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On 5/31/2018 at 10:53 PM, Thetexashammer said:

It's not about her, it's about you. Same goes for Samantha Bee.

That is some authentic frontier gibberish there hammer.   What does that even mean, in light of the quote you responded to?  

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  • hayden_horn
    hayden_horn

    for the record, this is the kind of code-speaking i referenced above. trying to tie these two incidents together as though they are remotely at all similar says a lot more about how people think

  • Degenerate Gardner
    Degenerate Gardner

    The right is starting to get better at comedy and it’s making lefties nervous.

  • SydneyCarton
    SydneyCarton

    Pretty sure he could sue her for that shit. 

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I'd put her and Bee in some sort of reality tv show version of "The Running Man" where they fight for one single second chance. 

Chrispy isn't a troll, he's just an annoying pseudo-intellectual who thinks he's brilliant, but in reality he hangs out with staggeringly retarded people like VMW and can't see past his own pimply ass nose.

  • 3 weeks later...

So does Peter Fonda receive the same fall out that looney Rosanne got?

Peter Fonda gone off the deep end.

 

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Mr. Fonda, the younger brother of actress and liberal activist Jane Fonda, was responding to Tuesday’s joint White House press briefing with Sarah Huckabee Sanders and Homeland Security Secretary Kristjen Nielsen. In a now-deleted tweet, the “Easy Rider” star said Ms. Nielson should be put in a cage naked and “whipped by passersby while being filmed.”

In subsequent tweets that have also since been deleted, Mr. Fonda said Ms. Sanders’ children should be taken away and the president’s youngest son should be stripped from first lady Melania Trump and put in a cage with pedophiles.

 

1 minute ago, Newdoc said:

So does Peter Fonda receive the same fall out that looney Rosanne got?

Peter Fonda gone off the deep end.

 

 

Well, I"m sure he will.

Say goodbye to the much anticipated "Easy Rider -- the sitcom!" that was in development.

csb:  I almost ran over Peter Fonda once.  I was driving up to one of my projects in the Hollywood Hills and the shirtless dumbshit, jogging, ran right the fuck in front of my car.  I slammed on the brakes and the bumper was inches from his legs.  

I called him a dumbfuck, then realized who he was.  He was Peter Fonda, the dumbfuck. 

58 minutes ago, Newdoc said:

So does Peter Fonda receive the same fall out that looney Rosanne got?

Peter Fonda gone off the deep end.

 

 

Apart from the pedophiles part I agree with him. Every republican congressmen/politician and trump family member should be put in a cage and have their kids taken from them and sent thousands of miles away to be lost. See how it feels. 

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Well, I"m sure he will.

Say goodbye to the much anticipated "Easy Rider -- the sitcom!" that was in development.

He's still working.

If Peter Fonda had a tv show, and called a black person a monkey, then yes he would probably get the same treatment. But he doesn't, and he didn't, so I'm confused by the question.

16 minutes ago, Red Five said:

If Peter Fonda had a tv show, and called a black person a monkey, then yes he would probably get the same treatment. But he doesn't, and he didn't, so I'm confused by the question.

What he did was worse. 

He should be punished by getting raped by Roseann.

Pedophiles in a cage was uncool. Melania came out against it and Barron has nothing to do with it.  He might just be an old man that yells at clouds and spouts stupid shit when riled. He can fade back into obscurity again.

5 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Peter Fonda’s alive?

The Ballad of Lefty Brown CD outside shoulda told ya

If only the GOP was as fake outraged when Peter Fonda said that Obama was a "fucking traitor."  

I didn't even know Peter Fonda is a person until today, so it's hard to outraged about.  But sure, he should be kicked off his sitcom and ostracized from future projects.  

It was an awful thing for him to say, and I wouldn't blame any tv or movie company for dropping him from a project.  He deserves it.  But I fail to see exactly what anyone is morally outraged about outside of Peter Fonda's comments.  Literally no one is defending this guy and you can't compare his current status as an actor to Roseanne.  If this was Jennifer Lawrence making these comments and she was still popping up in major productions with no ramifications, then you would have a point.  But its not, so you don't.

The alt-news consumers seem to be conditioned to have a reactionary spasm of perceived unfairness at pretty much any negative consequence suffered by someone of their ideology -- no matter how egregious their behavior is.  A rational person can look at a right-leaning asshole and left-leaning asshole and just call them both assholes.  You can't, so there's not much point in trying to have a rational discussion about it.

Next topic?

I think a better comparison for those looking for one would be Ted Nugent, who publicly stated that the Democratic nominee for president should be hanged, and threatened to kill Obama multiple times.  He was invited to the White House.

The story of how he shit in his pants for a week or two before reporting to the draft board to avoid being sent to Vietnam needs to be repeated as much as possible.  He is the ultimate Chicken Hawk.  It's probably why he and Trump get along so well.

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4 minutes ago, kevwun said:

The story of how he shit in his pants for a week or two before reporting to the draft board to avoid being sent to Vietnam needs to be repeated as much as possible.  He is the ultimate Chicken Hawk.  It's probably why he and Trump get along so well.

Lord can you imagine that conversation?

DJT: Yeah, I kept telling them I have bone spurs. BONE SPURS! And they believed it.

Nugent: I shit my pants to avoid Vietnam.

DJT:

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I would like to see Kirstjen Nielsen being whipped naked in a cage.

Why is that wrong?

the show is coming back with the entire cast, except Barr. 

 

Looks like they're killing her off.

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8 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

I would like to see Kirstjen Nielsen being whipped naked in a cage.

Why is that wrong?

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Heard that Roseanne gave the continuation in her absence her blessing and that her last request was that they name the show "George Soros Had to Go to the Emergency Room Once Because He Had a Slinky Stuck in His Ass and I Have The X Rays to Prove It Show."

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

the show is coming back with the entire cast, except Barr. 

 

Looks like they're killing her off.

They should have her character beaten to death by an ape. 

9 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

I would like to see Kirstjen Nielsen being whipped naked in a cage.

Why is that wrong?

Nope.  Not at all.  

9 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

I would like to see Kirstjen Nielsen being whipped naked in a cage.

Why is that wrong?

Give me Heather Nauert from State. 

2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

the show is coming back with the entire cast, except Barr. 

 

Looks like they're killing her off.

That will be good for one, maybe two shows tops.  Then, ratings will nose-dive and it will be cancelled.

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  • 5 years later...

she's been gross forever. the fact that she's being her truly gross self shouldn't be surprising to anyone. I hope for Tom's sake his marriage to her was a front bc I would not be able to sleep again knowing I had carnal knowledge of that wildebeest 

That was Bill Cosby Roseaane....ya'll were the King and Queen of 80s and early 90s comedy.  He gave you some pudding pops (because you're fat) and a roofie.  

 

Not that it matters much, but Trump was sued for defamation. Biden won't worry about that because he will give this video the proper measure of ignoring.

Is she trying to make some kind of joke, or is she full dementia? All a jury needs to see is how 26 years ago she was fat as fuck and no way anyone could find a way to fuck her fat fucking ass in that dressing room. Maybe it was Billy Bob Thornton from Bad Santa. Did she shit right for a week?

20 minutes ago, 'stache said:

Is she trying to make some kind of joke, or is she full dementia? All a jury needs to see is how 26 years ago she was fat as fuck and no way anyone could find a way to fuck her fat fucking ass in that dressing room. Maybe it was Billy Bob Thornton from Bad Santa. Did she shit right for a week?

Definitely wasn’t BBT if she shit right for a week. 

1 hour ago, 'stache said:

Is she trying to make some kind of joke, or is she full dementia? All a jury needs to see is how 26 years ago she was fat as fuck and no way anyone could find a way to fuck her fat fucking ass in that dressing room. Maybe it was Billy Bob Thornton from Bad Santa. Did she shit right for a week?

She looked and sounded like someone having an episode of that sort. Off the chain and off her rocker. What was Biden doing in 1998? Being a Senator in DC with no reason to frequent women's dressing rooms at department stores, I would imagine.

4 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

 What was Biden doing in 1998? Being a Senator in DC with no reason to frequent women's dressing rooms at department stores, I would imagine.

Umm, you're taking this way too seriously

26 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

She looked and sounded like someone having an episode of that sort. Off the chain and off her rocker. What was Biden doing in 1998? Being a Senator in DC with no reason to frequent women's dressing rooms at department stores, I would imagine.

She thinks she's being clever. I think Trump raped E Jean Carroll at Bergdorf? Did it happen in a dressing room? Was it 26 years ago? I know she was fuzzy on the timeline and MAGA jumped all over that fact.

That is the best they could come up with? Let Roseanne Barr jokingly accuse Biden of raping her in a women's dressing room?

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2 hours ago, 'stache said:

Is she trying to make some kind of joke, or is she full dementia? All a jury needs to see is how 26 years ago she was fat as fuck and no way anyone could find a way to fuck her fat fucking ass in that dressing room. Maybe it was Billy Bob Thornton from Bad Santa. Did she shit right for a week?

She's trying to say Jean Carroll lied and that the entire trial was motivated by money and politics. 

5 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

she's been gross forever. the fact that she's being her truly gross self shouldn't be surprising to anyone. I hope for Tom's sake his marriage to her was a front bc I would not be able to sleep again knowing I had carnal knowledge of that wildebeest 

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