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1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

BLUE IS THE COLOUR!!!

FOOTBALL IS THE GAME!!!

10 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

wut?

corrected

So if Chelsea beat Arsenal in the final, what happens to that UCL qualifying spot?  Chelsea are already in the UCL next year based on a top 4 EPL finish.  Would the 5th place team get in if Chelsea were to prevail against the Gunners?
I know in the Champions League with 'pool vs spurs...salzburg(austria league) gets the auto slot that would be either teams league slot
27 minutes ago, mdmost said:

What happens if an English team win the Europa League?

Arsenal and Chelsea are both in the Europa League semi-finals and are the two favourites to lift the trophy in Baku. If either of them win the tournament, they will qualify for next season's Champions League group stages.

If the winners finish outside the top four in the Premier League (which is likely for Arsenal), it will mean five English teams will be in the Champions League.

However if they do finish in the top four (as Chelsea have), then England will not get an extra spot. The team who finish third in the fifth-ranked league - France - will go into the Champions League group stages instead of the qualifiers.

There is no Champions League spot for the beaten finalists - so Arsenal will need to win the tournament (unless they finish in the top four).

For Arsenal to finish top 4, they have to win at Burnley, Spurs have to lose at home vs Everton and Arsenal has to make up an 8 goal, goal differential.   If that happens it means the death of Spursy didn’t even last a week. 

6 hours ago, ztejas said:

Does anyone else find it odd they have this in Baku, as well as some of Euro 2020 when Baku is basically in Asia?

i find it odd that Arsenal has to figure out how to get Miki into the country. 

For Arsenal to finish top 4, they have to win at Burnley, Spurs have to lose at home vs Everton and Arsenal has to make up an 8 goal, goal differential.   If that happens it means the death of Spursy didn’t even last a week. 


And Buzzrock has to seek medical attention due to an erection that lasts for more than four hours.
10 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

i didn't expect it.  but, England had some good vibes coming out of that World Cup semi-finals appearance.  it's been a helluva 12 months for football fans in England.

 

9 hours ago, naija said:

doesn't even make sense. EPL is  not doing this on the strength of English players

 

The top EPL teams are dripping with Belgian players and Belgium made England their bitch in the 3rd place game.

Now Belgian players are the keys to to many of the teams' success.

Add the Belgian's neighbors to the north, the Dutch, plus Brazilians, several African countries, Fenchies, Spaniards, a South Korean, Danes, Krauts...

There are a few English players who actually contribute to the 4 EPL teams in the two different finals, but the teams are largely in the finals due to the money that the TV contracts bring in, not because the quality of 3 Lions development.

And their managers are: Kraut vs Argie, and Spaniard vs Italiano

...while another Spaniard manager (most probably) won the league for the second year in a row with the help of his Belgian captain.


...but "Yeah England!"

Edited by Napoleon

Both clubs should tell UEFA to piss off and play in Wembley. Baku is the dumbest fucking location ever.

1 hour ago, maninblack said:

Both clubs should tell UEFA to piss off and play in Wembley. Baku is the dumbest fucking location ever.

Why in the fuck are they playing the Final of the Europa League in ASIA???

44 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

Why in the fuck are they playing the Final of the Europa League in ASIA???

Money was paid. Palms were greased. You must be new here.

4 hours ago, maninblack said:

Both clubs should tell UEFA to piss off and play in Wembley. Baku is the dumbest fucking location ever.

The ticket allotment is bullshit too. Each club only gets 6k in a 68k stadium. That's just evil and unforgivable. UEFA is bullshit. Let real fans go to these matches. 

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9 hours ago, Goo Punch said:

i find it odd that Arsenal has to figure out how to get Miki into the country. 

Should've kept Alexi

9 hours ago, Goo Punch said:

i find it odd that Arsenal has to figure out how to get Miki into the country. 

What's the story behind this?  I'm not aware of the politics.  

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armenia–Azerbaijan_relations

5 minutes ago, Longhornfan1024 said:

What's the story behind this?  I'm not aware of the politics.  

Azerbaijan doesn't like the Irish, Dutch of a certain color, or Armenians.

On 5/10/2019 at 9:31 AM, Jograves said:

The ticket allotment is bullshit too. Each club only gets 6k in a 68k stadium. That's just evil and unforgivable. UEFA is bullshit. Let real fans go to these matches. 

Robbie, DT and Troopz will be there though....guaranteed

  • 2 weeks later...

reports are coming out that the stadium might be half-empty for what is ostensibly the second biggest European soccer match of the season.

 

😂 wut?

 

6 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Europa League Final 2020 - Karachi 

Europa League Final 2021 - Tbilisi

22 minutes ago, Cheeseweasel said:

Europa League Final 2021 - Tbilisi

Why not Pyongyang?

10 minutes ago, Schulz2.0 said:

Why not Pyongyang?

Europa 2022 - Minas Morgul 

Europa 2021- King's Landing 
Pretty sure Dubrovnik wouldnt be that bad
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I think he is looking at a picture or Mkhitaryan on his phone to see if the dudes are him...

well or the glass is half full, maybe the cops were telling him to switch shirts so the locals didn't beat the shit outta him.

Edited by MoJames

I'm looking forward to this match today. Hoping for an open game. 

1 minute ago, maninblack said:

UEFA is so corrupt stupid

FIFY.  They know exactly what they are doing.  They just don't care because they're getting paid.

Spoiler

 

Normally this would make me happy, then I realize Pulisic has to go into this situation next year. 

I wonder if TNT had a wardrobe meeting for these studio hosts. "hey guys, we want lots of skinny jeans, untucked shirts and your wildest pair of shoes. Let's go make television magic!'

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