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23 hours ago, Deej said:

Mom filled an ice cube tray with Kool Aid, covered it in Saran Wrap, and put toothpicks through it. Ghetto-sicles 

Those were especially good at my aunt's house, but you had to make sure to refill the tray after you took one, so she didn't notice that one of her Everclear-soaked popsicles was missing. How she never caught on that we knew, I dunno.

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10 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

How she never caught on that we knew, I dunno.

Well, she was apparently a lush.

18 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Those were especially good at my aunt's house, but you had to make sure to refill the tray after you took one, so she didn't notice that one of her Everclear-soaked popsicles was missing. How she never caught on that we knew, I dunno.

ethanol doesn't freeze until -175 so if they were solid they weren't soaked with anything.  the alcohol evaporated off.

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Just now, elfenix said:

ethanol doesn't freeze until -175 so if they were solid they weren't soaked with anything.

I have no idea what the proportions in the recipe were, I justqaewr; asdfasd wanna fight abbutitorwhat!? Oooh... nachos.

just watched some freeze distillation videos on youtube, it can be solid enough and still have alcohol in it. though it'll drain. 

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This might sting...

Chicken Wings are the trailer trash of food. People don’t want to taste chicken, they want candy coated ranch pops to induce a diabetic coma. 

Candy coated? Ranch? What?

I want so hot I regret it the next day, and bleu cheese.

This might sting...
Chicken Wings are the trailer trash of food. People don’t want to taste chicken, they want candy coated ranch pops to induce a diabetic coma. 


Went for wings last night and finally admitted I don’t like them. Unless they’re smoked with a dry rub, I don’t want them.
Speaking of shitty OJ from yesteryear...
In college a buddy of mine was trying to have a girl over for a romantic date...  So we cleared out to let him have the place to himself for the evening.  Arriving home, we asked him how his date went...  He said it didn't go well, but on the bright side we had some leftovers.  It was some receipt he had found ...  Tang Chicken and it was horrible.  You could clearly see the Tang crystals on the outside the chicken.  I still give him shit about the Chicken of Astronauts.
/csb


Probably hoping for putang chicken.
Candy coated? Ranch? What?
I want so hot I regret it the next day, and bleu cheese.


Yeah, this.

In the words of Joey Diaz, “blue cheese or go fuck your mother”.

No ranch or blue cheese for me. If I’m eating wings, I want to eat wings, not salad dressing.

1 hour ago, Deej said:

Candy coated? Ranch? What?

I want so hot I regret it the next day, and bleu cheese.

Different side of the same coin to me. It’s a mess

48 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

No ranch or blue cheese for me. If I’m eating wings, I want to eat wings, not salad dressing.

Amen. Ranch is for salad, potato chips, and peproni rolls. And bleu cheese is for catfish bait.

the dressing is to dip the fries in

bleu cheese is french.  you're not eating french cheese.  it's blue.

1 hour ago, Thetexashammer said:

I really enjoy Fernet Branca.

Lived in the Czech Republic in the mid 90s, and that shit was like catnip for czech chicks.

When I go back to Beaumont area to fish and visit my dad, I often go to a place called Tia Juanita's where I'll have queso and seafood gumbo in the same meal. 

10 hours ago, Underdog said:

People hating on wings are trying too hard. 

Wings are a snack. Not a meal. That is all. And not a particularly good snack.

Cherry flavoring makes me think of cough syrup we had as kids. Disgusting. 

I love the taste of various cough syrups.
2 minutes ago, Patricio Swayze said:


I love the taste of various cough syrups.

I'm assuming you're talking about purple drank.  Right?  

 

Wings are the bomb. And yes I've read the meat to price ratio theories on this board by some of you cheapwads.

I'm assuming you're talking about purple drank.  Right?  
 

That too. But I did mean the various cherry, grape and berry vouch syrups of the world.
1 hour ago, SurlyORama said:

Wings are a snack. Not a meal. That is all. And not a particularly good snack.

Yeah, you’re trying too hard like the other idiot(s). 

8 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Yeah, you’re trying too hard like the other idiot(s). 

Sorry, thought "unpopular" was part of the thread title. My mistake, I guess.

2 hours ago, SurlyORama said:

Wings are a snack. Not a meal. That is all. And not a particularly good snack.

your mom is not a particularly good snack. 

16 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

This might sting...

Chicken Wings are the trailer trash of food. People don’t want to taste chicken, they want candy coated ranch pops to induce a diabetic coma. 

They are also very expensive for what you get.  

Pluckers sucks.

I'd rather have a tuna sandwich than pork ribs. Beef ribs are good; pork ribs taste like poverty and regret.

You're on a fucking roll of shitty unpopular opinions here....keep it going

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I'd rather have a tuna sandwich than pork ribs. Beef ribs are good; pork ribs taste like poverty and regret.


Yeah nothing says “high on the hog” like generic chunk tuna in water and Mrs Bairds. Squirt of Great Value mayo for you Mr Vanderbilt?
3 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I'd rather have a tuna sandwich than pork ribs. Beef ribs are good; pork ribs taste like poverty and regret.

WOW.  I have to respect this post for pushing the limits of this thread's purpose. 

Agree on the beef rib portion though, they're delicious, too.

2 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

I’d rather have a hamburger than a steak.

If it's the right goddamned burger, you're goddamned right. I want a scorpion right now, as a matter of fact.

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I'd rather have a tuna sandwich than pork ribs. Beef ribs are good; pork ribs taste like poverty and regret.


I mean, I prefer beef ribs to pork ribs, but pork ribs are still really good.

This opinion is supported by the fact that you voluntarily live in college station.
1 minute ago, South Austin said:

Do you even gumbo, bro?

Yes, and I stand by the stance despite its presence in the holy trinity. 

Raw, it conveys no flavor and is stringy. Cooked, it turns to mush easily. Basically iceberg lettuce in a different shape.

23 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Yes, and I stand by the stance despite its presence in the holy trinity. 

Raw, it conveys no flavor and is stringy. Cooked, it turns to mush easily. Basically iceberg lettuce in a different shape.

Well,  a couple hundred years of the world’s best chefs- both classically trained and self -taught Cajuns can all agree that yes- your opinion on celery is indeed unpopular 

8 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I'd rather have a tuna sandwich than pork ribs. Beef ribs are good; pork ribs taste like poverty and regret.

agreed. pork ribs often suck. too fatty, too tough to bite, never enough actual meat on a rib to make it worthy. needs to be doused in sauce

11 hours ago, CooterBrown said:

I’d rather have a hamburger than a steak.

preach it brother !

11 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Celery has negative value.

Aromatic, imo.

16 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

If it's the right goddamned burger, you're goddamned right. I want a scorpion right now, as a matter of fact.

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i want that.  where is that from?

regarding ribs, baby backs are the way to go for pork, the rest are wholly inferior

19 minutes ago, Jack Straw said:

i want that.  where is that from?

Grubb Burger Bar. One of the few decent joints in B/CS.

18 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Celery has negative value.

celery is a delivery vehicle for dip other than part of the trinity.

On 4/28/2019 at 12:36 PM, pops said:

"Cool ranch is not distributed globally. Nacho is. Even North America alone, it isn't close."

From my buddy who is a VP at Frito. 

 

Tell that asshole to bring back BBQ flavored Fritos. Thank you.

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