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15 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Mandy’s ass in the jeans early & the leggings late did not suck, however. 

True story

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  • Bill treats Nick like he was his father. His actual son he treats like shit. Fuck Bill.

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    So no Harley this year huh? Maybe someone beat him to death.

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Official season premiere is next Tuesday, the 19th, but there’s 3 hours of something tomorrow night. 

I’m sure it’s an hour recap, hour of fake offseason filler, then the stupid fucking forced Bloodline shit. Apparently Harris finds another brother. 

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I liked it too. Some new stuff. Dungeoness. Longlining. Cod Fishing. Sig in Norway.

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It’s hard to tell under the big coat, but the young blonde lady on the Staalbas has to be the best looking deckhand in the history of fishing. 

And fuck the Patricia Crush, or whatever the fuck it’s called. Not great when the fucking TV guy has to take charge. 

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And a triple-fuck to Discovery for forcing Bloodline. I’ll shut up about that for at least a little while, maybe. 

8 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

And fuck the Patricia Crush, or whatever the fuck it’s called. Not great when the fucking TV guy has to take charge. 

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And a triple-fuck to Discovery for forcing Bloodline. I’ll shut up about that for at least a little while, maybe. 

Pretty shitty safety record on the Patricia Lee. And that’s saying something on Deadliest Catch. 

The producer was fucking shocked how stupid he was. 

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I didn’t misspell the ship’s name on accident.

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

Pretty shitty safety record on the Patricia Lee. And that’s saying something on Deadliest Catch. 

Looks like 4 guys on that boat have been crushed by pots over the past 5 years. It's shocking Discovery is using that guy's dangerous boat for ratings. 

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39 minutes ago, The Ace of Aces said:

Looks like 4 guys on that boat have been crushed by pots over the past 5 years. It's shocking Discovery is using that guy's dangerous boat for ratings. 

The layout of the deck looked all f'd up. The Captain made a huge mistake not heading straight to Dutch and the Coasties. Not sure how long he sailed in the wrong direction, but every minute was 2 minutes wasted.

Well, look who you quoted though. Ace is like the old drunk Buckeye of this thread, he claims to ‘hate’ the show, but will never stay away. 

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2 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Well, look who you quoted though. Ace is like the old drunk Buckeye of this thread, he claims to ‘hate’ the show, but will never stay away. 

It's a scripted show entirely now basically and I FF through most of it, but I enjoy fishing so will do that until the end (which should've been 11 seasons ago). 

The layout of the deck looked all f'd up. The Captain made a huge mistake not heading straight to Dutch and the Coasties. Not sure how long he sailed in the wrong direction, but every minute was 2 minutes wasted.

A total moron. What a shitty captain. I wouldn’t be surprised if the rest of the crew mutinies and sends him to the bottom in a crab pot.

Fucking Bloodline, now with a lost brother. And dopehead jailbird other brother cleaning up the CM at home. My question: their “contract” calls for 3k pound a week on the mainland. So they’re in Hawaii about 6 weeks. What bigtime purveyor or restaurant changes suppliers for six weeks and then skates elsewhere? Complete bullshit.

The whole Sig in Norway thing has to be part of a bigger deal. It would have been easier to send the Northwestern to hunt golden crab, or fish cod, or dungeness down south. And he’d be home for Mandy. I’m sure the NW is working cod which is it’s usual role when not crabbing.

It’s a new fishery for red crab in Norway. That boat was already being readied. I’m wondering if it’s part of a launch of a Discovery version of the show for Europe. It’s so staged; it’s like the Brady Bunch or Duck Dynasty going to Hawaii.

7 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

The whole Sig in Norway thing has to be part of a bigger deal. It would have been easier to send the Northwestern to hunt golden crab, or fish cod, or dungeness down south. And he’d be home for Mandy. I’m sure the NW is working cod which is it’s usual role when not crabbing.

It’s a new fishery for red crab in Norway. That boat was already being readied. I’m wondering if it’s part of a launch of a Discovery version of the show for Europe. It’s so staged; it’s like the Brady Bunch or Duck Dynasty going to Hawaii.

It’s all fake. The NW was fishing - the child molester was running it. Sig was in Norway for probably 2 weeks tops. 

It’s all fake. The NW was fishing - the child molester was running it. Sig was in Norway for probably 2 weeks tops. 

Who is the child molester?
8 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said:


Who is the child molester?

Edgar.  The one who shall not be named on Discovery even though he's still on the boat.

Edgar pled guilty in 2018 to sexually assaulting a 16 year old girl. He got a year probated jail sentence and had to go to sexual deviancy classes, and paid a $1300 fine.

Effectively banning him from ever appearing on the show again. Guarantee you he’s still fishing on the Northwestern. 

The Norway narrative is well, goofy as hell. Bill’s ship looks smaller than most wakeboarding rigs on Lake Travis. 
 

Sig’s vessel might be worse. Shitty crane/wench and a hot blonde deckhand jump shooting crabs into the tank. 
 

It feels like some staged bullshit to set up a Sig and Wild Bill Norwegian Bloodlines POS show. 

The production value sucks, but watch the early seasons. They at least attempt to make a documentary. 

 

Effectively banning him from ever appearing on the show again. Guarantee you he’s still fishing on the Northwestern. 

I think Sig only skippers on the show these days. Edgar is probably still skippering in relief or in cod season. I don’t think Mandy has taken her out alone yet, right?

Pretty sure Sig got a spin off show as mentioned upthread. He’s putting up with a lot of shit and not catching crab. 
 

The blonde on the Stalbas is fire, but appears to be completely worthless of deck. Who’s daughter is she? 
 


 

 

Learned something last night on the Norway deal. Russian red crab is considered an invasive species and there is no limit on them or season. Is Sig looking to build a new part of the family business? If you can fish red crab 24/7/365 no quotas vs a diminishing fishery in Alaska. He can own boats there without actually skippering them.

I think Bill is there for comic relief in that dinghy.

I haven’t watched yet as I prefer to binge this show, but bill is a traveling clown for disco. The way he talks about boat payments, I assume he’s leveraged pretty good and can’t afford to turn down an extra dollar. 

You haven’t watched yet, but you’re posting? That’s fucking stupid even by your standards. And your standards are fucking low. Dumb mother fucker. 

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17 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Wonder what happened to the Brenna A, or did Sean just rename it? 

He still owns it - he has multiple boats now. 

He still owns it - he has multiple boats now. 

I want to say he bought a bigger boat at the end of a season a few years back and has been building the empire since. I enjoyed his time but I think he knew he had to either be a TV personality or run a big fishing business.
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2 hours ago, The Ace of Aces said:

He still owns it - he has multiple boats now. 

He's a Legend.

Captain Squash at it again. 
Bill’s cute little pots are still funny. 
Way too much Phil, we know he’s fucking dead. 

I’m surprised Capn Phil hasn’t been nominated for sainthood by now. Seems like he didn’t even have to use pots; crabs just jumped into the boat in droves.

Bill seems to be their bitch. Need you to go to Russia and nearly get arrested. Go to Norway. Drive the summer bay which appears to be wanting to be a submarine.
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Pretty good episode. 

 

I like Sean, but enough with the goddamn dead dad shit. We fucking know. 

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31 minutes ago, Nole-4-Life said:

Jake has grown into a damn good captain. Recovering his pots was impressive.

It helps when he doesn't spend most of the day yelling like a crazy person at his crew.

2 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Ace will be pissed this season doesn’t suck. 

I quite watching when Mandy was shown as being the braintrust for Sig to go to Norway. Yeah, ok. 

On 4/28/2022 at 1:20 PM, The Ace of Aces said:

It's a scripted show entirely now basically and I FF through most of it, but I enjoy fishing so will do that until the end (which should've been 11 seasons ago). 

We know bro, it’s cool. 

It's most likely going to be a multi-year closure I believe.

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