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ah yes, the old "republicans are going to stop being the party of fuck you got mine once the guy who says the silent part out loud is out of the way" trope

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  • Alright T-tom. I am going to address this post because I am the best one for the job. I will address it number by number. 1) I am assuming that marginalized group you are talking about is us, Bla

  • Somebody should write a song about the privileged fortunes of being a senator's son because this is a totally new phenomenon.  Somebody with musical talent, because it ain't me.  

  • As you continue to ponder hypocrisy, please also refuse to address the following: T-Mobile spending over $195,000 at Trump Hotel while it lobbied for approval of its merger with Sprint, despite

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Obama could have done a better job at selecting his VP.

 

Edited by Hugo Stiglitz

Was Joe in a coma when McConnell and Senate Republicans blocked Merrick Garland?

If Donald Trump wanted to wrap up the 2020 election tomorrow, he would come out in favor of legalizing marijuana.

18 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

goodbye GIF

Hell even some of the gop is coming around to recreational legalization. Way to appear even more out of touch Uncle Joe. 

4 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Yeh cause beer never leads to anything harder....

Careful, too many beers and hardness starts to become a factor.

8 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Careful, too many beers and hardness starts to become a factor.

Niiiice...  well played, well played.

Joe Biden responds to bad news in Iowa by jabbering about marijuana being a gateway drug.  "I know, I'll drag out a tired old trope that nobody, anywhere, regardless of ideology, wants to hear anymore.  Find me some more stuff that nobody has patience for anymore and let's start trotting that out, too."

20 minutes ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

To be fair, the Bidens are intricately familiar with actual gateway drugs and beyond(a bit of an assumption that the known issue didn't just start where it ended in the Navy for his then middle aged son). 

Could the tweet from Atkins above be in poor taste given that history with Biden's son or did Ole Joe bring it on himself by using the gateway terminology for Mary-Jane in his recent speech?

1 hour ago, Chooky said:

Joe Biden responds to bad news in Iowa by jabbering about marijuana being a gateway drug.  "I know, I'll drag out a tired old trope that nobody, anywhere, regardless of ideology, wants to hear anymore.  Find me some more stuff that nobody has patience for anymore and let's start trotting that out, too."

I mean...ok...if you just want to lose.

On 11/18/2019 at 9:52 AM, Hugo Stiglitz said:

 

The real gateway drug is cigarettes, but politicians won't touch that one since the tobacco lobby makes it rain.

I'm giving this guy a 75% chance of winning the nomination.

Liz 10%

Bernard 10%

Pete 5%

fuck :(

Why do black women like him so much?

Black Women, he is not a sweet Uncle Joe who was good to your brother, Obama without an ulterior motive. He was only his side bitch when he couldn't get any closer to the presidency without him. Now he is still trying to trade on his name. Black Ladies, please look at Liz and believe her white ass when she says she wants to empower the middle class and give you a foundation to better your lives.

The bitch don't like the loan shark companies that Dotard's administration is allowing to continue their bullshit business practices.

The bitch wants to help with childcare  so you don't have to leave your wee kids with who you can afford on your tight ass budget but a better place where you don't have to worry about them..

The bitch wants to make the richest ass fuckers pay their fair share!  So much so that they are going to tank her because they are scared of how right she is about how to level the playing field that they built in their favor. 

We need all the black ladies to look at her boobs and camel toe and see that she has felt more of their trails and tribulations then that old boy Joe ever has with his  white boy privilege moose knuckle.  

I'd write a commercial but I am apparently racist. Oops.

They like Biden because he can beat Trump and they know exactly who he is, even with all the flaws.   They’re warming up to Warren as she becomes more visible/accessible but it’s a slow process.  They just don’t know her well enough yet and there is still fear surrounding nominating another woman. 

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3 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

I'm giving this guy a 75% chance of winning the nomination.

Liz 10%

Bernard 10%

Pete 5%

fuck :(

Sadly, I agree.  Biden's sorry ass is going to win the primary.  Dems already had plenty of center right establishment types, but now there are also too many fucking ex-Republicans with Dem voter registration cards.  I welcome their anti-Trumpism, but they should still be in the GOP voting against Trumpism in that primary for whoever has the balls to run against him in it.  Plus, we need the old Republicans to bring some order back to the GOP.

Also, the fact that Trump is getting impeached over getting Ukraine to attack Biden is a boon for Biden.  

We are quickly becoming a majority single party country with a crazed minority party that can still win the Senate and enough electoral college votes to win the Presidency because of our fucked up system.  It would probably be fine if the House of Reps was the stronger branch of Congress.  But it isn't.  We gave the House of Lords all the power.  The tyranny of the minority is only just getting started, I think.

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They like Biden because he can beat Trump and they know exactly who he is, even with all the flaws.   They’re warming up to Warren as she becomes more visible/accessible but it’s a slow process.  They just don’t know her well enough yet and there is still fear surrounding nominating another woman. 

 

I follow a lot of other Beto supporters on Twitter and one of them (gay black man) made an interesting point about black support of Biden over minority (black, gay, female, Latino, etc.) candidates I hadn’t considered.

 

(It’s the guy who busted Chasten about the first class bullshittery)

 

He said some black people are choosing Biden because the backlash of the Obama presidency - Trump, the rise in white right wing wing violence, voter suppression, white ladies calling cops for standing around while black, etc. - has been so awful they’re actually against supporting another minority candidate because of fear of what might happen in response.

 

That’d they actually feel safer going with an old white guy.

 

I don’t know how pervasive that thought process might be but it’s something I as a white person had never considered.

Bidens trying to out Clinton the Clintons 

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Definitely not voting for Hunter Biden! 

If only he hadn't grown up being taught that safe sex is malarky and that condoms are for sailors. 

22 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Definitely not voting for Hunter Biden! 

Ah, so it wasn't about Joe so then the quid quo pro wasn't about a political rival.  /sarc

Hunter Biden should be running instead of his dad.  Dude would knock the "which candidate would you want to have a beer with?" test out of the park. Hunter seems cool as hell.  

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9 minutes ago, Fozzz said:

Hunter Biden should be running instead of his dad.  Dude would knock the "which candidate would you want to have a beer with?" test out of the park. Hunter seems cool as hell.  

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apparently a fertile slumpbuster.

Biden's campaign sends out email congratulating him on his debate performance... before the debate starts....

https://www.foxnews.com/politics/biden-campaign-sends-post-debate-email-hours-before-it-begins-i-hope-i-made-you-proud-out-there

He has to be just fucking with people at this point right?  Or should this be more of an indictment on the public/private education system in this country?  In which case, anyone who has been a part of politics of education (about everyone in DC) should be fired for making the people who work for them so utterly stupid they can't even fulfill the most basic of job.  Jesus christ.

11 minutes ago, zork said:

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Either she's not from Arkansas, or somehow modern dentistry has finally made it to the Ozarks.

So Hunter got this girl pregnant while dating his dead brother’s widow.  

This man is destined for at least a Senate seat. 

10 minutes ago, babysdaddy said:

man, slumpbuster city right there

name checks out...Hunter?

1 minute ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

name checks out...Hunter?

leave me alone bro.  I'm just countin' my burisma bucks I got to dole out to this bastard.

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23 minutes ago, zork said:

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If genetics mean anything, that kid’s gonna have a mean set of chompers. Good luck breast feeding, Lunden.

1 hour ago, Uncle Nate said:

Either she's not from Arkansas, or somehow modern dentistry has finally made it to the Ozarks.

Equine dentistry has been there for a while. 

He is just so dumb. There is no way around how stupifyingly ignorant Biden is. That comment should follow him around going forward and I think it will. 

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Joe says he has the most support of elected black officials.

Kamala Harris picked up her 11th CBC endorsement this morning and continues to lead Biden amongst "elected black officials" but hey, nothing like pretending Harris doesn't exist after he literally dismissed her on stage when talking about the "only" black female Senator ever elected. 

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