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Sex Cauldron? I thought they shut that place down. 

So South Austin's mother was in North Austin at that time?  Or did we just find out how North Loop came about?  

Ironic that the cop in the article is named Joe Perry. I think the real Joe Perry would be ok with this   

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

Sex Cauldron? I thought they shut that place down. 

Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children

Spoiler

 

Not me. I was in Monterrey, Mexico that summer.

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:
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Not me. I was in Monterrey, Mexico that summer.

Be a lot cooler if you did

10 hours ago, elfenix said:

armybrat did the busting

The article clearly states 1963, not 1863.  

1 hour ago, Armybrat said:

The cholas down there were more fun.

Before there was Vic, there was Armybrat...

46 minutes ago, ZB'Tejas said:

ArmyBrat is Vic's dad? Great-Great-Grandfather?

FIFY

20 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

I got dibs on this as a band name.

Can I be in your band?  

I can play the ukulele. Poorly.  

I think this may be the best band name ever.

15 minutes ago, Nuge said:

Can I be in your band?  

I can play the ukulele. Poorly.  

I think this may be the best band name ever.

Sure why not. 

Sex Party Tree House takes all comers.

2 minutes ago, Chad Fuck said:

Sure why not. 

Sex Party Tree House takes all comers.

When you are named "Nuge" it is inevitable that you end up in a Sex Party Tree House.

8 minutes ago, Nuge said:

When you are named "Nuge" it is inevitable that you end up in a Sex Party Tree House.

It's cool.  I envision it as sort of a collective anyhow.  A musical orgy, if you will.

13 hours ago, Armybrat said:
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Not me. I was in Monterrey, Mexico that summer.

on a filibuster?

In 1963, Austin’s Rowdiest Teens Built a ‘Sex Party Tree House’ in North Loop

actually Austin's rowdiest teens killed and ate the cops that showed up to investigate their wild tree house sex parties, so the kids in the article were the second-rowdiest group of Austin teens at that time

I read this last night, great story.  Too bad it wasn’t a couple years later, they could have renamed it Summer of Loveshack.  

1 hour ago, Chad Fuck said:

Sure why not. 

Sex Party Tree House takes all cummers.

FIFY

Man I wish I would have known about this back then.

I spent many a night at The Chief Drive-In.

On 4/18/2019 at 2:44 PM, RollLeft said:

So South Austin's mother was in North Austin at that time?  Or did we just find out how North Loop came about?  

I was born 19 years later. My mom woulda been more likely whorin it up at the moontower. 

16 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Man I wish I would have known about this back then.

I spent many a night at The Chief Drive-In.

That’s where I lost my virginity. Not with you, of course.

On 4/20/2019 at 8:29 AM, Armybrat said:

That’s where I lost my virginity. Not with you, of course.

Yeah, you lost it with Steamboat1574. 

Lemme tell ya what Melbit Toast is packin'.

I have some form of dyslexia regarding the concept, too, because I keep thinking and writing Sex House Tree Party
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I was born 19 years later. My mom woulda been more likely whorin it up at the moontower. 
Which moontower?

You know that they are not going to have them any longer.
On 4/19/2019 at 10:18 AM, Nuge said:

Can I be in your band?  

I can play the ukulele. Poorly.  

I think this may be the best band name ever.

Sorry, CHIEF is the resident ukulele master in all thing Surly...

2 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Sorry, CHIEF is the resident ukulele master in all thing Surly...

I never said I was a master.  I'm happy to be an apprentice.

36 minutes ago, Nuge said:

I never said I was a master.  I'm happy to be an apprentice.

Then you must seek his wisdom and permission. He's an awesome dude I'm sure he will grant consideration.

 

BTW, I think you just bought his first ukulele to be honest with you lol

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