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2 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Who made the outlandish and inflammatory claim that classifies married lesbians and social justice worriers as deranged suicidal murderers?

Just know, you're going to occasionally get called out on that kind of shit. Now, take your Benedryl and go to bed.

Take your medicine and get in the goddamn car!!!!!

6 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Question: Is it possible to have not knowingly been dosed up with all that Benedryl? I mean, I think it's possible...maybe.

Just doing a quick google on Benadryl , it doesn't seem likely. Mostly exists in the general world in pill form. I guess you could dissolve in water and inject but it would have to be in a vein. Kind of hard to do to a sleeping / unaware person.

I know it's a tragic story, but i'm shocked that there hasn't been a woman's driving joke yet in this thread yet. 

2 minutes ago, qwertyu1234 said:

I know it's a tragic story, but i'm shocked that there hasn't been a woman's driving joke yet in this thread yet. 

Good point. Nice avatar.

I must image search her.

Edit: That's not how I remember Norah Jones looking but I'll be in my bunk nonetheless.

Edited by bolverk

13 hours ago, clapclapclap said:

Confirmed both moms were evil, selfish scum.  Both plotted to kill all 6 of their adopted kids in a suicide pact. 

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WTF happened on the last page?  We've got "deaper," "worriers," and "babbys."  Is there a stupid virus infecting people?

Edited by Beau Vine

14 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

WTF happened on the last page?  We've got "deaper," "worriers," and "babbys."  Is there a stupid virus infecting people?

Stupids in the water these days
They're gonna drink it anyway

-Chris Knight 

 

WTF happened on the last page?  We've got "deaper," "worriers," and "babbys."  Is there a stupid virus infecting people?
How is babby formed?
19 hours ago, SDG said:

Yes, in this case these fucking deranged women thought exactly that.  They murdered children, but I guess you’re okay with that  

 

Thats not what he said.  You've got an agenda, no one feels like guessing what it is.  Own it.

2 hours ago, Bullneck said:

Thats not what he said.  You've got an agenda, no one feels like guessing what it is.  Own it.

I think he's attempting some self validation. It's painful to watch.

23 hours ago, Continental Op said:
On 4/6/2019 at 9:57 AM, Beau Vine said:
WTF happened on the last page?  We've got "deaper," "worriers," and "babbys."  Is there a stupid virus infecting people?

How is babby formed?

How do people not know about this?  It's the greatest yahoo question & answer of all time:

 

How do people not know about this?  It's the greatest yahoo question & answer of all time:

 

 

On 4/5/2019 at 7:37 PM, bolverk said:

If you're referring to the dads, I get the joke now and apologize.

also, *deeper

*dapper

On 4/5/2019 at 8:17 PM, HornsOverIthaca said:

They need to do way instain mother> who kill thier babbys, becuse these babby cant fright back? It was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three kids, they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest. my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots

With your grammar and spelling, please tell me you're not a student at Texas.

On 4/5/2019 at 8:23 PM, bolverk said:

Chad?

Darn sure sounds / looks like it.

One look at that picture, and I could tell it would go sideways. Relatively speaking (yeah yeah, I know, Kate Beckinsale is a shag 5, so no neg rep), but both women are attractive and frankly hot for middle-aged lesbians. That's all the clue you need to know that someone is wrong in that house - need a BD to balance ... two lipsticks = cray cray.

That being said, absolutely horrible. Sounds like they tortured those poor kids.

1 hour ago, zork said:

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I think we've learned a warning sign, if you see kids in those shirts contact authorities ASAP.

 

NPR's take on the Hart jury verdict:

https://www.npr.org/2019/04/05/710165800/jury-rules-hart-parents-intentionally-drove-off-cliff-in-fatal-california-crash

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A coroner's jury has said Jennifer and Sarah Hart purposefully drove themselves and their six children off a cliff in northern California last year. Pictured here, the Cliff Clavin pullout along Highway 1 where their SUV was recovered.

Alameda County Sheriff's Office via AP

Edited by clapclapclap

I read somewhere that at some point CPS decided to quit investigating the abuse charges for fear it would result in more mistreatment.

Let that sink in.

18 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

Pictured here, the Cliff Clavin pullout along Highway 1 where their SUV was recovered.

Is this for real? If so, bonus points to those involved in the naming.

16 minutes ago, DoobieWah said:

I read somewhere that at some point CPS decided to quit investigating the abuse charges for fear it would result in more mistreatment.

Let that sink in.

That says protected classes can get away with murder.... Figuratively usually, but in this case....

20 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

"It is my belief that both Jennifer and Sarah succumbed to a lot of pressure," sheriff's Lt. Shannon Barney said on Thursday, The Associated Press reports. "Just a lot of stuff going on in their lives, to the point where they made this conscious decision to end their lives this way and take their children's lives."

Just a lot of stuff going on? JFC people, you'd better toughen the fuck up.

 

3 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

"It is my belief that both Jennifer and Sarah succumbed to a lot of pressure," sheriff's Lt. Shannon Barney said on Thursday, The Associated Press reports. "Just a lot of stuff going on in their lives, to the point where they made this conscious decision to end their lives this way and take their children's lives."

 

 

Daaaaaaaamn, now why didn't I think of that....

6 hours ago, immortal13 said:

They were going through some things

Like the windshield, for example.

Just now, Cheeseweasel said:

Like the windshield, for example.

Yer gonna burn for that. I know cause Ill be right there next to you.

5 hours ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Like the windshield, for example.

What was the last thing that went through the driver's mind before she died?

 

 

 

 

 

The steering wheel.

Lesbian SJW's who obviously couldn't live with the shame of their peers if CPS took their children away, and deemed them unfit mothers. Tell the kids they have the sniffles, here is some benadryl tablets, and a Cherry Coke to wash it down (laced with Children's cherry flavored Benadryl). Take a nice road trip out on the Pacific Coat Highway, pull up and admire the view from the lookout. Lock the doors and windows and in 5 seconds drive over the cliff. Even the teenagers wouldn't have had time to react. Pretty simple opinion. That and $2.50 will get you a cup of coffee.

Doesn't really take away anything from the political stance, just a tragedy. It happens in liberal and conservative households. Emotions are emotions.

CHIEF

On 4/8/2019 at 9:42 AM, Onboard 2.0 said:

That says protected classes can get away with murder.... Figuratively usually, but in this case....

Yeah there are absolutely no minorities on death row.  So unfair!

PS: You’re a fucking clown.

3 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Yeah there are absolutely no minorities on death row.  So unfair!

PS: You’re a fucking clown.

PPS fuck you, went right over the little point on your noggin'

9 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Yeah there are absolutely no minorities on death row.  So unfair!

PS: You’re a fucking clown.

*your

21 minutes ago, DoobieWah said:

Nope.

Well Brickhorns post was wrong (not shocker there) as well so there's that.

3 minutes ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Well Brickhorns post was wrong (not shocker there) as well so there's that.

I'm just the grammar police. My jurisdiction doesn't extend to actual crimes.  😎

 

(* Brickhorn's)

On 4/9/2019 at 1:32 AM, immortal13 said:

They were going through some things

Some people did something.

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