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Why did you want to like coffee though? I’ve had one cup of coffee in my life and there was booze in it. Seems like something else to spend money on. 

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Store bought sheet cake, white with white icing is better than any other cake. It isn't even close, really. 

2 hours ago, Junior Miller said:

For people who don't like coffee buy a bag of medium or light roast from La Columbe online and try that. I hated coffee my whole life and discovered it's because all the garbage you buy at the grocery store or restaurants/Starbucks is burnt, low quality shit. Then I tried making some really high quality single origin sourced coffee in a light roast and with just a splash of milk/half and half it's great. 

Interesting thing to note about coffee, and the dark roasted crap people drink because they think it's "strong":  the more it's roasted, the weaker it gets. Light or medium roast coffee gives you much more kick than the dark roast, and it doesn't single you out as a dumbass hipster.

22 hours ago, 52-80 said:

Peanut butter is stupid

This is the essence of ignorant opinions.  I salute your uninformed ridiculousness. 

Good day, sir. 

Ah yes. This thread. 190/110. Perfect. 

3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 I’ve had one cup of coffee in my life 

incredible. 

 

3 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Interesting thing to note about coffee, and the dark roasted crap people drink because they think it's "strong":  the more it's roasted, the weaker it gets. Light or medium roast coffee gives you much more kick than the dark roast, and it doesn't single you out as a dumbass hipster.

but I like coffee with strong flavor.  quibbling about caffeine content is a fool’s errand; all coffee has enough caffeine.  dark roast from starbucks has very strong flavor so I think it’s occasionally worth it if I don’t make it at home.  been to a few hipster coffee shops that think they have good coffee and it’s just hot brown water. 

4 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Why did you want to like coffee though? I’ve had one cup of coffee in my life and there was booze in it. Seems like something else to spend money on. 

Good quality coffee with just as splash of milk added that doesn't need all the sugar to make it edible is actually very good for you. High in antioxidants and a healthy way to get a little energy boost and curb hunger. Now I have half a cup in the morning for breakfast with a few pieces of fruit every day and it cut down my daily calorie intake

3 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Interesting thing to note about coffee, and the dark roasted crap people drink because they think it's "strong":  the more it's roasted, the weaker it gets. Light or medium roast coffee gives you much more kick than the dark roast, and it doesn't single you out as a dumbass hipster.

Per bean this is true, but dark roasted beans have less mass so there are more of them used when brewing. The caffeine count is basically equal

7 hours ago, Junior Miller said:

Good quality coffee with just as splash of milk added that doesn't need all the sugar to make it edible is actually very good for you. High in antioxidants and a healthy way to get a little energy boost and curb hunger. Now I have half a cup in the morning for breakfast with a few pieces of fruit every day and it cut down my daily calorie intake

Good quality coffee doesn’t need the splash of milk either.

1 hour ago, formermav43 said:

Good quality coffee doesn’t need the splash of milk either.

Doesn't need it but I like it. 

10 hours ago, Junior Miller said:

Doesn't need it but I like it. 

philistine

I'm weird. I drink it straight black at home but I'll trick it up elsewhere.  Best thing about this bastardized version of keto I'm doing is heavy cream and stevia in my coffee.

On 5/11/2019 at 7:46 AM, CooterBrown said:


So you like ripe bananas?

yes, yes i do.  but most people seem to think a banana with any sort of brown on it is spoiled. 

On 5/10/2019 at 3:06 PM, Junior Miller said:

..Thai is the best Asian food...

*blocks your path*

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On 5/10/2019 at 1:27 PM, 52-80 said:

Peanut butter is stupid

You know how I can tell you have never tried it on pancakes?

On 5/14/2019 at 6:32 PM, EMAWesome said:

You know how I can tell you have never tried it on pancakes?

Also in vanilla ice cream 

6 hours ago, Etexhorn13 said:

Also in vanilla ice cream 

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I don't like cherries or anything cherry flavored like red starburst, red skittles, etc.

I like cherry flavor but not so much cherries themselves, cherry coke, pie filling(gel)... 

3 hours ago, DallasHorn26 said:

I don't like cherries or anything cherry flavored like red starburst, red skittles, etc.

Red Skittles are strawberry. 

Cherry flavoring makes me think of cough syrup we had as kids. Disgusting. 

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When it comes to artificial flavors, none of those are flavors.  The flavor is "red."  When of course, "purple" is actually the best flavor.

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42 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

When it comes to artificial flavors, none of those are flavors.  The flavor is "red."  When of course, "purple" is actually the best flavor.

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You were spoiled.  We got the singles. 

18 minutes ago, Johnny Sack said:

You were spoiled.  We got the singles. 

Sheeit, I posted my dream popsicle.  I got these:

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Except I don't think we even got the name brand.  Some cheap-ass mexican knockoffs.  Like "Otro Pops."

10 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Sheeit, I posted my dream popsicle.  I got these:

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Except I don't think we even got the name brand.  Some cheap-ass mexican knockoffs.  Like "Otro Pops."

Mom filled an ice cube tray with Kool Aid, covered it in Saran Wrap, and put toothpicks through it. Ghetto-sicles 

On 5/11/2019 at 10:45 AM, 4th&Five said:

Why did you want to like coffee though? I’ve had one cup of coffee in my life and there was booze in it. Seems like something else to spend money on. 

How do you make it through a work day? 

Mom filled an ice cube tray with Kool Aid, covered it in Saran Wrap, and put toothpicks through it. Ghetto-sicles 

I got those. But made with shitty 1970s OJ from concentrate.
11 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


I got those. But made with shitty 1970s OJ from concentrate.

so good after running around on a hot june day at the beginning of summer

3 hours ago, Deej said:

Mom filled an ice cube tray with Kool Aid, covered it in Saran Wrap, and put toothpicks through it. Ghetto-sicles 

It wasn't ghetto with no high falootin Kool Aid.  Now if you threw down with some Flava-Aid, then you had something

58 minutes ago, Tailgate said:

 Black licorice should be removed from all stores, #noracist

This is where you’re supposed to post your odd food opinions, not obvious shit that everyone already knows and understands. 

On 5/6/2019 at 10:54 PM, Longhornmaniac8 said:

Other unpopular opinions I have:

-I think In-N-Out's burgers are better than Whataburger's if we're comparing apples to apples. Fries are always disappointing, though.

-Mustard sucks as a condiment.

-Chipotle is better than Freebirds.

-Crawfish boils are boring, and crawfish aren't worth the trouble.

-Chili doesn't interest me, with or without beans.

 

Good lord.

9 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


I got those. But made with shitty 1970s OJ from concentrate.

Speaking of shitty OJ from yesteryear...

In college a buddy of mine was trying to have a girl over for a romantic date...  So we cleared out to let him have the place to himself for the evening.  Arriving home, we asked him how his date went...  He said it didn't go well, but on the bright side we had some leftovers.  It was some receipt he had found ...  Tang Chicken and it was horrible.  You could clearly see the Tang crystals on the outside the chicken.  I still give him shit about the Chicken of Astronauts.

/csb

On 5/6/2019 at 4:54 PM, Longhornmaniac8 said:

Other unpopular opinions I have:

-I think In-N-Out's burgers are better than Whataburger's if we're comparing apples to apples. Fries are always disappointing, though.

-Mustard sucks as a condiment.

-Chipotle is better than Freebirds.

-Crawfish boils are boring, and crawfish aren't worth the trouble.

-Chili doesn't interest me, with or without beans.

 

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15 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

How do you make it through a work day? 

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I like Taco Ranch for what it is.  Plain ass white people tacos with better than average chips and salsa.  

Taco Ranch: For when Torchy’s is just too authentic!

On 5/10/2019 at 1:06 PM, Junior Miller said:

 

 

Truly Authentic Chinese food sucks ass. Give me General Tso's and Szechuan Chicken all day. 

 

Spoken like someone who's never had good xiaolongtanbao. Which is, of course, mana from God.

19 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

Sheeit, I posted my dream popsicle.  I got these:

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Except I don't think we even got the name brand.  Some cheap-ass mexican knockoffs.  Like "Otro Pops."

The red green and blue were the tits with green the best. I kept hoping they'd release packages with nothing but the green. 

The purple was the worst because it tasted just like Dimetapp. 

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On 5/11/2019 at 11:39 AM, deadshank said:

Peanut butter is stupid

Peanut butter & Jelly with thick-cut bacon.  Boy!  Still a go-to when I'm hiking/hunting in the mountains.  

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