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LAS VEGAS — Nicolas Cage has filed for an annulment four days after getting married in Las Vegas.

A court record shows Cage asked for the annulment Wednesday citing reasons that included being too drunk to understand his actions when he married girlfriend Erika Koike.

Cage, whose real name is Nicolas Kim Coppola, says he and Koike drank “to the point of intoxication” before the wedding Saturday.

The 55-year-old Cage argues he wasn’t aware of Koike’s “relationship with another person.”

This is the fourth marriage of the Oscar-winning actor. He was previously married to former waitress Alike Kim, singer-songwriter Lisa Marie Presley and actress Patricia Arquette.

 

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31 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

 

 

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51 minutes ago, OrangEngr said:

So, he's gone in 60 seconds?

He doesn't appear to be leaving Las Vegas. 

18 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He doesn't appear to be leaving Las Vegas. 

His former wife seems Bangkok dangerous 

Stopping making fun of Nic Cage, he is a national treasure!

Cage is an idiot, and who's the broad, Pia Zadoras' granddaughter?

Sounds like he wants to renege on his deal with the devil.

So he took back The Rock


No man. Her insides were a rocky place where his seed could find no purchase.
So, he's gone in 60 seconds?

You see those lips?
10 hours ago, OrangEngr said:

So, he's gone in 60 seconds?

 

10 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

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9 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He doesn't appear to be leaving Las Vegas. 

 

9 hours ago, RexWilson said:

Stopping making fun of Nic Cage, he is a national treasure!

 

2 hours ago, RoundRobin said:

I guess they'll Face Off in court. 

 

2 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

Wasn’t quite ready to be a Family Man.  

You all complete me.

I don’t really understand how they can make a sequel to Leaving Las Vegas, but I do appreciate a true method actor getting into character.  

I’ll take this here annulment form and whatever cash you got. 

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54 minutes ago, Asithappens said:

I bet the background music was by the Dead Kennedys.

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Vegas is no place to raise Arizona.

 

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He was the kling klang king of the rim ram room that night.

There are a coppola movies not mentioned yet, but all the posters here are replying with fast times.

21 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

I predict her womb will be a rocky place where his seed will find no purchase.

Keep your goddamn hands off my joke! 

4 hours ago, South Austin said:

 

 

 

 

 

You all complete me.

Just like how Surly completes your mom.

Keep your goddamn hands off my joke! 


Say that reminds me. You ever hear the one about the fella of the polish persuasion who kept stealing jokes?
6 hours ago, South Austin said:

You all complete me.

Would it be fair to say we rock?

I mean, it's a Dog Eat Dog world.  Knowing It Could Happen to You  is better than being Left Behind

Edited by Trey3216

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