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I've been shopping online, but haven't come across any that really stands out. 

Also curious about maintenance because that thing is gonna get filthy. Do you just throw it in the dish washer, hand wash, power spray?

Do I have to buy special lube or can I use a half stick of butter in a pinch?

Edited by MissingInAction

I like the black one...wait read this as dildo recommendations. Sorry can't help you.

2 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Got dildos covered.

Glad to hear you are using protection. Can't be too sure where those dildos have been. 

3 hours ago, Upgrayedd said:

Get the 4-stroke.  Worth the extra $

4 entire strokes?  barely get a chance to enjoy it

3 hours ago, 52-80 said:

4 entire strokes?  barely get a chance to enjoy it

That's what she said.

On ‎4‎/‎3‎/‎2019 at 11:54 AM, Wally Fairway said:

 

12 hours ago, MissingInAction said:

Do I have to buy special lube or can I use a half stick of butter in a pinch?

Simplify things just attach your fleshlight to the tote spigot

I have the Tera Patrick. It's very life-like. My dick sloshes all sorts of around in there. 

Saw on Facebook that the Japanese have invented a sperm collection machine for guys too embarrassed to masturbate at the hospital. Thing was creepy as shit too. They had a whole bank of them side by side. Can’t beat off in private, but they can watch a machine milk another man 3’ away.

Who are you to judge?

The Hope Solo model

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The FUPM model

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The aggy special



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And as always...

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1 hour ago, Quagmire said:

Just use your hand like the rest of us

You use MIA's hand?  Interdasting.

They're made over off of Burleson Rd.  Maybe they have an outlet store?  Factory seconds? 

6 hours ago, Horn_Spanker said:

They're made over off of Burleson Rd.  Maybe they have an outlet store?  Factory seconds? 

Definition of sloppy seconds 

They should use that Parliament song as their theme.

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