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#951
On 8/3/2023 at 7:29 PM, Radical Larry said:

Colin being a prepper and booby trapping the house was great.

Mid episode now and this is killing me

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#957

 

The exchange between Laszlo and Nadja below was fantastic.

Laszlo: The only hairy frog I'm interested in is between your legs my darling.

Nadja: It's not just the frog.  It's the whole swamp!

 

 

#959
36 minutes ago, Deej said:

Colin Robinson becoming interesting was fantastic. 

Like how he got the shiner: 

“unfortunately, yes, it’s fucking remarkable. A five pound block of frozen piss and shit fell out of an airplane, landing on a 308 Ferrari and blowing the side view mirror right into my kisser.”—LMAO. 


His distress at this being interesting including his real initials A.S.S. was hysterical. I enjoyed last nights episode immensely. 

#963

Lazlo: But, this is Colin Robinson, he can't have any more fascinating stories in him.

Colin tells interesting story...

Lazlo: Well fuck my old boots, son of a bitch

#966

(Guillermo with shattered leg moaning on the ground.)

Colin Robinson: “What happened to dingus’ foot?”

Laszlo: “Who gives a fuck? Tell us what happened to your blackened eye!”

#967
1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

(Guillermo with shattered leg moaning on the ground.)

Colin Robinson: “What happened to dingus’ foot?”

Laszlo: “Who gives a fuck? Tell us what happened to your blackened eye!”

Haha, this was my favorite line actually.  I use dingus all the time.

#968
On 8/11/2023 at 8:10 AM, Buzzrock said:

About to watch the latest but the local news episode was great. Nandor De Laurentiis. Perfect.

Lol yes Nandor De Laurentis fucking killed me.

Haven't watched this week's yet. 

#971

The familiar vet was like the equine vet in the far side panel where the solution to every problem is euthanasia. 
 

Edit: I conflated two

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#973

The wife's nieces came over for dinner on Sunday and neither had even heard of this show.  So of course we all decided to watch the first episode, which is still fantastic even on the 5th or 6th viewing.  

#974
29 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

The wife's nieces came over for dinner on Sunday and neither had even heard of this show.  So of course we all decided to watch the first episode, which is still fantastic even on the 5th or 6th viewing.  

I did that recently with some friends of ours, probably the 4th or 5th time I've seen the first episode, and Matt Berry/Lazlo really sells the series.

#975

After my wife watching me watch four and a half seasons, she decided she should watch.  I'm happily re-watching all of the previous seasons.

#977
7 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Texas is big as fuck on her map.

Beef.

And now I'll be playing "Night Swimming" by REM.

#981
12 minutes ago, Deej said:

Colin Robinson as the cool teacher had me rolling. 

I imagine it must be really fun as a writer to be out and about in real life and just realize, “Oh, there’s another avenue for a fucking energy vampire. This guy fucking suuuuuuuucks.”

#982

“What’s worse is that he sits on the desk with his legs up so everyone can see the ball hanging out of his shoooort”

#983

Favorite part (not sure why but it had me lmao) was the scene in Nadja’s night class where she was teaching the adults American assimilation and “typical” water cooler talk and gave them prepared lines to read to the class: 

Male student: “How was your weekend?”

Female student: “Same old same old.”

Male student: “I heard that asshole.”

I just try to imagine those poor people trying to recreate that in real life. Lmao. 
 

Well that and Nandor screaming about “sky fucking.” 

#986

I fucking loved it. Nolej. Daddy Gimermo. Between you and me, shoot that one first. Cool teacher Colin’s Hamlet slam poetry.

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There were so many things going on in this episode and almost nothing happened.

The Guillermo animals cracked me up

#987

im not finished but...

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holy shit Roger Sterling running over Colin Robinson, fucking losing my shit 🤣🤣🤣

 

#988
6 hours ago, mchookem said:

im not finished but...

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holy shit Roger Sterling running over Colin Robinson, fucking losing my shit 🤣🤣🤣

 

Him being an energy vampire himself. 

#989
21 hours ago, Celery Man said:

I fucking loved it. Nolej. Daddy Gimermo. Between you and me, shoot that one first. Cool teacher Colin’s Hamlet slam poetry.

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There were so many things going on in this episode and almost nothing happened.

The Guillermo animals cracked me up

This episode was greatness. 
“Daddy, what’s wanking” 

Good stuff. 
 

#991
1 hour ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Makes me wonder if it would have worked if they drew it out and lazlo had a different animal model each episode.

 

This would have been better, imo.  I mean, I'm splitting hairs here.  My least favorite episode so far, but still great.

#993
7 hours ago, DixonHur said:

Rewatching the series.  

I wanna be Jackie Dakota when I grow up.

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Did you purposely screw up his name?  It’s right there in the gif. 

#994

I was so sure that dog-person-Gizmo’s voice was Jason Sudeikis (it wasn’t). Nadja was kind of annoying in this one but I still liked it. Who was the actress who played Magic Johnson? She looked familiar. 

#995
32 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

I was so sure that dog-person-Gizmo’s voice was Jason Sudeikis (it wasn’t). Nadja was kind of annoying in this one but I still liked it. Who was the actress who played Magic Johnson? She looked familiar. 

She was in Reno 911

#998
9 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Did you purposely screw up his name?  It’s right there in the gif. 

Haha, no, but the heat had me looking into the idea of moving to Rapid City, South Dakota, so I had Dakota on the brain....that and I was high as fuck

#999
1 hour ago, DixonHur said:

Haha, no, but the heat had me looking into the idea of moving to Rapid City, South Dakota, so I had Dakota on the brain....that and I was high as fuck

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