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7 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

Since it's the Dead Period, time to bump this thread

Thanks for below post  @KYHorn 

 

I found Giles putting in work at the pool party so all of you haters can STFU.

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I know we don't know for sure if that is Giles, but the premise is fucking hilarious. I'd pay a bounty for someone getting a photo of him in public somewhere, asleep and slumped over in a chair. This is just shy of that.

1 minute ago, closetojumping said:

I know we don't know for sure if that is Giles

Katfid has assured us it is, so that's all the confirmation I need.

Since it's the Dead Period, time to bump this thread

Thanks for below post  @KYHorn 

 

I found Giles putting in work at the pool party so all of you haters can STFU.

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Edited by LTtxfan
Sorry for dp 😀

Whoever came up with Buffalo Giles Wings needs receive a Surly Award 🏆

I think it's a Weekend At Bernie's thing. Giles died weeks ago, but Herman hasn't replaced him yet. And honestly, how would anyone tell if Giles died?

13 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I love the premise that Giles can't even be bothered to put on a Burnt Orange shirt. 

Turquoise is his wing-eating color.

31 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

I think it's a Weekend At Bernie's thing. Giles died weeks ago, but Herman hasn't replaced him yet. And honestly, how would anyone tell if Giles died?

 

So where will Oscar be spotted during the Dead Period ??  😀

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2 minutes ago, LTtxfan said:

 

So where will Oscar be spotted during the Dead Period ??  😀

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If you're Oscar Giles, the dead period goes year round.

56 minutes ago, closetojumping said:

 a photo of him in public somewhere, asleep and slumped over in a chair.

Aka Shermaning.

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  • 3 weeks later...

* their

* and you don't use apostrophes to make something plural

Jesus Christ...

I'm a little disappointed. Three posts in the last hour, and not one of them was a poke in CTJ's eye. Surly be slacking.

Edited by Walden Ponderer
Ducking autocorrect.

 

He's more than just Oscar Giles Wings.... 

Edited by LTtxfan

* their

* and you don't use apostrophes to make something plural

Jesus Christ...

*plural.

 

And stop starting sentence's with a conjunction.

 

If OG gets a Dm on Twitter from a recruit during nap time, do you think he takes his CPAP mask off to respond?  Or just leaves it on for quick response and falling back to sleep?

7 minutes ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

Their expressions make it look like they’re all eating prison food. 

No fuckin' sunshine. I love it.

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6 hours ago, GRHorn said:

If OG gets a Dm on Twitter from a recruit during nap time, do you think he takes his CPAP mask off to respond?  Or just leaves it on for quick response and falling back to sleep?

If you don’t think that shit is on Do Not Disturb during naptime, meal time, after 9pm through 8am, on weekends and on holidays, you don’t know Oscar. 

On 4/5/2019 at 10:59 AM, closetojumping said:

 The notion that Texas couldn't (do better) is handwringing saarvanashery

Upvoted.

7 hours ago, CHEF RIBS W/ THE HAMM YALL said:

Their expressions make it look like they’re all eating tofu. 

 

Their expressions make it look like they’re all eating prison food. 

That’s Sushi Japon, the Benihana knockoff in the old Shoney’s on I35.
It’s actually delightful. They must have been having trouble catching the shrimp.

They are looking at him like a stranger is taking their picture. 

9 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

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An 89yr old grandmother posts better pictures on Facebook than this!!

OG tweeting a picture like this to promote the camaraderie within his DL group is just another example of his limited abilities as a recruiter.

OG should be taking his nap at Barton Springs today wearing this shirt.

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21 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

I've decided that I'm a Giles optimist. I prefer to see Hustle as half-awake.

OG leads a double life.  Don’t hate the player…

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Poor OG.... can't stay awake any longer tonight waiting on Broughton

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Did he come home with a goody bag last night?

A real closer would have sent out a picture of the onion volcano.

3 hours ago, WBT said:

A real closer would have sent out a picture of the onion volcano.

Lookin' as lit as College Station up in here.

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21 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Lookin' as lit as College Station up in here.

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did he accidentally paste his password into his user name field?

Nope. Includes capital letters, numbers, even a symbol. Definitely not Giles

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

$10 says his password is Password1.

You owe me $10.  It's not Password2 or Password1! either.

OG feelin' like......

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SHOOTER ON FIRE....  POW POW  💥💥

A friend’s son knows Andrew Fitzgerald and the topic of OG/Herman came up. He had nothing but good things to say about Tom as a coach, though he is definitely corny/goofy off the field. However, he didn’t have much good to say about Oscar as a coach. He said that most of the DL was left confused when he was coaching them. He’s just straight up not good at communicating/teaching technique to the players. To end this on a positive note, Andrew expects the team to do very well this year.

40 minutes ago, George Clooney said:

He said that most of the DL was left confused when he was coaching them. He’s just straight up not good at communicating/teaching technique to the players.

That's called an OG freestyle. 

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