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  • Henry Hill
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    i hate most ipa’s and assume those who claim to love them secretly hate them too

  • New York Strip > Ribeye

  • Patricio Swayze
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    This is food related but not about food. I have come around on Guy Fieri. I am a fan. Dude is just who he is and I am sure he is aware everyone thinks he looks absurd. He just owns it.

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On 5/4/2019 at 3:18 AM, CooterBrown said:

 


Truth. Been a half dozen times and it’s been average at best each time and location. It’s worse than Denny’s.

 

You shut your whore mouth. Denny's is about the worse damn breakfast restaurant there is. Fuck Denny's and fuck you.

fucking stop writing EVOO.  and stop saying extra-virgin-olive-oil. 

i dont think ive heard or read people disclaim 'use leftover olive oil, the 3rd-pressed squeeze-everything-out kind'. 

 

98% of olive oils sold are EV.  its not saffron - theyre not expensive or rare.  EVOO is synonymous with olive oil.  so just say fucking olive oil.

 

Yeah, but it's quicker and shorter to type EVOO than "fucking olive oil."

Today, I am devastated.  Coronavirus is nothing compared to the grief I now face.  They changed the crust recipe on Pop Tarts, and now it's a crumbly shitty bland tasting mess.

Pop Tart Bites FTW.
6 hours ago, Topper13 said:

Sweet relish sucks.

We had an unopened jar in the outside fridge (I have no idea why).  Yesterday, getting a yogurt from there, my daughter knocked it out and it broke.  I heard the noise and came out, and she apologized for breaking it.  I sniffed, and said "fuck it, it was just sweet relish, we were never gonna use it."

3 hours ago, Sam Lin said:

Yeah, but it's quicker and shorter to type EVOO than "fucking olive oil."

OO my friend

And when cooking Greek, Spanish, Turkish, or italian, just oil because the type is a given

On 4/27/2020 at 6:32 PM, Dbeasy said:

Today, I am devastated.  Coronavirus is nothing compared to the grief I now face.  They changed the crust recipe on Pop Tarts, and now it's a crumbly shitty bland tasting mess.

I am still pissed off that they no longer make the blueberry ones without that god awful frosting on them.

On 4/27/2020 at 6:56 PM, ocugolf said:

New York Strip > Ribeye

Is this unpopular? I’m not a fan of ribeyes. 

12 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

I am still pissed off that they no longer make the blueberry ones without that god awful frosting on them.

What?

22 minutes ago, Underdog said:

What?

Blueberry Pop Tarts without frosting.

I no longer see these in the store. Only frosted.

I see you can get unfrosted on line however.

whoever is responsible for the decision to take rye Triscuits off the market should be publicly executed

7 hours ago, Sam Lin said:

Yeah, but it's quicker and shorter to type EVOO than "fucking olive oil."

Depends.  If you’re on a phone or tablet, it might take longer to capitalize all of the letters.

2 hours ago, Jack Straw said:

whoever is responsible for the decision to take rye Triscuits off the market should be publicly executed

Triscuits suck.

1 minute ago, workswithseed said:

Triscuits suck.

your mom's ass

13 hours ago, 52-80 said:

fucking stop writing EVOO.  and stop saying extra-virgin-olive-oil. 

i dont think ive heard or read people disclaim 'use leftover olive oil, the 3rd-pressed squeeze-everything-out kind'. 

 

98% of olive oils sold are EV.  its not saffron - theyre not expensive or rare.  EVOO is synonymous with olive oil.  so just say fucking olive oil.

 

Not unpopular

 

7 hours ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Blueberry Pop Tarts without frosting.

I no longer see these in the store. Only frosted.

I see you can get unfrosted on line however.

Unfrosted with butter on top is greatness

Edited by pops

6 minutes ago, pops said:

Unfrosted with butter on top is greatness

I frosted your mom's top last night. 

4 hours ago, workswithseed said:

Triscuits suck.

Bro, all the help I’ve given you. Now we’re out. 

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You shut your whore mouth. Denny's is about the worse damn breakfast restaurant there is. Fuck Denny's and fuck you.

Denny’s pancakes better than almost every other pancake I try. I’m certainly ashamed of it, but it’s the truth.
55 minutes ago, Jimbaround said:


Denny’s pancakes better than almost every other pancake I try. I’m certainly ashamed of it, but it’s the truth.

Where do you live? I think Old West Cafe could set you straight.

triscuits are pretty much the perfect cracker for cheese

now, when you top the smoked gouda flavored triscuit, with .... smoked gouda?  that's next level snacking right there

also - why does canada get all the boss supper flavor blasted goldfish varieties like sour cream and onion, salt & vinegar, parmesan, and colby jack, and i can find here is cheddar

2 hours ago, Jack Straw said:

also - why does canada get all the boss supper flavor blasted goldfish varieties like sour cream and onion, salt & vinegar, parmesan, and colby jack, and i can find here is cheddar

Thailand has all sorts of cool flavors. This one tastes nothing like lobster and isn't spicy:

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fucking stop writing EVOO.  and stop saying extra-virgin-olive-oil. 

i dont think ive heard or read people disclaim 'use leftover olive oil, the 3rd-pressed squeeze-everything-out kind'. 

 

98% of olive oils sold are EV.  its not saffron - theyre not expensive or rare.  EVOO is synonymous with olive oil.  so just say fucking olive oil.

 

I blame rachel ray, who didn't save any syllables because she immediately explained that "ee vee oh oh" was her shorthand for extra virgin olive oil.

 

Blueberry Pop Tarts without frosting.
I no longer see these in the store. Only frosted.
I see you can get unfrosted on line however.
Why would anyone get unfrosted?
Blueberry Pop Tarts without frosting.
I no longer see these in the store. Only frosted.
I see you can get unfrosted on line however.
Why would anyone get unfrosted?
Why would anyone get unfrosted?

Why would anyone get unfrosted?

Because you’re not 8 years old
Because you’re not 8 years old
18 hours ago, pops said:

Not unpopular

 

Unfrosted with butter on top is greatness

That is exactly the way I used to eat them and with a cold glass of milk. 


Because you’re not 8 years old
Because you’re not 8 years old
I'm sorry you like buttered cardboard

Because you’re not 8 years old
Because you’re not 8 years old
I'm sorry you like buttered cardboard
15 hours ago, Sam Lin said:

Thailand has all sorts of cool flavors. This one tastes nothing like lobster and isn't spicy:

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I liked these:

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23 hours ago, ChickenSandwich said:

The only edible form of Tuna is steak. 
 

The canned chum is worse than cat food  

 

Toro would like a word with you, although I do still prefer most other sushi to tuna offerings 

Edited by Hank_Hill

On 4/29/2020 at 2:01 PM, workswithseed said:

Triscuits suck.

Yeah, that’s total bullshit.  You are obviously a Wheat Thins guy.  

I don’t want to get flamed in the Beer thread. Miller High Life is pretty solid. Picked up a 12 pack of bottles for $7.99.

You know...that’s the champagne of beers.
21 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:


You know...that’s the champagne of beers.

Pearl is definitely better. 

I’d say the GOAT cheap beer is Yuengling. Honorable mention to Old Style. 

Some years ago, I used my fake ID to buy an Old Style at Cubs game. One of the best beers of my life. 

Edited by billfromlaketravis

1 hour ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I don’t want to get flamed in the Beer thread. Miller High Life is pretty solid. Picked up a 12 pack of bottles for $7.99.

RIP, Big Man. 

On 4/29/2020 at 10:25 PM, Sam Lin said:

Thailand has all sorts of cool flavors. This one tastes nothing like lobster and isn't spicy:

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those sound tasty - although i am talking about goldfish, not chips

16 hours ago, billfromlaketravis said:

I don’t want to get flamed in the Beer thread. Miller High Life is pretty solid. Picked up a 12 pack of bottles for $7.99.

anyone gives you shit for drinking drinking the champagne of beers, you tell em to fuck right off. you don't have to worry about it because anyone that would give a man shit for drinking high life has certainly never been in a fight. 

On 4/29/2020 at 8:04 PM, Jack Straw said:

triscuits are pretty much the perfect cracker for cheese

which cheese, kraft singles?  the fuck is wrong with you?

 

and you clowns eating pop tarts should take a long look in the mirror and reevaluate some things. 

4 hours ago, futureman said:

which cheese, kraft singles?  

no, stupid. I gave an example in the post you respond to.  now show yourself out and shut the fuck up.  

2 hours ago, Jack Straw said:

no, stupid. I gave an example in the post you respond to.  now show yourself out and shut the fuck up.  

you’re pretty touchy about your triscuits.  how about you have another juice box and calm down.

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