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59 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

very normal and very cool

Sounds like SOMEONE wants a dossier drawn up on him.

*speed dials Christopher Steele*

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4 minutes ago, bad_teammate said:

Sounds like SOMEONE wants a dossier drawn up on him.

*speed dials Christopher Steele*

Shitposting b_t>>>>>>>>

Just now, Hank Kingsley said:

Hot take after many bourbons: Kamala might be worse than Biden. 

Wine here, but...

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4 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Hot take after many bourbons: Kamala might be worse than Biden. 

 

What; you don’t think truancy is a crime?  

23 minutes ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Hot take after many bourbons: Kamala might be worse than Biden. 

 

I've been imbibing on Garrison Brothers tonight so I am with you and agree.

 

Eh I don’t know about worse than Biden but they both have pretty big negatives.

I’ll still take Kamala over Joe 10 times out of 10.

And speaking of Handsy Uncle Joe - even he can’t resist Beto.

(He really does feel the need to sneak up and molest people about the shoulders doesn’t he?)

2 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Eh I don’t know about worse than Biden but they both have pretty big negatives.

I’ll still take Kamala over Joe 10 times out of 10.

And speaking of Handsy Uncle Joe - even he can’t resist Beto.

(He really does feel the need to sneak up and molest people about the shoulders doesn’t he?)
 

Is that a Beto shirt (black one) on the guy on the left in that pic?  He's throwing a great, 'you motherfucker' look at creepy Joe.  

I mean, Ted Cruz is literally a craven psychopath with no soul.

Kamala may be a cop but likening her to Ted Cruz is a bit much.

Yeah that was an awful comparison 

1 hour ago, immortal13 said:

This guy is the Dem frontrunner? Bahahaahaaahaaaaaaaa

~100% of Republicans support Donald Trump.  

5 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

I’m starting to view Kamala as the Democrat answer to Ted Cruz.  She will do anything to advance her career (or anyone - thanks 30 years her senior Willie Brown!).  And like Cruz, she’s so shameless ambitious and craven that she ends up boxing herself into situations that backfire because - while they may have some short term tactical benefit - she and Cruz seem incapable of recognizing when they’re doing something way more icky than anything a normal person would do.

Getting the cameras ready to make a publicity event out of your big bust of a parent whose daughter was “truant” because she’s been in the hospital too many days?   Sleeping with a married 60 or 70 year old (and not even hiding it at that) so he’ll get you better jobs?   Somehow boxing yourself in to (temporarily) supporting forced busing in 2019 because you wanted to use a debate to falsely insinuate your opponent was a segregationist?

At the time I thought she had a really good debate, but when I step back and look at the whole package, she’s really pretty gross.   I think she’s my least favorite of the candidates with a chance, even though she would probably sell out and support policies that are more to my right-leaning liking than the others.

Yes, she is a POS, but she will win the DN. Bank it....

 

36 minutes ago, Js1 said:

 

At some point, Democrats are going to figure out that Barack Obama didn't pick Joe Biden because they're political soulmates.

Obama picked Biden as part of a cynical calculation that he needed a running mate who could reassure working-class white that it'd all be ok to vote for a black guy.  Joe Biden wasn't chosen notwithstanding his retrograde views on race.  He was chosen because of his retrograde views on race.

"Joe Biden is today who he was 40 years ago." 

Yeah, that is the problem. 

He and Trump are both living in the late 80s or 90s in their minds.

32 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

"Joe Biden is today who he was 40 years ago." 

Yeah, that is the problem. 

Yeah--that's not an endorsement.

Apologizing means nothing in 2019 it is completely pointless why do these people do it?

 

This is total and complete bullshit (the banks one):

 

"no one has worked harder" - love that Biden still uses this language during the Trump era. Brilliant!

 

 

Oopsie doo

 

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Biden skipped Essence fest?  Of all the times to take the black vote for granted.  I know he's clueless, but what the fuck are his advisors thinking?   The guy doesn't even have a job, what else could have been more important this weekend? 

20 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

Biden skipped Essence fest?  Of all the times to take the black vote for granted.  I know he's clueless, but what the fuck are his advisors thinking?   The guy doesn't even have a job, what else could have been more important this weekend? 

No proof, but let's see what Q/R's/conspiracy folks/Bros would go with:  Epstein.

52 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

Biden skipped Essence fest?  Of all the times to take the black vote for granted.  I know he's clueless, but what the fuck are his advisors thinking?   The guy doesn't even have a job, what else could have been more important this weekend? 

Hate to say tahoe was right but black women do have an overwhelming say in the nominee. And he skipped out like a bitch. And Kamala brought down the house 

Joe's healthcare plan sucks.

Your favorite candidate's probably does, too.

"Hey Barack, can I get your notes? I'm going to run your 2008 campaign with none of the charisma or charm."

Yes Joe, run on the ONE mediocre policy Republicans have campaigned for a decade to kill.  I couldn’t have imagined Biden would be this bad but here we are.

Lol wut, SIAP

While it may just be another “senior moment,” the former VP, who is now the frontrunner in the crowded Democratic presidential field, slammed Donald Trump’s foreign policy and also claimed that Russian meddling in the US election would not have happened under the previous administration.

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5 minutes ago, Parliament said:

 

I get that she's his granddaughter, but it's still creepy.

He's not a pedo, he doesn't have sex with them.

He's wholly inappropriate and too old/stubborn to change.  He's stuck in a different era.  So he needs to have several seats and leave government to the next generation.  PASS THE TORCH JOE. 

What kind of loveless families did some of y’all grow up in that you think it’s weird for a grandparent to kiss their grandkids?

What kind of loveless families did some of y’all grow up in that you think it’s weird for a grandparent to kiss their grandkids?

This. Biden has a lot of problems, including creepiness...but kissing his granddaughter (yes, on the lips) ain’t one of em. My macho Mexican dad kisses my 18 yr old daughter. Because he loves her deeply, and that’s how our family was and is.
He's a pedo

You support Jeffrey Epstein and George Nader. Indirectly through your support for the President, but still.

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


This. Biden has a lot of problems, including creepiness...but kissing his granddaughter (yes, on the lips) ain’t one of em. My macho Mexican dad kisses my 18 yr old daughter. Because he loves her deeply, and that’s how our family was and is.

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Joe Biden filled your niece's seat last night. 

You support Jeffrey Epstein and George Nader. Indirectly through your support for the President, but still.

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