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It would go a lot like this...I look forward to the last verse that brings in an alligator somehow  

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PANAMA CITY, Fla. - Employees of a Florida IHOP were headed to work early Friday when they found a naked toddler wandering the restaurant's parking lot. They then found the toddler's mom and the mom's fiance passed out in a nearby van.

Panama City police said the employees were unable to wake Jordyn Freeman, 24, and Randy McMillin, 27, both of whom were under the influence of drugs.

Police said two 9-month-old children were also found in the van, along with drugs and drug paraphernalia. They said one of the twins was covered in blankets and pillows.

Police said the soiled children were given clean clothes and diapers and placed with the state Department of Children and Families.

The Ohio couple was arrested on charges including methamphetamine possession

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https://www.clickorlando.com/news/naked-toddler-near-florida-ihop-leads-to-arrest-of-passed-out-couple

Would it be a song about Florida or about Ohio?  It works either way I suppose.

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16 minutes ago, Samson's Wig said:

Would it be a song about Florida or about Ohio?  It works either way I suppose.

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13 minutes ago, markstanco said:

poor kid.  Glad he/she is safe from these assholes now. 

yeah...unfortunately 3 of them actually 

50 minutes ago, Samson's Wig said:

Would it be a song about Florida or about Ohio?  It works either way I suppose.

Isn't Ohio just Florida of the Midwest? Or is Florida the Ohio of the South? 

5 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

Isn't Ohio just Florida of the Midwest? Or is Florida the Ohio of the South? 

I can never keep that straight.  But yeah.

1 hour ago, Samson's Wig said:

Would it be a song about Florida or about Ohio?  It works either way I suppose.

I've seen the Grand Ole Opry, and I've met Urban Meyerrrrrrr! 

He did.

Sister sparechange has the bumper sticker on the door
It says jimmy buffet doesn’t live in key west anymore

I want to laugh at shit like this, but it just depresses the hell outta me.  It's not a David Allen Coe song.

I see a woman in the night
With a baby in her hand
Under an old street light
Near a garbage can
Now she puts the kid away
And she's gone to get a hit
She hates her life
And what she's done to it
There's one more kid
That will never go to school
Never get to fall in love
Never get to be cool
Keep on rockin' in the free world

Don't tell me I sound like Jimmy Buffet

Just cuz I got that island beat.

"I was high the day my nekkid kid crawled out of the van . . . "  or

"The tweakers went down to Florida looking for some meth to score . . . "

On 4/18/2019 at 12:28 PM, NorthLoop said:

I've seen the Grand Ole Opry, and I've met Urban Meyerrrrrrr! 

You spelled Irvin Mayas wrong 

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