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It was good I thought. Sorta recapping the last 20 years.

Keith is a dick. That is all.

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    So no Harley this year huh? Maybe someone beat him to death.

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It was a weird deal at the time with how the captain never let Jake run the boat and it makes sense that he just wanted to get on tv.

I've only seen the first hour, but Jake is a dumbfuck not to keep an eye on his finances. Lost it all and the boat is chained up and he's got no idea what happened?? Stupid!

Also, they said the name of the boat many times, but had the name blurred on tv? Weird.

Bob's gonna get somebody hurt if she doesn't get her shit together.

1 hour ago, Nole-4-Life said:

I've only seen the first hour, but Jake is a dumbfuck not to keep an eye on his finances. Lost it all and the boat is chained up and he's got no idea what happened?? Stupid!

Also, they said the name of the boat many times, but had the name blurred on tv? Weird.

Bob's gonna get somebody hurt if she doesn't get her shit together.

Methinks the Seabrooke captain put Bob in the wheelhouse for the Discovery checks. 
 

The Jake money woes felt staged to bring him and Sig back together for the 20th season, but if Jake is going to captain another boat it appears real. 
 

Keith’s temperature gauges probably won’t work, but I guess it’s an interesting, inexpensive way to track crab. 
 

Sadie Cove is stunningly beautiful. I’d like to see it someday. 

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After watching second hour, it was delicious watching Jack get his comeuppance. Dude is a complete dickhead. And a shitty captain apparently.  Hard to believe Harley puts up with his shit.

Hope Jake gets a boat. Of course it will be all about Sig and  he'll whine and bitch.

The whole Jack/Northwestern thing had to be made for TV.   And Captain Dad sure didn’t seem to care about his daughter’s well being none too much. 

4 minutes ago, Lat22 said:

The whole Jack/Northwestern thing had to be made for TV.   And Captain Dad sure didn’t seem to care about his daughter’s well being none too much. 

Yeah I found that weird as hell. Megan has an ongoing hip issue, but for her dad to just not give a shit is bizarre. 

I want to see a mashup between Deadliest Catch and Below Deck. I think there’s a wide array of scenarios. I do believe in all of them Kyle the annoying Stew ends up dead. Like maybe in a stuffed live into a crab cage and sent to the bottom as bait.

I was amazed that Sig came around and wished Jake well. Figured he'd make it all about him.

On 7/3/2024 at 11:45 PM, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Wow, then the little Asian kid does that. 

He should have toted an ass whipping right there.

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7 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Getting beat with a lead pipe in your front yard sounds like a real bad day.

 

Next week looks fun. 

Yeah that sounded rough....

On 7/24/2024 at 5:10 AM, Nole-4-Life said:

I really dislike that Jack dude. He’s just slimy.

“I don’t have have enough time or crayons to explain this.”

That was pretty goddamn great. 

11 minutes ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Would you rather spend your days with pregnant Mandy & kid, or get smashed in the face by a runaway line? Clark is a tough ol’ boy. 

How advanced is Mandy’s arm sleeve in your scenario? 

Yeah Clark has become my favorite on the show. All business and tough as wet leather.

A lot of those deckhands are probably gonna be looking for work now that they drug test.

I feel bad for Canyon, but Jack is going to give him another shot for opies. Seems coherent and competent. I think he’ll beat it and come back. 

I thought for sure that Jack was going to piss dirty.

6 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

I’m almost to the point where I’d rather see Wizard shit than the fucking Time Bandit. Never thought I’d say that before. 

Yeah the whole anniversary thing was tiring.

7 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

I’m almost to the point where I’d rather see Wizard shit than the fucking Time Bandit. Never thought I’d say that before. 

Correct. Jonathan’s wife seems very kind to go to sea with him and all that, but this was once a gritty fishing show about hard living dudes sacrificing their bodies for a good season. 

Now it’s Jonathan heart shaped grilled cheese sandwiches and gold stars for Bob. 

Google tells me I can get J-B Weld for about $7 damn near anywhere. Oops.

Also, I rewound to Clark’s count of Karl’s first 10 pots, it was 458, not 408. Shady. 

see the DVR recorded 2 hours. Watched the first, pretty standard. What was the second hour?

Did they have an opie season earlier this year? 
 

I wish they still did season end dollar totals. Jonathan’s math seemed a little off. 
 

I don’t understand basically cutting Jake and Keith from the show. 

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