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Just now, cabowabo said:

Get him to cry Jim.     You must do it. 

Jim with the blue blazer, grey slacks, and dorky black oxfords.  JFC

Best part of this is we get fake tiger on the ticket tomorrow morning.

30 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Is the masters like the nba all star game and Super Bowl, where the whores travel there?

If you're looking for the white equivalent of NBA All Star Weekend,  that happens May 4th in Louisville. 

And I really want to go someday. 

Just now, Bruh Man said:

Best part of this is we get fake tiger on the ticket tomorrow morning.

Did you see what Phil the dill did!

On 4/8/2019 at 6:15 PM, Rougarou said:

I’m here; it did indeed cut the day short but at least I got to see Tiger chip one in on the practice green!

my pick based off first day practice is Rafael Cabrera Bellos just because he had the shot of the day. Finua looked good too.

I saw Tiger chip that in and thought there was a chance. Glad to have all the 2019 masters merch that will come to be known as Tigers Masters.

Weird week for Tiger. He was okay off the tee. His short putting was poor. But his iron play absolutely exceptional.

“So 5th jacket oh and remember how your dad is dead. Tell us about that?”


Listen to 1310 The Ticket tomorrow morning at 8:40 and Tiger will tell you all about Earl.

God this has to be one of the greatest moments in sports 

5 minutes ago, cabowabo said:

Nantz is a fucking douchebag. 

He acts like he has never seen anyone hug their kid before.

I haven't cried in a long time but this did it. Out of nowhere too. Tiger is the same age as me so this hits close to home.

But seriously, I remember 1997 and watching in my apt on West Campus. And after all he has been through and his flaws and humanity and injuries and really he just wanted to win for his family again today and he did. Jesus what an amazing accomplishment.

All of a sudden 18 majors is back within reach. 

2 minutes ago, hornbri said:

All of a sudden 18 majors is back within reach. 

All depends on his health. If his back holds up for the next 7-8 years, I think it’s likely that he gets there.

There's a tornado warning 20 miles north of Augusta.  Ballsy on them not to call it but a good move.

1 minute ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

So Tiger and the nanny/gf will be doing coke off pornstars asses tonight? 

All the coke. All the pornstars. All the asses.

I think this win hits home because a lot of us see ourselves in Tiger.  Almost middle age dude with kids losing his hair with a fat face and a very average looking significant other. He’s one of us now except for a slightly larger bank account. 

6 minutes ago, used2b said:

I haven't cried in a long time but this did it. Out of nowhere too. Tiger is the same age as me so this hits close to home.

But seriously, I remember 1997 and watching in my apt on West Campus. And after all he has been through and his flaws and humanity and injuries and really he just wanted to win for his family again today and he did. Jesus what an amazing accomplishment.

Graduated HS a month after watching him win in 1997.  Feels like a lifetime ago.  Pretty emotional thinking of my old man and I watching...

 

Just now, cabowabo said:

I think this win hits home because a lot of us see ourselves in Tiger.  Almost middle age dude with kids losing his hair with a fat face and a very average looking significant other. He’s one of us now except for a slightly larger bank account. 

We are Tiger Woods.

8 minutes ago, used2b said:

I haven't cried in a long time but this did it. Out of nowhere too. Tiger is the same age as me so this hits close to home.

But seriously, I remember 1997 and watching in my apt on West Campus. And after all he has been through and his flaws and humanity and injuries and really he just wanted to win for his family again today and he did. Jesus what an amazing accomplishment.

I banged a few chicks without even taking them to dinner so this hits close to home for me as well.

I think this win hits home because a lot of us see ourselves in Tiger.  Almost middle age dude with kids losing his hair with a fat face and a very average looking significant other. He’s one of us now except for a slightly larger bank account. 

Only slightly.
19 minutes ago, Bruh Man said:

Best part of this is we get fake tiger on the ticket tomorrow morning.

My first thought as well

Just now, Dr. Beeper said:

Of course they’re aware of it. But that doesn’t get into their heads to the extent it affects their game. 

What a Masters until the last 4 holes. I was hoping for more drama but glad Tiger won. 

Koepka had to literally stop mid-setup to wait for Woods to hit from the other fairway because the Woods show brings too much noise and hype and tension. You are wrong and your take is bad.

14 minutes ago, Fudbelty said:

 


Seems kind of dangerous.

 

There was a lady from Niger....

Hide the Perkins' waitresses!

Hide the Perkins' waitresses!

Hide the Perkins' waitresses!

Hide the Perkins' waitresses!

Hide the Perkins' waitresses!

Pie and Perkins waitress pussy gone wild!



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I actually watched Nicklaus 86 from my dorm room in Jester.   the drama of Nicklaus posting a a back nine 30 to win it at 46 may never be topped but this is a very close second.  Nicklaus will always be the GOAT to me but its like 1A/1B.  Tiger from 97-08 was the best 10 year stretch of golf ever though.

why not replay it? nothing else on tv worth a shit 

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

I actually watched Nicklaus 86 from my dorm room in Jester.   the drama of Nicklaus posting a a back nine 30 to win it at 46 may never be topped but this is a very close second.  Nicklaus will always be the GOAT to me but its like 1A/1B.  Tiger from 97-08 was the best 10 year stretch of golf ever though.

Tiger and Mike Tyson are the same, with the latter could have been the undisputed greatest ever if the head matched the body. 

17 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Graduated HS a month after watching him win in 1997.  Feels like a lifetime ago.  Pretty emotional thinking of my old man and I watching...

 

You and I are in the same hs class. You have seemingly accomplished more in the last 22 years than myself. 

Just now, Pato del Muerto said:

You and I are in the same hs class. You have seemingly accomplished more in the last 22 years than myself. 

I partied and drank and caught a few breaks.  This takes me all the way back.  And I love it.  Life was simple back then.  Tiger was one of the few constants.  

sports story of the year bar none, nothing can top it unless McEnroe wins Wimbledon.

8 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:

Hide the Perkins' waitresses!

Hide the Perkins' waitresses!

Hide the Perkins' waitresses!

Hide the Perkins' waitresses!

Hide the Perkins' waitresses!

Pie and Perkins waitress pussy gone wild!



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Aren’t you close to where all this went down?  Haha.  Love it

17 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Of course they’re aware of it. But that doesn’t get into their heads to the extent it affects their game. 

What a Masters until the last 4 holes. I was hoping for more drama but glad Tiger won. 

You’re getting dumber.

Aren’t you close to where all this went down?  Haha.  Love it

Yeah, I lived about a mile or so from that Perkins at the corner of Apopka-Vineland and Conroy-Windermere. Tiger lived a mile or so from there in Isleworth.

 

He was banging several of the waitresses at that Perkins.

 

It closed down soon after Tiger got whacked with the 9 iron in his driveway and quit going there.

 

 

We are up in Longwood now near Wekiwa Springs state park about 15 miles from there.

 

Some stupid bitch came over because I wasn't sure if she was actually attractive or not when I met her the other night at the bar. 

I mean I got free booze out of it but she was like trying to get me to change clothes or something to go "out" right after Tiger won. 

I told her she didn't understand what was going on, proceeded to ignore her and watch the ceremony and cry for 5 minutes, and then she left. 

Great Sunday so far. 

1 minute ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

So Tiger and the nanny/gf will be doing coke off pornstars asses tonight? 

All the coke. All the pornstars. All the asses.

Is he also the first to win with 3 different caddies?

Of course they’re aware of it. But that doesn’t get into their heads to the extent it affects their game. 
What a Masters until the last 4 holes. I was hoping for more drama but glad Tiger won. 


Jesus. This is a monumentally terrible take.

Tiger "fucking" Woods, with a win for the ages.
Maybe the best Masters battle that I can remember - obv. because of the competition, but also The Masters website is the shit, multiple live feeds and that tracker feature allowing you to see virtually every shot is awesome.

Now I can't wait for the ticket lottery to open up for the 2020 Masters, because I'm sure that will be the year; the year that I once again get a disappointing notification after the drawing.

"You wonder why I'm balding? This stuff is hard."

8 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

Tiger "fucking" Woods, with a win for the ages.
Maybe the best Masters battle that I can remember - obv. because of the competition, but also The Masters website is the shit, multiple live feeds and that tracker feature allowing you to see virtually every shot is awesome.

Now I can't wait for the ticket lottery to open up for the 2020 Masters, because I'm sure that will be the year; the year that I once again get a disappointing notification after the drawing.

Me losing the Masters lottery: A tradition unlike any other.

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