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When discussing whether the death of the Sire would result in the disappearance of all vampires, Laszlo shouts out a winner:

"That's just a myth like ghosts and large penises." 

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21 minutes ago, bolverk said:

When discussing whether the death of the Sire would result in the disappearance of all vampires, Laszlo shouts out a winner:

"That's just a myth like ghosts and large penises." 

And Nadja was bitching about finding a magic flute so that Lazlo could seduce the mailwoman, and she looks at the camera and proclaims "and I'm here for that" or whatever.

Holy shit with the Baron in the Barbie Jeep.

13 minutes ago, texhorn said:

Holy shit with the Baron in the Barbie Jeep.

I’m controlling it with my mind!

Somebody said that the location/city of their home has restrictions on AirBnB stuff, so the people showing up wouldn't show up on the apps or their location wouldn't be known.

And I'm still laughing that it was an actual Hellhound.

9 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Somebody said that the location/city of their home has restrictions on AirBnB stuff, so the people showing up wouldn't show up on the apps or their location wouldn't be known.

Probably the biggest problem with the show - some things are just not realistic.

I lost it when the Baron was riding on the dog and again in the barbie car.

Same. Fucking hilarious.

I love this show so much.

Just some speculation

Spoiler

Is it possible the Baron is the original sire? I get that the creature they caught and sent to the bnb was “the sire.” But since it doesn’t appear as though the Baron storyline is over…I wondered if he might be. I don’t have any spoilers really. You can’t find many IMDb is probably the best. 

I thought it was cool that the two gargoyles were from a show that got cancelled called “Difficult People.” And interesting symmetry with the Baron being in season 1 episode 6 and returning in season 3 episode 6. 

Good episode, but I kinda like episodes that are more one-off situations instead of the ones that follow the vampire world storyline. Like the Superb Owl party or Jackie Daytona. Not complaining though.  

5 hours ago, Herpa Derpa said:

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Literally spit out my drink when I saw this. Fucking brilliant.

Same but this:

 

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On 8/25/2021 at 8:21 AM, henrygandorf said:

down the home stretch in the surly fantasy baseball league, still in first place…

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league champion.

i haven't loved the ongoing vampiric council storyline - i too enjoy the one-off stories.  but this past week was fucking hilarious.  once guillermo was put in charge and was barking out orders, i kept having to rewind it.  i love how they're all shitty to him but also are completely afraid of him.  great dynamic they've created. 

On 10/1/2021 at 10:55 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

I’m controlling it with my mind!

Hahaha and Kristen Schaal holding up the remote for the camera

3 hours ago, Celery Man said:

Hahaha and Kristen Schaal holding up the remote for the camera

Ha, missed that. 

Probably the biggest problem with the show - some things are just not realistic.

PM Derka about that.

Yeah they obviously use the same trick they use to avoid detection for the other hundreds of thousands of murders they’ve committed.

42 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Really digging the friendship between Laszlo and Colin Robinson.  Just fucking fantastic. 

Laszlo has too much energy for Colin Robinson to drain. 

4 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Really digging the friendship between Laszlo and Colin Robinson.  Just fucking fantastic. 

I love it! I love how genuinely worried Laszlo was about Colin and the creepy siren. 

And like most of you, every damn time Laszlo says “Bat!” I lose it.

Kristen Schaal's character (the Guide) wants to get it on with Guillermo under the stairs.

Thirty-seven wives and you stil cannot read the room when a woman needs some attention.

Nandor may have been on to something with his suggestion of vampire ice cream for the council.

25 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

Last two eps have been great.

It’s been an extremely solid season.  Not many missed at all.

Good with subtitles on.  

“Producer: Oh shit!”

And Lazlo caring about Collin and the camera crew. 

Fabian Kingsworth on Archer

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Voiced by this guy

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Who plays a vampire on some vampire show   

 

The boat was called Stugots, which is also the name of Tony’s boat in The Sopranos. I think that’s long a goombacization of the Italian for “my dick”. Just a weird thing to either happen as a reference or by happenstance.

14 hours ago, Celery Man said:

The boat was called Stugots, which is also the name of Tony’s boat in The Sopranos. I think that’s long a goombacization of the Italian for “my dick”. Just a weird thing to either happen as a reference or by happenstance.

They probably didn't want to take a boat to close to home, so they left Staten Island and went to a dockyard in Jersey. There, they ran across Anthony Soprano, Jr. using his old man's boat without permission. He was too scared to actually go on the water, so he just threw a party for his dirtbag friends at the dock. That was Anthony Jr. that Laszlo emptied of blood and then dumped overboard. All of his dirtbag friends will assume it was some kind of hit and tell no one.

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31 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

The Best Buy scene was great. Love episodes like this. Giant rat had me howling. 

You will not send me a warranty

I don’t have the phrasing exactly right, but Nadja’s line about “peeling the skin from Nandor’s scrotum and chewing it like a gum” was a top 10 all time threat. 

It would be amazing if someone could link the song at the end of season 2?

No, nothing here I want.  I'm as limp as a finger.

10 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

It would be amazing if someone could link the song at the end of season 2?

 

17 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

The Best Buy scene was great. Love episodes like this. Giant rat had me howling. 

Shit, enchanted twice in one evening. First with Sheila and then with Judi at Best Buy.

"Perhaps you wanna compete for a shiny trinket?"

"Or perhaps, fuck that --- BAT!"

 

I lost it at that line. Lazlo is so good.

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On 10/8/2021 at 2:08 PM, Nicole44 said:

And like most of you, every damn time Laszlo says “Bat!” I lose it.

same.  and trying to explain the joke to the wife (who does not watch) has proven extremely frustrating.

 

 

 

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i am always late to the party for most shows but i just finished S1 of this...and i don't think i've literally laughed out loud this much at a tv show in years 🤣🤣🤣

has it won all the Emmys? bc it should win all the Emmys. every episode has been hysterical.

i mean seriously the vampire council meeting with Wesley on sketchy wifi Skype? ahahahaaahaa 🤣

i'm really beginning to think this Taika Waititi fella is kinda good at this. 🤔😄

2 hours ago, mchookem said:

i am always late to the party for most shows but i just finished S1 of this...and i don't think i've literally laughed out loud this much at a tv show in years

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