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Man Works 12 Hours A Day And Comes Home To This...

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1 hour ago, Michael Knight said:

How do we know she wasn't at work for 14 hours

Possible but doubtful.  It would take an hour to move her lardass from that chair and another half hour to navigate her lardass out of the room.

1 hour ago, Michael Knight said:

How do we know she wasn't at work for 14 hours

Hunter S Thompson avi FTW

On 3/30/2018 at 8:35 AM, deadshank said:

Is this the Ernest T Bass residence?

Oh, hell no.  He posted a pic of her in a blue bikini once (I have a keen memory for things like this) and though she may not do laundry, she isn't anything like this couch potato.

On 3/30/2018 at 8:23 AM, Francisco 2.0 said:

Yeah.  I can commensurate.  

Then 10 years ago I had had enough. 

Commensurate???

On 4/1/2018 at 1:28 AM, Longboard Horn said:

She’s definitely a dependa 

apparently not using splenda

On 3/31/2018 at 10:57 PM, mulletpelini said:

kid died when mom ate all the food.

Mom may have eaten the kid actually.

On 3/31/2018 at 10:57 PM, mulletpelini said:

kid died when mom ate all the food.

Double post.

Edited by ulukinatme

On 3/31/2018 at 3:23 PM, 'stache said:

I find that most guys who bitch about “working 12 hour days” are exaggerating and are lazy as fuck and use it as an excuse to bitch about others being lazy. The fact that he posts this tells me he’s a lazy fuck but throws out “12 hour days” to feel superior. It’s also possible she works too and maybe just came home got into her fat clothes and is relaxing. I don’t trust the story from the bitchass who posts this. Finally, he’s married or otherwise attached to her, so even if she is a fat lazy slob, he’s clearly no catch himself since she’s the best he could do.


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Probably 12 hour days, only three days a week.

Edited by Anwar Namtut

2 hours ago, BurntEyes said:

My reaction would be different.

I wouldn't need a Uhaul and I wouldn't come home. 

This right here. 

1 hour ago, ulukinatme said:

Mom may have eaten the kid actually.

Only if he jumped in her mouth. She looks to lazy to cook him.

On 3/30/2018 at 9:23 AM, Francisco 2.0 said:

Yeah.  I can commensurate.  

Then 10 years ago I had had enough. 

you can be proportional to her?

3 hours ago, TrashMaster G said:

Commensurate???

 

3 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

And a new shaggyism is born...

 

Alas, commiserate.  

Thought that looked wrong when I typed it out,  but I have no defense.  Other than 8:23 am.

Carry on gents.  

 

 

On 3/31/2018 at 4:23 PM, 'stache said:

I find that most guys who bitch about “working 12 hour days” are exaggerating and are lazy as fuck and use it as an excuse to bitch about others being lazy. The fact that he posts this tells me he’s a lazy fuck but throws out “12 hour days” to feel superior. It’s also possible she works too and maybe just came home got into her fat clothes and is relaxing. I don’t trust the story from the bitchass who posts this. Finally, he’s married or otherwise attached to her, so even if she is a fat lazy slob, he’s clearly no catch himself since she’s the best he could do.


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Agreed. Sorry he should wake up

I feel sorry for the ghost.  Of all the places to haunt he ends up there?  For eternity?  He should kill himself right now.

Just now, HornsOverIthaca said:

I feel sorry for the ghost.  Of all the places to haunt he ends up there?  For eternity?  He should kill himself right now.

Ghostception.

On 3/30/2018 at 12:18 AM, William_Cannon said:

Seeing shit like that makes me remember how truly blessed I am.

While you're feeling bless, this guy is feeling cry. 

I feel sorry for the ghost.  Of all the places to haunt he ends up there?  For eternity?  He should kill himself right now.

Could he simply call ghostbusters himself?

That could be Vic’s place. Definitely his kind of woman.

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