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3 hours ago, Player said:

Keep your goddamn hands off my joke! 

I never postured myself as no three-piece suit read-everything-thoroughly type.

He's just so wild at heart, no woman is going to lock him down.

 

 

40 minutes ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

I'm pretty sure you can just put almost any random string of words together and get the title of a movie Nic Cage was in.

Coincidence? His next flick is tentatively titled "Any Random String".

1 hour ago, NotActuallyALonghorn said:

I'm pretty sure you can just put almost any random string of words together and get the title of a movie Nic Cage was in.

I guess he was enjoying Fast Times in Las Vegas.

Brad-s-Bud-Nicolas-Cage-fast-times-at-ri

3 hours ago, MAUFRAIS said:

 


Say that reminds me. You ever hear the one about the fella of the polish persuasion who kept stealing jokes?

 

How come it takes 3 Polacks to steal a joke?  Because they're so darn stupid.

1 hour ago, Not a cat said:

How come it takes 3 Polacks to steal a joke?  Because they're so darn stupid.

I don't get it.

I guess that’s why they call it an en route to your domiciler.

Wonder if this excuse can still work after 10yrs.

He thought he was going to hit the jackpot, but he came up with Snake Eyes.

8 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

I predict her womb will be a rocky place where his seed will find no purchase.

Like Frozen Ground?

Haven't noticed; Moonstuck, Guarding Tess, or Birdy yet but I've got Time to Kill. Guess I'm just Racing the Moon.

Wow. Nice jacket, douchebag.

I took a gander at his IMDB page, and holy shit, that guy has been in some bottom-tier garbage. 

There's ample ammunition to make dozens more puns, but the movies are so shitfully unknown that nobody would get them. 

There's three in this post alone, and I bet most people can't find more than two of them. 

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