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I like All of Garden. Prices are good, and their salad is awesome. They add a particularly nice touch by chilling their salad bowls.

 

Chocolate and mint should not be mixed.

 

Pepsi > Coke

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  • Henry Hill
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    i hate most ipa’s and assume those who claim to love them secretly hate them too

  • New York Strip > Ribeye

  • Patricio Swayze
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    This is food related but not about food. I have come around on Guy Fieri. I am a fan. Dude is just who he is and I am sure he is aware everyone thinks he looks absurd. He just owns it.

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Chick Fil A is fat, salty, garbage for heifers

Fish sucks...all of it.

Shellfish are ok

Lobster is the most overrated butter conduit there is.  

ok i will be the one to do it.

Whataburger is a below average fast food burger.

3 minutes ago, po elvis said:

ok i will be the one to do it.

Whataburger is a below average fast food burger.

What’s an average fast food burger then?

Here’s mine:

Blue bell sucks, but not as much as Ben and Jerry’s

Arby’s hyper processed sandwich meat is for the poors

In N Out is only tolerable if you go bunless and their fries are never a good option. 

Scotch drinkers only like it because it makes them feel affluent

Rudy’s breakfast tacos are overrated

Torchys is better than taco deli despite using the world’s shittiest tortillas

El Pollo regio is the best fast food chain on the planet

New York street pizza is way overrated. For that matter, anything a New Yorker says is the best is generally overrated (looking at you shake shack)

Maple and motor has the best burger in Dallas and there’s really not a clear #2 

27 minutes ago, Loco said:

Chick Fil A is fat, salty, garbage for heifers

Let's steam our fried chicken breast in a foil-lined bag so it's soggy.

31 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Fish sucks...all of it.

Shellfish are ok

Lobster is the most overrated butter conduit there is.  

Too many people say that this fish is great because it doesn't taste fishy.  FYI, ribeyes don't taste fishy.  All fish sucks.

There is a recipe in the Lone Star Legacy cookbook for brisket in the oven that is damn good. 

2 minutes ago, Henry Hill said:

Filet mignon > ribeye

So wrong, but in the spirit of the thread, so I'll allow it.

6 hours ago, Hornbeliever said:

Too many people say that this fish is great because it doesn't taste fishy.  FYI, ribeyes don't taste fishy.  All fish sucks.

fish is good because it tastes fishy

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Ranch dressing sucks. Can't understand Texas's obsession with this Californian shit.

yellow mustard sucks, especially on burgers 

big red sucks, especially with bbq

I could eat Taco Bell for lunch every day and be perfectly happy. Bean burrito with extra onions, and a tostada. Small Pepsi. I'm good.

7 hours ago, po elvis said:

ok i will be the one to do it.

Whataburger is a below average fast food burger.

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17 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Ranch dressing sucks. Can't understand Texas's obsession with this Californian shit.

if it’s quality product and not that hidden valley shit, ranch dressing is delicious on salted, crispy fried okra.  and occasionally pizza.  and certain delicious sandwiches, but only if you dip the sandwich. (jason’s deli has tier 1 ranch)

  if you put it on salad you’re sub-human. 

the quarter-pound big bite at 7-11 is at its best with three full packets of mayonnaise.  one racing stripe down each side and one across the top.  a good hot dog is the best junk food in the world. 

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25 minutes ago, elfenix said:

Ranch dressing sucks. Can't understand Texas's obsession with this Californian shit.

Better stay out of the midwest.  We eat ranch like Texas eats salsa.

7 hours ago, Henry Hill said:

Crab > lobster

Truth.  Lobster is overrated.  I don't trust people who don't like crab.  

Just now, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Refried beans ruin everything they touch. Especially nachos

Seafood sucks
 

I fucking hate your opinion.  solid entry.  

11 minutes ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Refried beans ruin everything they touch. Especially nachos

Seafood sucks
 

That’s an all time horrible opinion, right there. Wow. 

3 minutes ago, Etexhorn13 said:

That’s an all time horrible opinion, right there. Wow. 

Does that mean he’s winning on this thread?

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i hate most ipa’s and assume those who claim to love them secretly hate them too

11 minutes ago, Henry Hill said:

i hate most ipa’s and assume those who claim to love them secretly hate them too

That was going to be my contribution. Absolutely terrible.

Putting a fried egg on a burger or enchiladas ruins both.

Gulf oysters are ass.

Torchy’s and P Terry’s both suck.

 

1 hour ago, MNLonghornFUKM said:

Refried beans ruin everything they touch. Especially nachos

Seafood sucks
 

This is a terrible post, but I can kind of understand if one's access to seafood is lukefisk and walleye.

The refried beans comment is more inexplicable, but I supposed your refried beans are out of a Clover Valley or Green Giant can.  

1 hour ago, Henry Hill said:

i hate most ipa’s and assume those who claim to love them secretly hate them too

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This guy loves IPAs!

This is a terrible post, but I can kind of understand if one's access to seafood is lukefisk and walleye.
The refried beans comment is more inexplicable, but I supposed your refried beans are out of a Clover Valley or Green Giant can.  
Your post is also terrible considering people fish up here just to eat the walleye.


Ive never tried lutefisk and I know I never would. I can stomach walleye and I like sushi and shrimp


It's the trout, salmon, bass fish I think that sucks
12 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

I like mayo and ketchup mixed on fries.

This is the best way to eat fries. I don't think it's underrated or that people don't like it, I just think that it isn't a "popular" way to eat fries. 

So, great contribution.

Chili's salsa is the best. Their chips are better than most Tex-Mex restaurants.

10 hours ago, Parliament said:

 

I like All of Garden. Prices are good, and their salad is awesome. They add a particularly nice touch by chilling their salad bowls.

 

Chocolate and mint should not be mixed.

 

Pepsi > Coke

 

 

10 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Fish sucks...all of it.

Shellfish are ok

 

10 hours ago, po elvis said:

ok i will be the one to do it.

Whataburger is a below average fast food burger.

I realize that this is the "unpopular opinions" thread, so I will withhold judgement, but 3 out of the first 4 posts are just, just ...

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10 hours ago, Loco said:

Chick Fil A is fat, salty, garbage for heifers

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4 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I could eat Taco Bell for lunch every day and be perfectly happy. Bean burrito with extra onions, and a tostada. Small Pepsi. I'm good.

All I wanted was a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me.

Avocado does not taste good.  There’s nothing especially bad about it either but it’s bland as fuck. People who rave about it and insist on slices of it on every fucking thing are just caving to the peer pressure of healthy eating. There is no way anyone actually loves it as much as they say they do.  

Chicken fried steak is best with both gravy and ketchup.

Sushi sucks.

Pulled pork is the worst BBQ meat.

Sausage > bacon.

Cuisine ranking:
Indian > Mexican > Asian > Italian > French.

6 hours ago, futureman said:

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if it’s quality product and not that hidden valley shit, ranch dressing is delicious on salted, crispy fried okra.  and occasionally pizza.  and certain delicious sandwiches, but only if you dip the sandwich. (jason’s deli has tier 1 ranch)

  if you put it on salad you’re sub-human. 

Hidden Valley from the bottle, I’m assuming?  I agree if so.  From a packet...HVR is greatness.

7 hours ago, tchookem said:

Chili's salsa is the best. Their chips are better than most Tex-Mex restaurants.

yikes. 

 

3 hours ago, Tailgate said:

Chili is best with beans.

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4 hours ago, Tailgate said:

Chili is best with beans.

It’s a thread of unpopular opinions not blasphemous bullshit like this. GTFO.

19 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Fish sucks...all of it.

Chilean Seabass says fuck you

2 minutes ago, Landomatic said:

Chilean Seabass says fuck you

meh, you can keep the seabass...  I'll take Triple Tail over it any day.  Frustrating to catch, fucking maddening to filet, so damned good.

 

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Cici’s buffet is the best bang for your buck on the planet

 

Whataburger is and never will be, anything more than your standard, average burger

 

I still dont understand Mayo... on anything

 

 

Bonus: Frozen margaritas ARENT margaritas. They are watered down, shitty abominations made for 19 year old sorority girls. They are awful and are more embarrassing than drinking light beer even

why u hate drunk 19yr old sorority girls?

Chilean Seabass says fuck you


It’s free to say what it wants. Just know that it sucks while it is saying it.

I'll never wrap my head around how Texas "Men" can go on and on about their hunting prowess, their gun collection, how good they were at football in high school, etc., etc., etc.  And then eat mayonnaise.  

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