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We were better than them 5 out of 6 games. Great series. Our boys are growing up before our eyes. 

 

#fuckjimlites

Good they deserve sudden death. 
I hope this ends with Subban turning it over, tripping on his dick and the breakway burying it


It almost did

I am so fucking wired right now.  Tomorrow is gonna suck but it doesn't matter because fuck Trashville.  

Didn't see Suban shaking hands after the game. Sucks to suck!

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Fuck the stupid-ass bitch-ass cunt-ass St. Louis blues and their asshole fans. 

I am a Stars playoff daytripper but how anyone could watch that OT and not just have your breath taken away, I'll never know. That was incredible. 


Talk to your brother about that!

Some bro is riding shoulders and throwing up the horns behind the table lol

It’s my second anniversary tonight — now it’s time to go get laid!

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

It’s my second anniversary tonight — now it’s time to go get laid!

 

Man I hope we don’t get this crew again. Watching highlights and comeau almost getting his hands broken with hacks before his shot and no calls.

I don’t really have a favorite team, but games like that have me wanting to sport some Stars gear. Wow what a game. 

I changed channels. Did roenick ever have anything nice to say about the stars?  He’s been talking up Nashville all series, and especially tonight. 

I think he might still occasionally have visions of big hatch bearing down on him. 

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4 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I changed channels. Did roenick ever have anything nice to say about the stars?  He’s been talking up Nashville all series, and especially tonight. 

I think he might still occasionally have visions of big hatch bearing down on him. 

Fuck Roenick.

 

Ok. Shirt is now 3-0.  Wash it before the 2nd round, or no?


If you believe you're playing well because you're getting laid, or because you're not getting laid, or because you wear women's underwear, then you ARE! And you should know that!

Goddamn what a game. Bishop was incredible throughout.

If he keeps playing like that, we’ve got a real chance against the Blues.


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40 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

Wow that was a ride

Yeah, fucking great game. Incredible goalie play on both ends. Just fantastic.

I was at the ER with and IV connected and 2% battery on my phone when the OT goal was scored. Just in time boys

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I was at the ER with and IV connected and 2% battery on my phone when the OT goal was scored. Just in time boys
You srs?
Just now, Longhorn_Fan68 said:
3 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:
I was at the ER with and IV connected and 2% battery on my phone when the OT goal was scored. Just in time boys

You srs?

Yep, don't eat shellfish if you've had a minor reaction in the past.

Yep, don't eat shellfish if you've had a minor reaction in the past.
Kinda sounds like every time you've eaten shellfish the Stars have won. Maybe take 12 more for the team
1 hour ago, Zavala said:

Didn't see Suban shaking hands after the game. Sucks to suck!

he was in line with everyone else.  also took extra time to talk to miro and offer words of encouragement to the young player.  the game’s over.

he was in line with everyone else.  also took extra time to talk to miro and offer words of encouragement to the young player.  the game’s over.

Oh really, what encouraging words did that pos actually tell him, we are all ears
2 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

Oh really, what encouraging words did that pos actually tell him, we are all ears

he said to look up your mom for an easy fuck post-game. 

he said to look up your mom for an easy fuck post-game. 

Well I buried her about six months ago so try again you fucking loser
1 minute ago, Mileslong said:


Well I buried her about six months ago so try again you fucking loser

I’m so sorry for your loss.

when I see a hockey player taking extra time to hug a guy, talk to him, pat him on the back and give him that extra bit of attention, I see it as a nice thing.  you can’t see past the fact that subban is black because you’re trash.  they’re all just hockey players out there you fucking nazi.  black, white, brown, yellow.  it’s time for you to get over it. 

His race has nothing to do with it you ducking moron. There are a lot of players that are cheap shot fuckers like Corey perry, can I talk about him because he is white? I can’t criticize a black player ?

Nice straw man you simple pos. Aren’t you banned?

They mentioned something on the Stars postgame show about Klingberg giving Khudobin credit for that goal. Like he told him something about beating Rinne? I didn’t catch it. 

2 minutes ago, Mileslong said:

His race has nothing to do with it you ducking moron. There are a lot of players that are cheap shot fuckers like Corey perry, can I talk about him because he is white? I can’t criticize a black player ?

Nice straw man you simple pos. Aren’t you banned?

fuck off you racist pos

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Guys, it's all love in here. Please don't muck up this thread.

Please and thank you. I love you


Oh really, what encouraging words did that pos actually tell him, we are all ears


He was GETTING encouragement. He is sad that Lindsey is going to break up with him because his dong is smaller than Tiger’s.
Guys, it's all love in here. Please don't muck up this thread.

Please and thank you. I love you

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7 hours ago, futureman said:

he was in line with everyone else.  also took extra time to talk to miro and offer words of encouragement to the young player.  the game’s over.

Nice b8 m8 congradul8

6 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

Guys, it's all love in here. Please don't muck up this thread.

Please and thank you. I love you

it is all love, I’m sorry.  great team, great series.  I’m just drawn to low-intellect, easy targets. like a moth to flame. 

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