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    I'm the Aggje, you fucking idiots.

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    A matchup of two cities where weed is legal and the teams are named the Blazers and the Nuggets?  Count me in. 

11 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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For a dude that goes around calling people aggy, you are aggy as fuck. Like Manziel on a coke bender aggy.  You seem to hate Houston more than you like Dallas. But what do you have going for you there, really?  You know where Dallas really loses to Houston?  Thick Mexican girls.  There are 10 in Houston for every one in Dallas. Maybe more.  All y'all got are shrill old Okie white girls like Kristen Chenoweth.  You are in the wrong city.

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For a dude that goes around calling people aggy, you are aggy as fuck. Like Manziel on a coke bender aggy.  You seem to hate Houston more than you like Dallas. But what do you have going for you there, really?  You know where Dallas really loses to Houston?  Thick Mexican girls.  There are 10 in Houston for every one in Dallas. Maybe more.  All y'all got are shrill old Okie white girls like Kristen Chenoweth.  You are in the wrong city.
This post is pretty Aggy.
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I simply posted a pic of his injury as I did about Curry's. But like a true Aggy, you get emotional about it and ramble on incoherently off subject.

9 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:
13 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:
For a dude that goes around calling people aggy, you are aggy as fuck. Like Manziel on a coke bender aggy.  You seem to hate Houston more than you like Dallas. But what do you have going for you there, really?  You know where Dallas really loses to Houston?  Thick Mexican girls.  There are 10 in Houston for every one in Dallas. Maybe more.  All y'all got are shrill old Okie white girls like Kristen Chenoweth.  You are in the wrong city.

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This post is pretty Aggy.

Nah. Yours was. You went and looked up a negative pic of a player on a team that isn't even playing your team because you are an anti-fan.  That's aggy through and through.  You are basically posting the equivalent of radio and colt mccry memes. 

I don't even know who plays for your teams. Any of them. Don't care. Your city's women suck though.  Worst of any large city in America.  Really, you'd like Houston better.

7 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I simply posted a pic of his injury as I did about Curry's. But like a true Aggy, you get emotional about it and ramble on incoherently off subject.

Nah. You're a fucking little whiny bitch that starts shit like the Astros Rangers thread of hate. This ain't your first aggy rodeo. You're the lead yell leader. 

Dallas v Houston smack serious bidness.

It's not but fuck Houston.

My favorite part of this message board is middle aged white men name calling and shit talking about a professional sport. Nobody wins besides us onlookers

fuck both Houston and Dallas cities but god bless the Mavericks and Cowboys

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1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

My favorite part of this message board is middle aged white men name calling and shit talking about a professional sport. Nobody wins besides us onlookers

Lot of assumptions you are making there. 

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8 minutes ago, FondrenRoad said:
Lot of assumptions you are making there. 

You an old black man?

I didn't say your assumptions were wrong. Just said you made a lot of them. 

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I had just assumed 90% of surly was teenage boys pretending to be middle age white dudes.
Most of us were... in 2007

Draymond Green has really stepped up his production in the playoffs.  I agree that his antics get old, and that Durant is the playoff MVP, but I'm not sure the Warriors would be winning without him.  Dude is averaging close to a triple double in the playoffs on pretty solid efficiency (close to the best in his career).  His interior passing is fantastic.

Regular Season:  7.4 pts, 7.3 reb, 6.9 ast, 1.4 stl, 1.1 blk, 54.9% FG, 12.9 PER

Playoffs To Date: 12.6 pts, 8.5 reb, 7.9 ast, 1.1 stl, 1.5 blk, 64.5% FG, 17.1 PER

Draymond Green has really stepped up his production in the playoffs.  I agree that his antics get old, and that Durant is the playoff MVP, but I'm not sure the Warriors would be winning without him.  Dude is averaging close to a triple double in the playoffs on pretty solid efficiency (close to the best in his career).  His interior passing is fantastic.
Regular Season:  7.4 pts, 7.3 reb, 6.9 ast, 1.4 stl, 1.1 blk, 54.9% FG, 12.9 PER
Playoffs To Date: 12.6 pts, 8.5 reb, 7.9 ast, 1.1 stl, 1.5 blk, 64.5% FG, 17.1 PER


And his defense has been ridiculous. I really bought into the notion that he was washed, and maybe this is his last stand, but he has been excellent. Still annoying as hell, although with CP3 on the court that particular bar is set high.

I will admit to downplaying Draymond's abilities b/c he seems like a real POS, but his play in the playoffs has been excellent.

10 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

My favorite part of this message board is middle aged white men name calling and shit talking about a professional sport. Nobody wins besides us onlookers

I like how the nutjobs tie their identities to sports teams, and assume the same of the remaining 7 billion people on earth.

 

"Well, uh, your mother smells and some professional team that you aren't employed by, underperformed last year!   GOT EM!!!!"

2 hours ago, dingleberryswitzer said:

I had just assumed 90% of surly was teenage boys pretending to be middle age white dudes.

Actually, this site is full of hot young chicks seeking refuge from instagram

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2 hours ago, 52-80 said:

Actually, this site is full of hot young chicks seeking refuge from instagram

Pics??

I don’t know what it is about it, but I love a good Mike Breen “Bang!” after a big 3.

I don’t know what it is about it, but I love a good Mike Breen “Bang!” after a big 3.
I don't know what it is, but your mom loves a bang from my big 3.

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5 minutes ago, Snacks said:

I don't know what it is, but your mom loves a bang from my big 3.

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Three's not big. #whitefromthewaistdown?

several weeks ago, Vegas gave Boston & Philly the best odds to win the East. Vegas smart. 

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7 minutes into the 4th quarter, the Raptors have scored 5 points. Good job good effort.

several weeks ago, Vegas gave Boston & Philly the best odds to win the East. Vegas smart. 
It's easy. Look at the roster. In 7 game series, the best players should win.
PHI and BOS have the best starting 5 that isn't GSW. Any of them could win it all if GSW has an injury to one of their all star /MVP level players.
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Kyle Lowry in the playoffs is a bum as usual. Kawhi seemed defeated last night at the podium.

Kyle Lowry in the playoffs is a bum as usual. Kawhi seemed defeated last night at the podium.
He'll be in LA for sure after this playoff run ends. Do the clippers have room for him? He and Lou Williams would be a pretty formidable tandem and having a dog like Beverly next to him...plus some decent youngs.

Way more intriguing than 35 yr old led lebrons lakers.
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1 minute ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

He'll be in LA for sure after this playoff run ends. Do the clippers have room for him? He and Lou Williams would be a pretty formidable tandem and having a dog like Beverly next to him...plus some decent youngs.

Way more intriguing than 35 yr old led lebrons lakers.

 

Of people in this world who I absolutely have zero sympathy for, Kawhi Anthony Leonard is at the top of the list. Fuck that goldbricking asshole. 

3 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Kyle Lowry in the playoffs is a bum as usual. Kawhi seemed defeated last night at the podium.

He's simply terrible in the playoffs, it's really strange.

2 hours ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

He'll be in LA for sure after this playoff run ends. Do the clippers have room for him? He and Lou Williams would be a pretty formidable tandem and having a dog like Beverly next to him...plus some decent youngs.

Way more intriguing than 35 yr old led lebrons lakers.

For sure?  And yes the Clippers have room for him.  Other than Gallo and the ridiculous Lou Williams contract, they have very little on the books.  They'd like to get two max guys although not sure who would come to play with Kawhi, if he indeed goes there.  Clippers would probably look a lot like the Raptors if they don't get another star, however I think a lot of GM's are hoping the Warriors break up thereby making the West wide open.

25 minutes ago, Kermit said:

Of people in this world who I absolutely have zero sympathy for, Kawhi Anthony Leonard is at the top of the list. Fuck that goldbricking asshole. 

This is the correct answer.

12 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

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Shame he didn't also sit out when asked whether the earth was round.

On 4/30/2019 at 9:25 PM, MNLonghornFUKM said:
On 4/30/2019 at 9:17 PM, FondrenRoad said:
Lot of assumptions you are making there. 

You an old black man?

I love how shocking it is when y’all find out someone might be black lol. I’m just picturing you sitting at your computer like “wait....what?!”

Saying, "I am a genius at _____" is generally a sign that you are in fact not a genius at whatever subject you may be referring to.

26 minutes ago, Goo Punch said:

Saying, "I am a genius at _____" is generally a sign that you are in fact not a genius at whatever subject you may be referring to.

I’m a genius at masturbating myself.

2 hours ago, Braff Zacklin said:

Shame he didn't also sit out when asked whether the earth was round.

i want him to play as Uncle Drew. Nothing in the rules prohibit that right?

1 hour ago, Goo Punch said:

Saying, "I am a genius at _____" is generally a sign that you are in fact not a genius at whatever subject you may be referring to.

In this case, being one of the best 3-4 point guards on this planet would probably qualify him as a genius by some definition.

2 hours ago, Kermit said:

I’m a genius at masturbating myself.

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Round 1 - seeds 1-4 won in each conference

Round 2 - seeds 1-2 will probably win in each conference

Conf Finals - 1 seed wins each side

has that ever happened in NBA history? 

TNT probably crying that the Kawhi final shot bounced in..... TV ratings won't be nearly as good for Toronto vs Bucks

Philly vs Bucks would have been fun.

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