hopefully that Seth queer gets nationally embarrassed yet again. 

8 minutes ago, ss13 said:

Yeah, she probably ain’t long for the 40. 

Hopefully that Seth queer gets nationally embarrassed yet again. 

From your lips to God's ear.

Makani is hot, but I don't think I could listen to her stupid-assed hippy stuff for too long - especially in that accent.  I actually don't mind hippies.  Hell, my college sweetheart was also from CA, a hippy, and a Buddhist.  But, I draw that line at someone thinking she's getting nourishment via photosynthesis.

I wasn't sure of the Montana episode was new or not.  That guy is a stud.  It seems as if, overall, the guys have an advantage in dealing with cold/hunting; the women seem to be better dealing with being uncomfortable - bugs, sunburns, etc...

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