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#902
13 minutes ago, Scary Stranger said:

So the Nadja actress is pregnant, right?   Lots and lots of sitting shots and shoulders and up shots.

So we are getting a two headed Baby Colin/Baby Nadja? IN!

#905
1 hour ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Maybe Nadja becomes pregnant and The Guide puts the doll's soul into the new baby.  Can vampires get pregnant? 

Also begs the question, how do vampires get boners if they have no blood flow? Every vampire show these days include how much they like to suck and fuck all the time. 

#907
5 hours ago, 'stache said:

Also begs the question, how do vampires get boners if they have no blood flow? Every vampire show these days include how much they like to suck and fuck all the time. 

They yell “boner!” and it happens. 
 

Thanks for picking up on that and ignoring the undead, blood drinking, hypnotizing, bat shapeshifting part of vampirism. 

#914

 I don't get how energy vampires are able to feed off of other energy vampires? Why was Colin affected by them? At least he acknowledged their superior boringness. 

This was kind of a weak story.
 

Lazlo on the other hand was awesome as usual. "I'm a master gardener. I can fashion any tree or bush into a vulva".  

#917
6 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

best episode in a while. guess our uber is here. 

Did you miss last week?

#918
3 hours ago, Deej said:

Did you miss last week?

i saw last week.  the stuff with nadja and the doll gets real old to me.  maybe i'm in the minority.  i prefer laszlo and colin robinson with some nandor thrown in for hilarity.

the doll didn't need to carry over into this season.  

#920
24 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

I can speak 14 languages, as long as they are all English.

everything he did and said from his island garb to his f-f-f-f-fuck off speech was brilliant.

#922
1 hour ago, henrygandorf said:

everything he did and said from his island garb to his f-f-f-f-fuck off speech was brilliant.

You could put Matt Berry in anything and let him ad lib and it would be gold. That voice is magic. 

#923
1 minute ago, Deej said:

You could put Matt Berry in anything and let him ad lib and it would be gold. That voice is magic. 

Yes Clem fandango i can hear you 

#924
51 minutes ago, Deej said:

You could put Matt Berry in anything and let him ad lib and it would be gold. That voice is magic. 

I first came across him almost 20 years ago in Garth Marenghi's Darkplace and recognize the magic of The Voice.  At the time, I wondered if it was dubbed, because it just didn't seem to match him for whatever reason.

 

#928
1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

I first came across him almost 20 years ago in Garth Marenghi's Darkplace

I'm sure Lazlo loved that. 

#933

I've been working some of Laszlo's inflections in to my daily conversations.  

"That guy can fuck RIGHT OFF"

At first she thought it was amusing now not so much.

"MY DAAHLING, whatever do you mean."

 

#934

I felt like the first two episodes sputtered a little but three and four really hit the stride. So good. I love how in awe of them CR was, and I was genuinely giddy when they brought Evie back.

#940
3 hours ago, Radical Larry said:

Colin being a prepper and booby trapping the house was great.

Loved that, also Lazlo doing sports, and the schmutz on the weather green screen, hell the whole news part at the end was funny.

#942
5 hours ago, Deej said:

Colin Robinson with the weather killed me. 

This! "A little bit of "Schmutz" here on the doppler hi res weather wall". Holy shit. So good.

#943

Ok, I'll say it. this was not the best episode of the season.  

Still worth watchin, but after episodes 3&4, this was a bit of a let down.

#946

Any chance UT can afford Matthew Berry to be the voice of the Longhorns?

#948
40 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

This would be amazing

I'd pay to hear him pronounce "Sarkisian"

 

#949

I don’t love Kristen Schaal in this show but I… was very on board when it became clear that the vampires were going to do the news and I physically lost it when it cut to weather and she was feeding on the weather girl in the corner.

I still want to know what comes after step 2. This season has been all cylinders, another solid episode.

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#950

No, it was always in the script. He asked why he had to say it every time. I told him "it will be funny when you say it". 🦇 https://t.co/YBqpU2ap7O

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