August 26, 20196 yr Jack: Kenneth, you're from Georgia, aren't you? Kenneth: Stone Mountain, sir. Although when the Parcells first came to America, they lived in a town called ''Sexcriminalboat''. Do you think that's Cherokee? Jack: Uh, uh, no. I mean, you're a Middle American. A Joe Average. You're the only one around here who knows what ordinary people want. So tell me. What makes you laugh? Kenneth: The usual, I suppose. Two hobos sharing a bean. Lady airline pilots. I remember growing up in Stone Mountain, my whole family would go down to the Chuckle Hut. Jack: That's the local comedy club? Kenneth: Oh, no, sir, It's a Chuckle Hut. You see, the chuckle is the part of the pig between the tail and the anus. But at night, the Chuckle Hut becomes the Laugh Factory. And that's a comedy club. Jack: Lemon, cancel your trip to Toronto. We're going to Stone Mountain, Georgia.
August 26, 20196 yr that dentist is great: "if my heart surgeon brother is so great, why have so many of his patients died while i've only killed one guy!?"
August 26, 20196 yr Alright, now that the popsicle has melted...we have ourselves a tongue depressor.
August 6, 20214 yr without street cred, i'm wayne brady. no, wayne brady has two emmy's. you have a people's choice award that you stole from wayne brady.
August 6, 20214 yr You're just in time...Leo's giving out vaccines. Not my favorite part of the medical profession. My favorite part is attending executions.
November 10Nov 10 I just started watching this show on Amazon. Had never seen it before. I knew of it and, of course, of a great many cast members. May I just say that Tina Fey with no makeup on is absolutely, positively, 100% one of the hottest women on the planet? Five episodes in and I am totally in love with Liz Lemon.
November 11Nov 11 yeah there are defintiely some early season episodes where i just think, "damn she is so hot."
November 11Nov 11 It's after six. What am I, a farmer? I like you, you have the boldness of a much younger woman.
November 11Nov 11 When my wife is getting a little to sassy I tell her " how dare you talk to me like some plumbers wife"
November 11Nov 11 On 11/9/2025 at 11:11 PM, Horn Under a Bad Sign said: I just started watching this show on Amazon. Had never seen it before. I knew of it and, of course, of a great many cast members. May I just say that Tina Fey with no makeup on is absolutely, positively, 100% one of the hottest women on the planet? Five episodes in and I am totally in love with Liz Lemon. She cleans up very well. Married to a guy a slightly taller than Peter Dinklage.
November 12Nov 12 7 minutes ago, Beau Vine said: I'll say it -- 30 Rock would have been much better without Tracy.
November 12Nov 12 8 minutes ago, Beau Vine said: I'll say it -- 30 Rock would have been much better without Tracy. Heavy is the head that eats the crayons.
November 12Nov 12 10 minutes ago, Beau Vine said: I'll say it -- 30 Rock would have been much better without Tracy.
November 12Nov 12 1 hour ago, Beau Vine said: I'll say it -- 30 Rock would have been much better without Tracy. I watched a prostitute stab a clown! Our basketball hoop was a rib cage. A rib cage! A crackhead breastfeeding a rat. A homeless man cooking a Hot Pocket on the third rail of the "G Train." A puppy committed suicide after he saw our bathroom! A pack of wild dogs took over and successfully ran a Wendy's! The project I lived in was named after Zachery Taylor, generally considered to be one of the worst presidents of all time! I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo! They were very drunk!
November 12Nov 12 2 hours ago, BigOrange1 said: I am new to the show and new to the whole concept of Tracy Jordan actually being funny but, so far, he's funny.
November 12Nov 12 i wasn’t walking out of a starbucks i was moonwalking back into a starbucks. and i don’t know whose dog that is. yeah, i steal dogs.
November 12Nov 12 12 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said: I watched a prostitute stab a clown! Our basketball hoop was a rib cage. A rib cage! A crackhead breastfeeding a rat. A homeless man cooking a Hot Pocket on the third rail of the "G Train." A puppy committed suicide after he saw our bathroom! A pack of wild dogs took over and successfully ran a Wendy's! The project I lived in was named after Zachery Taylor, generally considered to be one of the worst presidents of all time! I once saw a baby give another baby a tattoo! They were very drunk! You want to take all these Tracy Jordan quotes behind the middle school and get them pregnant?
November 13Nov 13 This still might be my favorite one liner in the entire series. Although “Lesbian Mario Brothers” may be my second.
November 14Nov 14 Meant to watch this for over a decade but never did. Finally did and have about 10 episodes left. Great show. Tracy Jordan, Jack, Kenneth, Liz = all awesome Jenna Maroney - terrible. Especially the storyline of her and Paul. She's about as bad as Skyler in Breaking Bad.
November 14Nov 14 On 11/11/2025 at 6:11 PM, Beau Vine said: I'll say it -- 30 Rock would have been much better without Tracy. Then who would have created Goregasm: the Legend of Dong-Slayer?
November 14Nov 14 On 11/11/2025 at 9:28 AM, BHMCruiser said: It's after six. What am I, a farmer? I use "What am I, a farmer?" all the time.
November 14Nov 14 Best characters in broadcast television history (no particular order): Homer Simpson Jack Donaghy Ron Swanson First run Dan Connor Just home run after home run.
November 14Nov 14 21 hours ago, Vic Mackey said: Jenna Maroney - terrible. Especially the storyline of her and Paul. She's about as bad as Skyler in Breaking Bad.
November 16Nov 16 I'd watch a Dr. Spaceman spinoff. Liz, I believe doctor-patient confidentiality is a two-way street. I'm cheating on my wife. Now, Mrs. Jordan, I've already administered the epidural, so... would you like one as well? Guaranteed to end erectile dysfunction, these are the sweet sounds of Dr. Leo Spaceman's "Love Storm," an ultra-strength audio re-boneulator. I should start by saying that I can’t personally help you conceive. Something happened to me while scuba diving. Tracy, I don't know how to say this ... Dee-Uh-Bay-Tees This is surgery, so don't eat anything before you come in because I'll have a big breakfast waiting for you.
November 16Nov 16 Yep Dr Spaceman is gold in every scene. Not sure if he could hold his own show but I'd be down to check it out.Did any spin offs come from 30 Rock?
November 16Nov 16 1 hour ago, Vic Mackey said: Did any spin offs come from 30 Rock? a blaffair to rememblack.
November 17Nov 17 On 11/16/2025 at 12:18 AM, gofuckyourself said: I'd watch a Dr. Spaceman spinoff. Liz, I believe doctor-patient confidentiality is a two-way street. I'm cheating on my wife. Now, Mrs. Jordan, I've already administered the epidural, so... would you like one as well? Guaranteed to end erectile dysfunction, these are the sweet sounds of Dr. Leo Spaceman's "Love Storm," an ultra-strength audio re-boneulator. I should start by saying that I can’t personally help you conceive. Something happened to me while scuba diving. Tracy, I don't know how to say this ... Dee-Uh-Bay-Tees This is surgery, so don't eat anything before you come in because I'll have a big breakfast waiting for you. now, full disclosure, most of my experience is putting babies in women.
November 22Nov 22 I have now watched Season 1. I want to have all of Liz Lemon's babies. The humor is so droll. The one-liners are endless and inventive. Edited November 22Nov 22 by Horn Under a Bad Sign
December 17Dec 17 Holy FUCK! I just watched season 2, episode 8, the one about "Ludachristmas." Liz Lemon's parents come to see her for Christmas. Her father's name is Dick. At one point, he says "Remember, it's not a Lemon party without old Dick!" I swear to God, I nearly choked on my Dorito, and there is nobody here to save me with a Heimlich maneuver. I would have been found dead on the floor with 30 Rock episodes running. They'd probably be to season 4 episode 19 or something by the time somebody found me. How the fuck did that ever get past the censors?
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