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Jack:   Kenneth, you're from Georgia, aren't you?

 Kenneth: Stone Mountain, sir. Although when the Parcells first came to America, they lived in a town called ''Sexcriminalboat''. Do you think that's Cherokee?
 Jack: Uh, uh, no. I mean, you're a Middle American. A Joe Average. You're the only one around here who knows what ordinary people want. So tell me. What makes you laugh?
Kenneth: The usual, I suppose. Two hobos sharing a bean. Lady airline pilots. I remember growing up in Stone Mountain, my whole family would go down to the Chuckle Hut.
Jack: That's the local comedy club?
Kenneth: Oh, no, sir, It's a Chuckle Hut. You see, the chuckle is the part of the pig between the tail and the anus. But at night, the Chuckle Hut becomes the Laugh Factory. And that's a comedy club.
Jack: Lemon, cancel your trip to Toronto. We're going to Stone Mountain, Georgia.

that dentist is great: "if my heart surgeon brother is so great, why have so many of his patients died while i've only killed one guy!?"

Alright, now that the popsicle has melted...we have ourselves a tongue depressor.  

  • 1 year later...

without street cred, i'm wayne brady.

no, wayne brady has two emmy's.  you have a people's choice award that you stole from wayne brady.

You're just in time...Leo's giving out vaccines.

Not my favorite part of the medical profession.  My favorite part is attending executions.  

  • 4 years later...

I just started watching this show on Amazon. Had never seen it before. I knew of it and, of course, of a great many cast members.

May I just say that Tina Fey with no makeup on is absolutely, positively, 100% one of the hottest women on the planet? 

Five episodes in and I am totally in love with Liz Lemon.

yeah there are defintiely some early season episodes where i just think, "damn she is so hot."

It's after six. What am I, a farmer?

I like you, you have the boldness of a much younger woman. 

When my wife is getting a little to sassy I tell her " how dare you talk to me like some plumbers wife"

On 11/9/2025 at 11:11 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

I just started watching this show on Amazon. Had never seen it before. I knew of it and, of course, of a great many cast members.

May I just say that Tina Fey with no makeup on is absolutely, positively, 100% one of the hottest women on the planet? 

Five episodes in and I am totally in love with Liz Lemon.

She cleans up very well. Married to a guy a slightly taller than Peter Dinklage. 

I'll say it -- 30 Rock would have been much better without Tracy.

7 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I'll say it -- 30 Rock would have been much better without Tracy.

Jaguars Fan GIFs | Tenor

8 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I'll say it -- 30 Rock would have been much better without Tracy.

Heavy is the head that eats the crayons. 

10 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I'll say it -- 30 Rock would have been much better without Tracy.

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

I'll say it -- 30 Rock would have been much better without Tracy.

Nope Tracymorgan GIFs | Tenor

I watched a prostitute stab a clown!
Our basketball hoop was a rib cage. A rib cage!
A crackhead breastfeeding a rat.
A homeless man cooking a Hot Pocket on the third rail of the "G Train."
A puppy committed suicide after he saw our bathroom!
A pack of wild dogs took over and successfully ran a Wendy's!
The project I lived in was named after Zachery Taylor, generally considered to be one of the worst presidents of all time!
I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo! They were very drunk!

i wasn’t walking out of a starbucks i was moonwalking back into a starbucks. and i don’t know whose dog that is. yeah, i steal dogs. 

12 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Nope Tracymorgan GIFs | Tenor

I watched a prostitute stab a clown!
Our basketball hoop was a rib cage. A rib cage!
A crackhead breastfeeding a rat.
A homeless man cooking a Hot Pocket on the third rail of the "G Train."
A puppy committed suicide after he saw our bathroom!
A pack of wild dogs took over and successfully ran a Wendy's!
The project I lived in was named after Zachery Taylor, generally considered to be one of the worst presidents of all time!
I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo! They were very drunk!

You want to take all these Tracy Jordan quotes behind the middle school and get them pregnant? 

Meant to watch this for over a decade but never did. Finally did and have about 10 episodes left. Great show.

Tracy Jordan, Jack, Kenneth, Liz = all awesome

Jenna Maroney - terrible. Especially the storyline of her and Paul. She's about as bad as Skyler in Breaking Bad. 

 

On 11/11/2025 at 6:11 PM, Beau Vine said:

I'll say it -- 30 Rock would have been much better without Tracy.

Then who would have created Goregasm: the Legend of Dong-Slayer?

 

Best characters in broadcast television history (no particular order):

Homer Simpson

Jack Donaghy

Ron Swanson

First run Dan Connor

Just home run after home run.

21 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Jenna Maroney - terrible. Especially the storyline of her and Paul. She's about as bad as Skyler in Breaking Bad. 

 


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Kenneth was the glue

30 Rock • And television loves you, Kenneth! “A Message for...

Edited by RPM

In five years, we’ll either be working for him….or dead by his hand.

Saw the Aunt Phatso vs. Jack Donaghy episode last night. Fucking gold lol. 

I'd watch a Dr. Spaceman spinoff.

Liz, I believe doctor-patient confidentiality is a two-way street. I'm cheating on my wife.

Now, Mrs. Jordan, I've already administered the epidural, so... would you like one as well?

Guaranteed to end erectile dysfunction, these are the sweet sounds of Dr. Leo Spaceman's "Love Storm," an ultra-strength audio re-boneulator.

I should start by saying that I can’t personally help you conceive. Something happened to me while scuba diving.

Tracy, I don't know how to say this ... Dee-Uh-Bay-Tees

This is surgery, so don't eat anything before you come in because I'll have a big breakfast waiting for you.

Yep Dr Spaceman is gold in every scene. Not sure if he could hold his own show but I'd be down to check it out.

Did any spin offs come from 30 Rock?

1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said:

Did any spin offs come from 30 Rock?

a blaffair to rememblack.

On 11/16/2025 at 12:18 AM, gofuckyourself said:

I'd watch a Dr. Spaceman spinoff.

Liz, I believe doctor-patient confidentiality is a two-way street. I'm cheating on my wife.

Now, Mrs. Jordan, I've already administered the epidural, so... would you like one as well?

Guaranteed to end erectile dysfunction, these are the sweet sounds of Dr. Leo Spaceman's "Love Storm," an ultra-strength audio re-boneulator.

I should start by saying that I can’t personally help you conceive. Something happened to me while scuba diving.

Tracy, I don't know how to say this ... Dee-Uh-Bay-Tees

This is surgery, so don't eat anything before you come in because I'll have a big breakfast waiting for you.

now, full disclosure, most of my experience is putting babies in women.

I have now watched Season 1. I want to have all of Liz Lemon's babies.

The humor is so droll. The one-liners are endless and inventive.  

Edited by Horn Under a Bad Sign

  • 4 weeks later...

Holy FUCK!   I just watched season 2, episode 8, the one about "Ludachristmas."   Liz Lemon's parents come to see her for Christmas. Her father's name is Dick.  At one point, he says "Remember, it's not a Lemon party without old Dick!"   

I swear to God, I nearly choked on my Dorito, and there is nobody here to save me with a Heimlich maneuver. I would have been found dead on the floor with 30 Rock episodes running.  They'd probably be to season 4 episode 19 or something by the time somebody found me. 

How the fuck did that ever get past the censors? 

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