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3 hours ago, CurlyDumps said:

Finally got around to starting this. Had a feeling I would like it. What a fucking tremendous show.  Horror junkie wife is completely obsessed. Into season 3 so I can only skim the thread for now.


"This episode of Big Bang Theory is very good. Very faithful to the slot machine."

"He's such a Leonard."

Ha welcome on board. :D

I didn’t get on board until a few episodes into the second season. I burned through the whole first season in a few days and got caught up to live on season 2. It’s SO good and highly re-watchable. I think I’ve watched the first 3 seasons all the way through at least 4 times.

 

So glad that they have them all back in New Jersey (Like Dr. Oz), and not spread out around the globe. I was worried this season was going to drag if they were not all together. 

The whole bit with Laszlo psychoanalyzing the Guide was amazing.

Also - Kristen Schaal has been a great addition to the cast.

And he caught sight of my rather generous John Thomas

3 hours ago, Native Horn said:

Nandor mimicing the Wisconsin accent was gold.

 

1 hour ago, WBT said:

And he caught sight of my rather generous John Thomas

 

1 hour ago, WBT said:

Fucking Kublai

It's all so good!

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Laszlo: "Where did you get them from?"
 

Guillermo: "Amazon, so..."

Laszlo: "Well, then, you get in your car and drive them back to the Amazon!"

On 7/15/2022 at 1:53 PM, Celery Man said:

Lazlo defending shiplap cracked me up.

AND it’s not a budget buster!

On 7/15/2022 at 11:28 AM, CurlyDumps said:

Finally got around to starting this. Had a feeling I would like it. What a fucking tremendous show.  Horror junkie wife is completely obsessed. Into season 3 so I can only skim the thread for now.


"This episode of Big Bang Theory is very good. Very faithful to the slot machine."

"He's such a Leonard."

The email mailer-daemon episode is pure genius 

On 7/16/2022 at 11:04 AM, hornian said:

So glad that they have them all back in New Jersey (Like Dr. Oz), and not spread out around the globe. I was worried this season was going to drag if they were not all together. 

Staten Island, not NJ.

23 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Staten Island, not NJ.

Listen no one on this message board besides you knows the difference 

1 minute ago, hornian said:

Listen no one on this message board besides you knows the difference 

Raise Hand GIF by Nick Jonas

43 minutes ago, Buzzrock said:

Staten Island isn’t in New Jersey?

It’s an island, it should be obvious where it’s located.

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And he caught sight of my rather generous John Thomas

Wanting of the wang
The whole bit with Laszlo psychoanalyzing the Guide was amazing.
Also - Kristen Schaal has been a great addition to the cast.

She’s on my celebrity wtf list.
1 minute ago, Buzzrock said:


She’s on my celebrity wtf list.

That's the correct list, for sure.

On 7/15/2022 at 2:45 PM, oSuJeff97 said:

Ha welcome on board. :D

I didn’t get on board until a few episodes into the second season. I burned through the whole first season in a few days and got caught up to live on season 2. It’s SO good and highly re-watchable. I think I’ve watched the first 3 seasons all the way through at least 4 times.

 

Avatar checks out. 

On 7/18/2022 at 5:48 PM, DDD Dad said:

Avatar checks out. 

Jesh… Jess… Yesh.

Also - last night’s episode was great. I could do a whole episode of just Laszlo and Baby Colin Robinson. 

“Hey Laszlo - guess what…”. :D:D:D

Jesh… Jess… Yesh.
Also - last night’s episode was great. I could do a whole episode of just Laszlo and Baby Colin Robinson. 
“Hey Laszlo - guess what…”. [emoji3][emoji3][emoji3]

He absolutely nails how annoying that stage of childhood can be.

The dick wish was so great.
38 minutes ago, oSuJeff97 said:

Jesh… Jess… Yesh.

Also - last night’s episode was great. I could do a whole episode of just Laszlo and Baby Colin Robinson. 

“Hey Laszlo - guess what…”. :D:D:D

 

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For my corpsefuckers, my bloodsuckers, drain a four-top at the Fuddruckers

9 hours ago, Buzzrock said:


He absolutely nails how annoying that stage of childhood can be.

at that age, children are energy vampires.

9 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

The dick wish was so great.

That’ll do pig.

When Richie Suck said he was doing observational comedy and Nadia quietly let out a “what the fuck” it was perfect. 

11 hours ago, Buzzrock said:

The dick wish was so great.

You guys said you wanted to circle back to some concerns about the balls....

Yes, lets talk balls. 

The other thing that killed me was Baby Colin Robinson doing Lego videos on YouTube.

”Hey guys…go ahead and smash that ‘like’ and ‘subscribe’…”

”I have 2 subscribers now…”

15 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

at that age, children are energy vampires.

I mean, the thing is that kids of ALL ages are energy vampires for different reasons….

So basically they are going to have Baby Colin Robinson be the most annoying version of every kid at every age. Fucking brilliant.

1 hour ago, oSuJeff97 said:

The other thing that killed me was Baby Colin Robinson doing Lego videos on YouTube.

”Hey guys…go ahead and smash that ‘like’ and ‘subscribe’…”

”I have 2 subscribers now…”

Many YouTubers are energy vampires.  Probably most.

Musical theater is gutter pantomime performed by half wits for the enjoyment of lower wits.

Or something

10 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Many YouTubers are energy vampires.  Probably most.

There's a rather long list of energy vampires here on Surly.  

I liked the Richie Suck/Brian Wilson and Dr.Tom/Eugene Landy storyline. These writers are great 

Baby Colin Robinson is so much better than I could have ever hoped.  I was really concerned they might jump the shark with it, but having him grow at an exponential rate to quickly get back is so good.  And him and Lazlo's relationship is hysterical.

27 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Baby Colin Robinson is so much better than I could have ever hoped.  I was really concerned they might jump the shark with it, but having him grow at an exponential rate to quickly get back is so good.  And him and Lazlo's relationship is hysterical.

Lazlo thinks he's sculpting Colin to grow into this:

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And instead Colin is turning into this:

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13 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I just love how you can see him being an energy vampire already. 

@atomheartbevo nailed it up thread. Kids are the ultimate energy vampires. :D :D:D 

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On 7/20/2022 at 1:33 PM, Buzzrock said:


He absolutely nails how annoying that stage of childhood can be.

The dick wish was so great.

 

On 7/20/2022 at 11:21 PM, atomheartbevo said:

at that age, children are energy vampires.

That’ll do pig.

 

On 7/21/2022 at 12:40 AM, Blotto said:

You guys said you wanted to circle back to some concerns about the balls....

Yes, lets talk balls. 

Djinn excitedly: “and this is your wish?”

Marwa consoling Nandor as they enter the club.

I’m dead (and outta this world)…

On 7/16/2022 at 5:53 PM, Native Horn said:

Nandor mimicing the Wisconsin accent was gold.

I was dying 🤣🤣🤣

rumpled dick skin more like

3 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

Holy shit, he’s Phantom Menacing. Lot of flash.

I call him Darth Small

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