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Well, would ya look at this.  The Astros have the best record in baseball, they're gonna win the division again, the Rangers are 5 games under .500, and all the Rangers fans have crawled back into their holes.  It's our September tradition. 

See y'all next April with your unrealistically high hopes for your shitty ass franchise. 

 

Ahh yes that deep long standing 3 year tradition....congrats I guess

You and I both know this streak of division championships doesn't stop at 3.  Come on, now.

But seriously, run along.  You're in that nice sweet spot for Dallas Fan where the Rangers are just about done getting their asses kicked, the Cowboys haven't imploded yet, and the Mavericks don't start getting their asses kicked for a couple more months.  Enjoy the next few weeks, man, seriously.  

You and I both know this streak of division championships doesn't stop at 3.  Come on, now.
But seriously, run along.  You're in that nice sweet spot for Dallas Fan where the Rangers are just about done getting their asses kicked, the Cowboys haven't imploded yet, and the Mavericks don't start getting their asses kicked for a couple more months.  Enjoy the next few weeks, man, seriously.  


We do? Ok then I guess.
8 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Ahh yes that deep long standing 3 year tradition....congrats I guess

I believe it's spelled "t-u-r-d-i-t-i-o-n". 

On 6/27/2019 at 2:03 PM, Chuckie Finster said:

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Season isn’t over, but I think it’s fair to say this is the highlight of it. 

Though the rangers did manage to win 15 more games than I thought they would.  So really, the rangers exceeded expectations already while the Astros haven’t even met expectations yet. Sounds like the rangers had the better year. 

3 hours ago, David Dennison said:

The "Rangers Had the Better Year" banner is going to look great in the new stadium.

Maybe we'll have something put on patches for the uniforms next year to commemorate it. Or maybe a new marketing slogan? "Texas Rangers! Not 2013 Astros Bad!" 

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On 9/19/2019 at 9:54 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

Season isn’t over, but I think it’s fair to say this is the highlight of it. 

Though the rangers did manage to win 15 more games than I thought they would.  So really, the rangers exceeded expectations already while the Astros haven’t even met expectations yet. Sounds like the rangers had the better year. 

Lulz

On 9/19/2019 at 9:54 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

Season isn’t over, but I think it’s fair to say this is the highlight of it. 

Though the rangers did manage to win 15 more games than I thought they would.  So really, the rangers exceeded expectations already while the Astros haven’t even met expectations yet. Sounds like the rangers had the better year. 

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Oh, so you’re doing the aggy thing where you take credit for other teams’ success? How does Judge’s junk taste?

OK, cool. Hook ‘em. 

Just checking in to say that I wish the Astros would have had as good of a year as the Rangers did. 

Maybe next year. 

On 9/19/2019 at 9:54 AM, Pato del Muerto said:

Season isn’t over, but I think it’s fair to say this is the highlight of it. 

Though the rangers did manage to win 15 more games than I thought they would.  So really, the rangers exceeded expectations already while the Astros haven’t even met expectations yet. Sounds like the rangers had the better year. 

Oh my 

On 4/4/2019 at 12:14 PM, Vic Mackey said:

What does this have to do with this season? 

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On 4/4/2019 at 12:14 PM, Vic Mackey said:

What does this have to do with this season? 

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On 4/4/2019 at 12:14 PM, Vic Mackey said:

What does this have to do with this season? 

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So Astros now have a 3-2 lead in WS appearances. What will ranger fans say now that makes them the more storied franchise? They have a new stadium? That’s all I got.

6 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Who cares is all I got. 

Rooting for Houston. 

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On 9/19/2019 at 2:14 PM, David Dennison said:

The "Rangers Had the Better Year" banner is going to look great in the new stadium.

For sure. And with every round of Houston advancing in these playoffs, the superiority of the Rangers' season becomes just that much more obvious. When the Astros take the crown over Washington, every baseball pundit will turn from the postgame and bow to the Mecca that will be known as Globe Life Field.  

On 7/13/2019 at 1:37 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

All time World Series records

Texas 4-8

Houston 4-7

huge difference, that. 

*4-9.  Advantage Rangers.

3 hours ago, WBT said:

*4-9.  Advantage Rangers.

Now you’re getting it. 

Waiting for the series to end to see if I can make an avg wins per ws appearance post that favors the rangers.  It was tied at 2 prior to this week, back when I erroneously assumed Houston would mow down the nats in 4 or 5. 

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