April 21, 20196 yr On 4/20/2019 at 7:17 AM, slorch said: You do realize most cured bacon has some sugar content, right? Some, doubt it's enough to really caramelize, though. Some people add brown sugar to their bacon to get their caramelization on. Was wondering that, and how it turned out.
April 21, 20196 yr The HEB jalapeno bacon seems like it has a shit ton of sugar in it based on the mess it leaves in the pan
April 21, 20196 yr On April 20, 2019 at 12:30 AM, Vic Mackey said: Is that the same two pieces of bacon photographed three different times at various stages of doneness? There's so much wrong with this spectrum. There are bigger gaps between 2 & 3 and 4 & 5 than there are between 1 & 2, 3 & 4, and 5 & 6. Looking at 1 & 2, those clearly aren't adjacent slices from the same slab of bacon. The distribution of fat and muscle fiber is completely different.
April 21, 20196 yr 16 hours ago, davidg said: 3.5 is the correct answer but all of those are cooked at a too high of temp. Turn that fire down a bit so you don't scorch the center of those pieces thank you. none of that bacon was cooked right. fuckin amateur hour
April 21, 20196 yr 2 minutes ago, youdunnf'dup said: I mean, 4 is fucking perfect 4 is the best of what’s pictured. bacon can be cooked much better than that by better men.
April 21, 20196 yr I need to make a confession. I tried baking the bacon in the oven. And I liked it, so I did it a second time. I hope this doesn't mean I'm going to now try a pellet smoker. Slippery slope and all that.
April 21, 20196 yr We bake thick sliced Applewood smoked bacon in the oven. Regular ol’ thin-sliced gets microwaved. Either way, after cooking we pat the grease out of the strips. 4 heart stents are enough.
April 22, 20196 yr you probably won’t believe me but I had a friend in high school who would roll up raw cookie dough into a ball, wrap it in a slice of raw bacon, dip it in melted butter and eat it as is. called them “bacon balls”. hand to god. I’m guessing he is no longer among the living
April 22, 20196 yr 38 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said: I’m guessing he is no longer among the living he was a degenerate drunk but actually a phenomenal athlete. played point guard and qb and was fucking good. he’s coaching his son’s football team in belton now. and he’s still a drunk. good dad though.
April 22, 20196 yr Wait now. I'm a drunk. Does that make me a degenerate? I am not arguing the assertion, just seeking clarification.
April 22, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, Uncle Nate said: I need to make a confession. I tried baking the bacon in the oven. And I liked it, so I did it a second time. I hope this doesn't mean I'm going to now try a pellet smoker. Slippery slope and all that. I almost always cook my bacon in the oven. It’s superior to any other method.
April 22, 20196 yr I always cut my bacon in half to that as i flip it end to end, each end gets a shot at the middle, hot part of the pan.
April 22, 20196 yr #4 x 6 prepped for employee breakfast. potato,bacon egg and cheese. you’re welcome.
April 22, 20196 yr 6 minutes ago, George said: Needs more bacon you cheap ass This. Bacon to potato egg ratio way too low Edited April 22, 20196 yr by davidg
April 22, 20196 yr Bacon is way overrated. I realize that fat makes meat taste good, but a bacon strip looks disgusting. I don't want my shrimp, quail or Jack-in-the-Box wrapped in bacon. It stands alone, leave it alone.
April 22, 20196 yr #4 x 6 prepped for employee breakfast. potato,bacon egg and cheese. you’re welcome. Lol at the top right taco. Talk about getting the shaft
April 22, 20196 yr 9 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said: Lol at the top right taco. Talk about getting the shaft
April 22, 20196 yr 18 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said: But it has more Maillard, amirite? I’ll take 4 or 5 and be thankful to God for bacon. I’ll take 5 if I only get one choice in this life because it more acceptable for all situations. 5? 4 is fine, but 5 is just wrong.
April 22, 20196 yr 7 hours ago, Nolacycling said: Bacon is way overrated. I realize that fat makes meat taste good, but a bacon strip looks disgusting. I don't want my shrimp, quail or Jack-in-the-Box wrapped in bacon. It stands alone, leave it alone. That is just crazy talk.
April 22, 20196 yr 8 hours ago, Nolacycling said: a bacon strip looks disgusting You really do need a hobby.
April 22, 20196 yr 8 hours ago, Nolacycling said: Bacon is way overrated. I realize that fat makes meat taste good, but a bacon strip looks disgusting. I don't want my shrimp, quail or Jack-in-the-Box wrapped in bacon. It stands alone, leave it alone. Communist.
April 22, 20196 yr 7 hours ago, ulukinatme said: 5? 4 is fine, but 5 is just wrong. Nope. 1, 2, and 6 are just wrong. 3 is for boys. 5 is for men. 4 is for everyone. Edited April 22, 20196 yr by ImissWallyPryor
April 22, 20196 yr Bacon is way overrated. I realize that fat makes meat taste good, but a bacon strip looks disgusting. I don't want my shrimp, quail or Jack-in-the-Box wrapped in bacon. It stands alone, leave it alone. I’d venture that some pussy looks disgusting, but you’d still fuck it.
April 22, 20196 yr 13 hours ago, Uncle Nate said: Wait now. I'm a drunk. Does that make me a degenerate? I am not arguing the assertion, just seeking clarification. How many days of the week do you drink before noon?
April 22, 20196 yr 15 hours ago, Uncle Nate said: I need to make a confession. I tried baking the bacon in the oven. And I liked it, so I did it a second time. I hope this doesn't mean I'm going to now try a pellet smoker. Slippery slope and all that. Don't know about a pellet smoker, but do NOT cook bacon on a grill. Trust me on this.
April 22, 20196 yr On 4/20/2019 at 3:30 PM, Pato del Muerto said: Let me help you. Was me. But my handle was in English, and has nothing to do with Oregon. and, that sammich still tasted good and I’m still very much alive.
April 22, 20196 yr the topic should be more about the thickness of baconYour mouth, how does it take the thickness?
April 22, 20196 yr Bacon is way overrated. I realize that fat makes meat taste good, but a bacon strip looks disgusting. I don't want my shrimp, quail or Jack-in-the-Box wrapped in bacon. It stands alone, leave it alone.Why do you hate America?
April 22, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, Not that Bob said: The Pollock back drop sort of ties the whole thing together. Pollock was born where I currently reside, so close to home and flat circles and such. Edited April 22, 20196 yr by Pato del Muerto
April 22, 20196 yr The fact that there's no Canadian bacon option causes this threat to lose all credibility.
April 22, 20196 yr 4 hours ago, eljinca said: The fact that there's no Canadian bacon option causes this threat to lose all credibility. you just lost all credibility.
April 22, 20196 yr 9 hours ago, Jkwellborn said: 3 or 4. But we know you prefer your bacon on the chick, in bed.
April 22, 20196 yr 4 hours ago, eljinca said: The fact that there's no Canadian bacon option causes this threat to lose all credibility. Sliced ham has no place in this discussion. Falsely using the term “bacon” for a sad slice of ham is pure Canadian. Poor bastards don’t know any better
April 22, 20196 yr 9 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said: Nope. 1, 2, and 6 are just wrong. 3 is for boys. 5 is for men. 4 is for everyone. By the time it gets to 5 at least half the flavor is gone, and the texture is more like tree bark than meat. You probably order your steak well done too, just like a woman.
April 22, 20196 yr 25 minutes ago, ulukinatme said: By the time it gets to 5 at least half the flavor is gone, and the texture is more like tree bark than meat. You probably order your steak well done too, just like a woman. ok this is getting personal
April 23, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, ulukinatme said: By the time it gets to 5 at least half the flavor is gone, and the texture is more like tree bark than meat. You probably order your steak well done too, just like a woman. Your mom sad it was still salty.
April 23, 20196 yr Your mom sad it was still salty. It’s because he promised it was pineapple flavored.
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