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10 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

I’m on the flip side though, if you need that level of medical attention, you’re out. 

We'll have to at least give him an asterisk. 

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I cringed at him getting stitches, tough dude.  And Matt is a fucking beast.

4 hours ago, Moby Ric said:

I cringed at him getting stitches, tough dude.  And Matt is a fucking beast.

Matt's so good they have time/energy to make chairs, soap and camp signs. By the end of 60 days I'm expecting plumbing and electricity. Other people have been impressive over the years, but he's just ridiculous. 

2 hours ago, CAHorn said:

Matt's so good they have time/energy to make chairs, soap and camp signs. By the end of 60 days I'm expecting plumbing and electricity. Other people have been impressive over the years, but he's just ridiculous. 

He really is. 

5 hours ago, CAHorn said:

Matt's so good they have time/energy to make chairs, soap and camp signs. By the end of 60 days I'm expecting plumbing and electricity. Other people have been impressive over the years, but he's just ridiculous. 

This is true.  I expect Matt to break out and make an ice machine to fill his swamp made yeti cooler before it's over to store all the food he is taking down.

Those fucks really did build a bridge. 

Rylie, please marry me. 

 

On 6/2/2021 at 9:15 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

At least now we’ll get a merge next. 

I will retract this statement when Jeff fucks shit up after their move. 

4 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Those fucks really did build a bridge. 

Rylie, please marry me. 

 

I will retract this statement when Jeff fucks shit up after their move. 

It’s what he lives for! Yeah baby!

Next to that chick who tapped out first (name is escaping me) Jeff is the most  unlikable person on that show ever.

 

That bridge was amazing. I'm sure they'll build an electrical substation next.

The bridge is awesome.  That place is going to be an all inclusive resort by day 60.  They won't want to leave.

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Looks like they will be neighbors next week. Hopefully, Matt kills Jeff during the night.

Maybe Jeff will get an extra uncomfortable case of Nutria itch.  it sucks for Steven that he is paired with him.  

Riley better make it to the end.    

 

If i were with Amber i probably wouldve had to wander off into the bush (no pun intended) and jerk it a few times.

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1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Anyone that recorded the third hour, it’s just a shitty fan episode from 2019. 

But she has a killer ass.

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8 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Most of us are anti-Gary, but no lost respect tonight.

Nor gained. He had to play his little Gary games and it bit him in the ass.

Yep...a matter of time before Gary's schtick caught up with him. 

I hope Matt smothers Jeff in his sleep. All that screaming like a little girl. He needs to be called out.

20 days left.  Matt is going to kill, gut and serve up Jeff filets for dinner.  Man he is a bitch with the yelling for everything.  

11 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Anyone that recorded the third hour, it’s just a shitty fan episode from 2019. 

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11063964/

But the meltdown of the guy in that episode after just 1 day is epic.  Probably he worst participant in show history.  One can assume he caught hell form everyone when he got home.

Yeah Gary got what he deserved, but at least he went out the right way instead of trying to hang on with a medic

Most of us are anti-Gary, but no lost respect tonight. 
Sadly, Matt has not shot Jeff yet. 
 
Anyone that recorded the third hour, it’s just a shitty fan episode from 2019. 
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt11063964/
You call it shitty, i call it pure comedy. That shit was hilarious.

Wonder if Jeff calls Laura every Sunday night & screams like a banshee whenever they show a Philippines flashback? 

 

Season finale next week, was hoping they wouldn’t all finish together. 

It's always so convenient how the separate tribes always seem to find each other after wandering for hours.  

I'm wondering if they are going to try to use that dugout to shuttle the 5 new arrivals cross the channel one at a time.  

Max picks up Riley
Riley returns solo to pick up Jeff, who screams the entire time
Riley returns solo
Matt crosses solo (dude is big, better safe than sorry)
Jeff returns solo to pick up Riley, while still screaming
Riley returns solo to pick up Steven
Riley returns solo to pick up Ryan

Since EJ and Max were just starting on their shelter, do they scrap it for a big one that holds 7?  Or perhaps 6, with Jeff left to build a screaming shack for himself?

 

 

4 minutes ago, idigTexas said:

Max picks up Riley
Riley returns solo to pick up Jeff, who screams the entire time
Riley returns solo
Matt crosses solo (dude is big, better safe than sorry)
Jeff returns solo to pick up Riley, while still screaming
Riley returns solo to pick up Steven
Riley returns solo to pick up Ryan

A farmer needs to ferry a wolf, a goat and a cabbage across the river…………,……

On 6/8/2021 at 6:08 AM, idigTexas said:

Riley better make it to the end. 

I fully understand they only show their names probably 24 times each episode. I could see how you could miss it every single week. 

2 hours ago, TonyTexas said:

A farmer needs to ferry a wolf, a goat and a cabbage across the river…………,……

Exactly.

1 hour ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

I fully understand they only show their names probably 24 times each episode. I could see how you could miss it every single week. 

Well shit.  I'm usually a stickler for spelling names correctly too.  I'll try to get over this mental block.  I hope Rylie isn't offended.  

Matt isn't the coolest dude on the show, but he is pretty fucking legit at killing shit

2 hours ago, Nole-4-Life said:

That damn canoe was nails. 

It was impressive.  I wonder if they had any help with it?

3 hours ago, idigTexas said:

It was impressive.  I wonder if they had any help with it?

I kind of seemed they kept working on it day after day, and it really didn't go anywhere. Then all of the sudden it catches fire, big drama, and then it's all hallowed out and ready.

I say Rylie should ferry everyone across (to keep the weight down), then leave Jeff alone on the wrong side to yell himself horse.

On 6/22/2021 at 1:04 PM, CAHorn said:

I kind of seemed they kept working on it day after day, and it really didn't go anywhere. Then all of the sudden it catches fire, big drama, and then it's all hallowed out and ready.

I say Rylie should ferry everyone across (to keep the weight down), then leave Jeff alone on the wrong side to yell himself horse.

I had the same impression, and like your ferrying plan better than mine.  

On 6/21/2021 at 10:29 PM, Scraps said:

Matt isn't the coolest dude on the show, but he is pretty fucking legit at killing shit

30+ in so far, fucker does it again. 

7 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Pretty good finale episode. 

 

Will be interesting to see if they attempt XL again after this. 

Is there some reason they wouldn't? I haven't heard anything about that. I really hope they do. The 60 day was pretty awesome. Just don't let that idiot Lacey anywhere near it.

Matt needs to go to the Olympics.  

I call bullshit on that big raft.  It was the most stable and buoyant bush raft I've ever seen.  It didn't even wobble when Rylie hopped onto it.  I want to see what is really under those palms, because I don't think it is just a few limbs lashed to two medium sized trunks.

Regardless, I enjoyed the episode and the season.  Bunch of badasses.  

 

 

Also, what was the third hour on my DVR? I only got thru the first two. Was it an "after the show" get together? I like those.

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2 hours ago, Nole-4-Life said:

Also, what was the third hour on my DVR? I only got thru the first two. Was it an "after the show" get together? I like those.

Nope regular Naked and Afraid episode...probably a rerun.

Just now, idigTexas said:

Nope regular Naked and Afraid episode...probably a rerun.

Well damn....thanks.

Lol at dude thinking he is gonna jump out a tree onto the gator. I would've enjoyed seeing that mistake

15 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Lol at dude thinking he is gonna jump out a tree onto the gator. I would've enjoyed seeing that mistake

I was praying for it...that little gator would have fucked him up.

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