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6 hours ago, immortal13 said:

Lulz. He's a little bit likeable though in a crazy old man kinda way

 Hey I've always like crazy uncle Joe.  He's always seemed  like a regular guy, family served in the military, not a blue blood, just a  regular guy. 

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We cannot return to the past ?  So he puts his support behind a guy whose run for president 3x now, and hasn't had a new idea in his noggin since forever.  


If only such clips existed of certain GOP members stating how Trump will destroy them and the party.
50 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

How does Obama have odds?  He isnt even eligible. 

5 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:

How does Obama have odds?  He isnt even eligible. 

Prob Michelle 

On 2/29/2020 at 10:55 AM, David Dennison said:

TODAY'S THE DAY!!!!

 

1 hour ago, Zavala said:

They gonna force him to get HillDawg as VP then get out of the race because of health issues. Its her turn (again).

https://mobile.twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/1234550620176015360

 

 

Zavala still praying and sexually fantasizing getting to see Clinton on TV again every day.  He only gets to see her now mentioned on Hannity a few times a week.  Sad!

Not that the centrist candidates and mass media surrogates are morally obligated to make any plays they don't feel are right (fight and win for what you actually believe), but I wish them the best of luck convincing people under 40 to show up for Biden with, "We had to do this because that candidate you like, who is decades-deep in moral and ethical purity, is basically the same as Donald Trump."

Godspeed!

This is literally what they would say about Trump back when trying to convince themselves he wasn't what he clearly was.

 

7 hours ago, Tom said:

 

Zavala still praying and sexually fantasizing getting to see Clinton on TV again every day.  He only gets to see her now mentioned on Hannity a few times a week.  Sad!

>watching hannity

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On 2/12/2020 at 9:52 PM, Johnny Sack said:

He has dementia.  It’s elder abuse to keep rolling him out there.  

So what's the next worse thing after dementia?

 

On 2/12/2020 at 10:14 PM, tx 3 putt said:

stick a fork in him, he's done 

Aw come on man, give him a break, he's ready for super Thursday, after all he's running for the US Senate.   I heard him say so on the news this morning.

 

He’s catching his second wind !!!!!

this Bernie / Joe race will be a close one 

On 3/2/2020 at 10:45 AM, bad_teammate said:

Maybe "Bidenmentum Not Going Away"?

 

You Bernie Bros' are not going to Swift Boat Shotgun Joe. He clearly said 'freeze'! Don't even try it bud.

"Freezes aren't cuts!" is a Republican talking point from way back.

A freeze is a cut. If we cut SS spending, what happens when cost of goods goes up and more people age into SS?

(It's a cut.)

On 3/2/2020 at 10:44 AM, bad_teammate said:

Should we start a new thread for the guy who is now the most popular candidate of the posters here? A new, more positive title?

 

That video alone should cause a collective wave of shame to come over anyone who planned to vote for this fucking clown.

On 2/12/2020 at 7:31 AM, Lat22 said:

Turn out the lights, the party's over.  Wait.  The lights were never on.

 

On 2/12/2020 at 7:34 AM, Onboard 2.0 said:

I don't believe his heart was ever in itI don't believe his heart was ever in it

 

On 2/12/2020 at 10:14 PM, tx 3 putt said:

stick a fork in him, he's done 

Yeah not so much.

15 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

 

Yeah not so much.

All the results in?

44 minutes ago, Message Board User said:

 

 

Yeah not so much.

OK Joan heart is in it, but his mind is out to lunch.

Buckle up, fellas.

If Bernie can win Texas and California then we have a fight on our hands. Otherwise... this is our leader.

Jesus

Fucking

Christ

15 hours ago, bad_teammate said:

Not that the centrist candidates and mass media surrogates are morally obligated to make any plays they don't feel are right (fight and win for what you actually believe), but I wish them the best of luck convincing people under 40 to show up for Biden with, "We had to do this because that candidate you like, who is decades-deep in moral and ethical purity, is basically the same as Donald Trump."

Godspeed!

It wasn't Joe's fault. The damn republicans were able to keep taxes way below what they should have been, gas way cheaper than the environment could stand, and kept obamacare from being the government takeover it was meant to be. On top of that, he was doing time in South Africa with his buddy Mandela, having meetings with dead rulers, playing hardball with Russia, Iran, and China, and intimidating corn pop back into the shadows of the hood. In his spare time, he always had time to display his unique kind of love for children everywhere he went. And then Trump got elected. A man can only take so much. 

The man did the work of ten great men. It only makes sense that 3 or 4 of those men would have a few issues. If Joe could just get elected president, he would only have to be one great man. For him, that would be easy. 

2 hours ago, hornhorn said:

 

Yep, I'll vote for this guy!

Over trump?  Every single fucking time.

On 2/12/2020 at 9:52 PM, Johnny Sack said:

He has dementia.  It’s elder abuse to keep rolling him out there.  

^ supports the POS who can’t even make it through a prepared statement or complete a full sentence on his own and should have been institutionalized years ago. 

5 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

Is Cher his running mate now?  

That's some Trump level egomaniac shit right there

5 hours ago, Message Board User said:

 

If he could turn back time

44 minutes ago, EuroHorn said:

How’d Bernie do in Minnesota?

 

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The agony of defeat.....  such a classic bit of TV history.

Petition to change thread title to “Dementia patient wanders off for pancakes, winds up in White House”

1 hour ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

The agony of defeat.....  such a classic bit of TV history.

Must have the awesome music...

 

32 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Petition to change thread title to “Dementia patient wanders off for pancakes, winds up in White House”

Little late, he's been in the White House for over 3 years now...but it wasn't pancakes, it was a Big Mac

Is Jameson going to sponsor Biden.  I'd like a t-shirt with the bottle and Biden on the front and maybe a single Corn Pop on the back.

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28 minutes ago, tantric superman said:

Must have the awesome music...

 

Acapulco cliff diving for the win....

Bloomberg out... and he Endorses Biden

9 hours ago, Johnny Sack said:

It wasn't Joe's fault. The damn republicans were able to keep taxes way below what they should have been, gas way cheaper than the environment could stand, and kept obamacare from being the government takeover it was meant to be. On top of that, he was doing time in South Africa with his buddy Mandela, having meetings with dead rulers, playing hardball with Russia, Iran, and China, and intimidating corn pop back into the shadows of the hood. In his spare time, he always had time to display his unique kind of love for children everywhere he went. And then Trump got elected. A man can only take so much. 

The man did the work of ten great men. It only makes sense that 3 or 4 of those men would have a few issues. If Joe could just get elected president, he would only have to be one great man. For him, that would be easy. 

 

Are  you talking about the best (and most popular) president we've had in your lifetime? Its ok, you can say his name.

2 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Are  you talking about the best  president we've had in your lifetime? Its ok, you can say his name.

Ronald Reagan, it's pretty easy to say....

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This is painful stuff. Joe is less articulate than Hillary and is going to be WIDE fucking open for this. Also, Trump can boost his new trade deal that all these Democrats (not Bernie) voted for.

 

19 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

We know you're going to vote for your illiterate, tiny-dicked, orange fuhrer, zavala.

Good job @DigglerontheHoof boomeronthehoof, nailed me! No Malarkey (tm) Orange man bad!

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Wonder if it will sell as good as Bush's guac bowls

 

Ronald Reagan, it's pretty easy to say....

Never pretend to care about fiscal responsibility again.
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