April 16, 20196 yr Jack Donaghy: "Kenneth, you're from Georgia, aren't you?" Kenneth: "Stone Mountain, sir. Although, when the Parcells first came to America they lived in a town called 'Sexcriminalboat.' Do you think that's Cherokee?" Edited April 16, 20196 yr by rage-a-holic
April 16, 20196 yr Liz: Oh, I'm sorry. Are you on some subconscious level seeing this as me toying with your manhood?Jack: Of course I am, I invented that. Boca 2012 ... you've seen the tapes!Liz: What? No! I-I just--Jack: You *are* being coached -- by me!Liz: Sorry, Jack, I have to take this. Yes, may I please speak to pizza?Jack: The fake phone call to buy time in an emergency? Classic Donaghy!Liz: OK, fine, you got me. Game over.Jack: No, no. This just levels the playing field. Going mano-a-mano against a real adversary: me. It's the ultimate game: Jack Donaghy, playing with himself. It's a Jack-off! Edited April 16, 20196 yr by TriStone
April 16, 20196 yr i'm-a the plumber, i'm here to fix-a the washing machine. right this way, mr spoonatelli.
April 17, 20196 yr 12 hours ago, Lobo said: Well good luck pushing take off, then auto pilot, then land! think of this one every time i'm on a plane.
April 17, 20196 yr Dot Com: Yet another black superstar brought down by his personal life.Jenna: Just like my favorite golfer, O.J. Simpson.
April 17, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, BigOrange1 said: Dot Com: Yet another black superstar brought down by his personal life.Jenna: Just like my favorite golfer, O.J. Simpson. Continuity error. Jenna dated OJ. He killed Nicole thinking it was Jenna. Edited April 17, 20196 yr by Js1
April 17, 20196 yr Author 2 hours ago, BigOrange1 said: think of this one every time i'm on a plane. And when I'm walking through an airport terminal I always think of "herds of walking mozzarella sticks."
April 18, 20196 yr My wife and I have been rewatching the whole series the last few months and it is just so good. Even the later seasons were better than I remembered.
April 18, 20196 yr would you like a glass of wine? oh no thanks, there’s way too many phones in here.
April 19, 20196 yr 23 hours ago, BBQ2Bayou said: I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo! They were very drunk! A pack of stray dogs managed the McDonalds. They did a good job!
April 19, 20196 yr Making it through a full twenty-four hours without making a single misstep is called Reaganing. The only other people who've ever done it? Lee Iacocca, Jack Welch, and—no judgment—Saddam Hussein.
April 19, 20196 yr "I don't know, but I have the entire liberal-media establishment at my disposal. The same manipulation machine that got people to vote for Barack Obama, and donate all that money after Rainstorm Katrina. I'm going to use that to find my dad a kidney."
April 19, 20196 yr "There's no link between diet and diabetes. That's a white myth. Like Larry Bird, or Colorado."
May 11, 20196 yr jack, the vending machine is broken. i know. i broke it. it was the only way i knew to get you up here. you bastard, i trusted you!
May 11, 20196 yr On 4/17/2019 at 11:13 PM, BBQ2Bayou said: I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo! They were very drunk! The projects I lived in were named after Zachary Taylor, generally considered to be one of the worst presidents of all time!
August 25, 20196 yr On 4/18/2019 at 8:14 AM, Stringer said: My wife and I have been rewatching the whole series the last few months and it is just so good. Even the later seasons were better than I remembered. Button classic! Rewatching and forgot about this line: "If I wanted to lick a hippie I'd return Joan Baez's calls."
August 25, 20196 yr I found a nursing home off Maine's coast run by the same French company that oversaw Napoleon's exile. She will be treated humanely, but there will be no escape.
August 25, 20196 yr It's the Japanese porn star diet. I only eat paper, but I can eat as much paper as I want.
August 25, 20196 yr Kenneth, you remember that kid in school that used to bully you? Well, I ate that goat. Because you and I are family.
August 25, 20196 yr The only celebrity I ever met was Evel Kenivel's motorcycle. And even that was just a picture.
August 26, 20196 yr this badge is a symbol of dignity, honor, and dramatized 1970's inter-ethnic california daytime motorcycle highway justice.
August 26, 20196 yr I got a squeezer from an Indian girl on a bunk-bed, so I think I got the whole Harvard experience.
August 26, 20196 yr 18 hours ago, honolulu horn said: "Synonym's just another word for the word you want to use." -- Janey Jimplin "Liz, take a lesson from Janis and practice some self-control." "How far are you into that biography?" "Not very."
August 26, 20196 yr Sully Sulenberger? Yeah, I've met that guy. He's not that great. You know what a great pilot would have done? Not hit the birds. That's what I do every day. Not hit birds. Where's my ticket to the Grammys?
August 26, 20196 yr I love you, Jenna. I want to hogtie you and throw you in the luggage compartment of a Greyhound bus with only a bowl of dirty water. vs Jenna, here's your engagement ring. It's made of Liza Minelli’s baby tooth surround by diamonds that passed through a terrified Michael Kors.
Join the conversation
You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.