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2 minutes ago, mdmost said:

Man, you really glom on to any fucking team and go full jihad when it doesn't work out. 

Yup. I go hard in the paint. UVA just pissed me off with all the lucky breaks and calls going their way. I wanted a Texas team to win it. I’m spent. Goodnight

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    The NIT montage is called "One Sharting Moment". 

  • here's my problem with it.  that specific type of play happens a lot during a game where the ball rolls off the offensive players hand OOB after being poked by a defender you just can't see it unless

Phantom foul call on Tech where Guy ran into his teammate. Tech never recovered. Fuck CBS for not even showing a single replay. Tech failed after that but it should have been their ball up a bucket with two to go. Instead. Tie game. Bullshit raiders. Complete and total. They wanted that Worst to First story line 

 

Just now, Doyle Hargreaves said:

Better team won. 

Wrong. You got your shit pushed in by OU the very next week. 

14 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:
16 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:
A 1 seed winning it all and being a 1 seed last year is hardly a great story. 

Yeah, that's the story. I mean I get that it's as deep as your smooth brain will allow you to delve, but still.

Did you watch the UMBC game last year? UVA 100% gave up like pouty children about halfway through the 2nd half, which allowed UMBC to turn their victory into a complete blowout victory. Such a great story when UVA was a No. 1 seed (again) this year but they just didn't trip over their dicks this time. Disney's lining up to purchase the movie rights. 

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Just now, PittsburghTiger said:

Terrific tourney.  

The best in years. All the top seeds made it to the elite 8.  Great games all around.

Just now, Girdwood said:

Best part of this is that Tech cancelled classes tomorrow and UVA did not. 

Jokes write themselves about your shitty school.

Mark Cuban gives this a thumbs up!

Just now, Doyle Hargreaves said:

Better team won. 

with that F tech, glad they lost.  + i have a dude i hate that's a Tech alum, so F tech. 

1 minute ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Really ?  Because he doesn't lose his shit on the sideline during games ?  He's a pretty chill guy.

The most ‘fathful’ wins.  And he definitely meant that in a Jesus way.  Verdict is in: weird

Just now, MrPhlegm said:
11 minutes ago, Fozzz said:
Shaka won his tournament. 

So did Abe and he was fired.

took years tho 

Just now, Surly Bevo said:

Tech is the school who fired him on bullshit trumped up claims by the son of a guy who killed 5 hookers.....

It's a complicated situation.

If Beard was halfway decent at coaching offense Tech wins this game easily. 

What the hell are you talking about Charles?

You talking about the gynmastocs girl? Google it
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1 minute ago, Helobious said:

Did you watch the UMBC game last year? UVA 100% gave up like pouty children about halfway through the 2nd half, which allowed UMBC to turn their victory into a complete blowout victory. Such a great story when UVA was a No. 1 seed (again) this year but they just didn't trip over their dicks this time. Disney's lining up to purchase the movie rights. 

Exactly. Being gutless losers last year as a 1 seed when adversity struck does not make this year winning it all as a 1 seed some great story. 

Im assuming by this thread, that most posters were rooting for the Lady Bears yesterday as well?
 
 
 
Fuck Notre Dame.

Bears are a pain in the ass. Gotta get up at five fucking thirty to put the garbage out because of fucking bears. BASTARDS.
1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

The most ‘fathful’ wins.  And he definitely meant that in a Jesus way.  Verdict is in: weird

Yeah a christian is soooo weird.  Atheist here, but not understanding why that would be considered weird. 

As do so many of @HtownHorn's takes on this site, this one has aged extremely well. Him saying he wouldn't want Bennett as UT's head coach to replace Shaka. lulz.

On 3/15/2019 at 9:52 PM, HtownHorn said:

fuck, aggy fired their coach and he went to the Sweet 16 last year, and no to Bennett. His teams are great in the regular season, but consistently fail in the lose and your out format, because they can't score as today showed. He's average 28.7 wins in the last 6 years, but has 0 FF's and 1 EE. In his entire career, he's never once won in the tournament as the lower seed, but has been upset 5 times, the last 2 times as #1 seeds to double digit opponents.

 

Just now, Onboard 2.0 said:

Yeah a christian is soooo weird.  Atheist here, but not understanding why that would be considered weird. 

I’m fine with being a Christian.  If you literally think faith wins you shit in life, you’re a weirdo.  Sorry.  

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2 minutes ago, ChickenSandwich said:

Phantom foul call on Tech where Guy ran into his teammate. Tech never recovered. Fuck CBS for not even showing a single replay. Tech failed after that but it should have been their ball up a bucket with two to go. Instead. Tie game. Bullshit raiders. Complete and total. They wanted that Worst to First story line 

 

Yeah what the fuck was up with this? Tech led by 3 and he looked out of control going to the basket. And to me from original view, looked like he tripped over his own guy or lost control. We saw no replay at all. Tech player you could tell were pissed about the call but collected their cool right away. Anyone have a replay of this?

1 minute ago, Iconoclast Texan said:

I wanted a Texas team to win it. 

Yeah, we get it.

Your favorite teams are Texas, U of H, Tech, Baylor, and TCU.  Nevermind that we recruit against all of them.

I wasn't rooting against Tech per se, but as much as we all point and laugh at the S-E-C dorkism, some of y'all gave them a run for their money in this tourney.

Good season, Tech.  Now fade back into mediocrity, please.

Just now, Onboard 2.0 said:

Yeah a christian is soooo weird.  Atheist here, but not understanding why that would be considered weird. 

the real answer is who really gives a shit what Tony Bennett thinks about religion. I can't believe anyone would care enough to post about it.

Tech ain’t aggy or Baylor. Fuck outta here. I’d root for TCU or Rice too.
Fuck TCU. Fucking shithead know nothing whippersnapper twatwaffle. Fuck the cockroaches.

Mooney is going to have nightmares about his last defensive possession in regulation.  Brain lapse and inexplicably didn't close out on Hunter on the 3.

2 minutes ago, Zepol87 said:


You talking about the gynmastocs girl? Google it

Well I eally meant using air time as his own personal soap box right after the national championship game, regardless of irrelevancy...

...but what the heck, I’ll google it.

Just now, ChiTownDoc said:

I’m fine with being a Christian.  If you literally think faith wins you shit in life, you’re a weirdo.  Sorry.  

No, no it isn't: faith in your system, your team could easily be the gist of that. Didn't see the comment so I'm just speculating.  They lost in the opening g weekend last year so faith in their goal would also be appropriate.

1 minute ago, ChiTownDoc said:

I’m fine with being a Christian.  If you literally think faith wins you shit in life, you’re a weirdo.  Sorry.  

Exactly.  Approximately 20,000 children starved today, and their mothers invoked every god's name and it happened anyway, but Jesus made sure your team won the big game tonight.  Nothing fucked up about that.

Exactly. There is a lot of residual goodwill towards Tech because of the Pirate.
Oh jeeze the know nothing moron chimes in. Fuck the cockroaches.
Just now, TexArcher said:

Yeah, we get it.

Your favorite teams are Texas, U of H, Tech, Baylor, and TCU.  Nevermind that we recruit against all of them.

I wasn't rooting against Tech per se, but as much as we all point and laugh at the S-E-C dorkism, some of y'all gave them a run for their money in this tourney.

Good season, Tech.  Now fade back into mediocrity, please.

I don't think anyone here was pulling for Tech because of the Big 12. Tech, unlike aggy is a little brother that knows it's place in the hierarchy.

18 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Im assuming by this thread, that most posters were rooting for the Lady Bears yesterday as well?

 

 

 

no Texas fan would ever root for Notre fucking Dame

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1 minute ago, Wally Pryor said:

Mooney is going to have nightmares about his last defensive possession in regulation.  Brain lapse and inexplicably didn't close out on Hunter on the 3.

This reminds me of game 2 of Dallas/Miami in the 2011 NBA Finals. Bone headed breakdown by Jason Terry that left Chalmers wide open for 3 and he ties. But then Dirk won it at the other end. Almost the same scenario.

Tech left Va wide open way too many times tonight for 3. Ended up costing them.

1 minute ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Hey how 'bout those Hoos ?!!

Are you an alum?

3 minutes ago, Wally Pryor said:

Mooney is going to have nightmares about his last defensive possession in regulation.  Brain lapse and inexplicably didn't close out on Hunter on the 3.

Culver, not Mooney

Tech is the school who fired him on bullshit trumped up claims by the son of a guy who killed 5 hookers.....
Never forget.

CJK5H
Just now, hookem48 said:

no Texas fan would ever root for Notre fucking Dame

I was in on meteor or for them to give it to Uconn after the game just because...

Congrats on a great season Tech. Was pulling for you guys. Game was a lot more entertaining than I thought it would be. Congrats to the Hoos. Awesome year. 

That said, we comin for the Ship next year and hope we get a shot at both TTU and UVA. 

Basketball gods just stick to their trends. The college basketball champions are usually a blue blood program (UNC, Duke, UConn) or at least a basketball school like Villanova. This year was the outlier but UVA is still from a powerhouse basketball conference. 

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