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  • Henry Hill
    Henry Hill

    i hate most ipa’s and assume those who claim to love them secretly hate them too

  • New York Strip > Ribeye

  • Patricio Swayze
    Patricio Swayze

    This is food related but not about food. I have come around on Guy Fieri. I am a fan. Dude is just who he is and I am sure he is aware everyone thinks he looks absurd. He just owns it.

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1 hour ago, utee94 said:

Yup, has cucumber in it, so... also gross.

Just a little Greek yogurt with some oilive oil, lemon juice, garlic, and dill works wonders in its place, tastes so much better without any disgusting cucumber flavor.

 

Do you like watermelon?

43 minutes ago, Angry Gorilla said:

Tomatoes (when not in a sauce) are disgusting.

White wine sucks.

 

cold chablis and some briney raw oysters.  checkmate.

1 hour ago, SimonBolivar said:

Do you like watermelon?

It's ok.  I'm indifferent really.  But I really dislike the cloying sweetness of cantaloupe.

Yup, has cucumber in it, so... also gross.
Just a little Greek yogurt with some oilive oil, lemon juice, garlic, and dill works wonders in its place, tastes so much better without any disgusting cucumber flavor.
 

You must really hate Bud Light then.

Kerby Lane Cafe sucks donkey ass.

And drumroll please......breakfast tacos/burritos are highly overrated.

Agee with the giant burritos suck, hate that cant find a breakfast taco in california. The taco is a superior vessel in every way

1 hour ago, HouTex said:


You must really hate Bud Light then.

I certainly did the last time I tried it, which would be something like 25 years ago.

7 hours ago, BayouBill said:

I would put A1 sauce on the greatest steak ever cooked in the all of human history. 

you win!

58 minutes ago, Smax said:

Agee with the giant burritos suck, hate that cant find a breakfast taco in california. The taco is a superior vessel in every way

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Nope tacos are better, the big ball of dough at the end of a burrito is gross

 

For breakfast, I want a bacon egg and cheese taco and a chorizo potato eggs cheese one, I have the option for different taste. With a burrito you're fucked cant get the different flavors,just everything in one or you're missing something

 

Tacos 》 Burrito FACT

 

 

New Mexico red chili posole is the best stew/soup in the world. 

Ribeyes are overrated. I’d rather have a NY Strip or a filet.

25 minutes ago, Shaddie said:

New Mexico red chili posole is the best stew/soup in the world. 

This may or may not be true, but now I'm craving a bowl of it.

Freddy's double burger is better than Whataburger. 

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When I drink a Sangria, I am not a homosexual.

Sirloins should be cooked medium (not medium-rare.)

Ketchup is fine on a hotdog.

I make home-made Skyline chili.  It's chili with LOTS of hamburger on top of egg noodles.  Fight me.

27 minutes ago, Hate said:

Ribeyes are overrated. I’d rather have a NY Strip or a filet.

Agree and I'll double down on that.  Why the hell do people order steaks at restaurants when it most likely won't be cooked as perfectly as you can do at home? 

6 minutes ago, bigcigar said:

Breakfast tacos don’t require eggs

Truth.  Potatoes pan fried with chorizo, onions, and serranos is the best breakfast taco.

 

1 hour ago, Hate said:

Ribeyes are overrated. I’d rather have a NY Strip or a filet.

Yeah I dont get the rib eye > filet crowd.

A filet is a fucking filet and when done right is the best steak you can get imo

55 minutes ago, Shaddie said:

Freddy's double burger is better than Whataburger. 

Hmmmm.   This is an interesting post.  I love my running W but Freddy's is damn good.  

9 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:

Crinkle cut fries are the best fries.

You ever have the crinkle cut fries at Braum’s? Had those and dipped them in a chocolate shake nearly every week growing up in DFW.

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

Yeah I dont get the rib eye > filet crowd.

A filet is a fucking filet and when done right is the best steak you can get imo

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Yeah I dont get the rib eye > filet crowd.
A filet is a fucking filet and when done right is the best steak you can get imo
Theres a reason most filets are served with sauce

^
Because Cube Steak is the superior cut as we all know beef arrives in 4x4x4" sections?  

4 hours ago, Shaddie said:

New Mexico red chili posole is the best stew/soup in the world. 

This is the antithesis of this thread.

8 hours ago, Lobo said:

^
Because Cube Steak is the superior cut as we all know beef arrives in 4x4x4" sections?  

Still don’t know what cube steak is, I see.

On ‎4‎/‎20‎/‎2019 at 12:54 PM, po elvis said:

ok i will be the one to do it.

Whataburger is a below average fast food burger.

Very unremarkable take.  It's mass produced fast food.  I guess I'd grab a burger there over McDonalds, Wendy's or Burger King, but since I'm no longer a poor college student, the answer is none of the above if I want a quality hamburger. 

15 hours ago, Smax said:

Agee with the giant burritos suck, hate that cant find a breakfast taco in california. The taco is a superior vessel in every way

There's nothing unpopular or incorrect about this opinion.  

20 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

There is not a single redeeming thing about corn. (snip)

How are you making your frito pies without corn?  I love frito pies.  Not unpopular except to those that don't like corn, and thus presumably deliciously fried corn chips.  Add some raw diced red onion and mustard with your chili and fritos.

11 hours ago, Henry Hill said:

You ever have the crinkle cut fries at Braum’s? Had those and dipped them in a chocolate shake nearly every week growing up in DFW.

Nope but sounds like I need to fix that. 

This thread has exposed me to levels of pickiness I never experienced when my kids were toddlers.  Mind blowing shit really.

Good job fellas.

On 4/21/2019 at 9:53 AM, Lobo said:

I'll never wrap my head around how Texas "Men" can go on and on about their hunting prowess, their gun collection, how good they were at football in high school, etc., etc., etc.  And then eat mayonnaise.  

Well, other than shooting at (and usually missing) squirrels and rabbits on the farm as a kid, I've never hunted in my life. My collection of guns is one old ass 20 gauge (the same one I shot at rabbits with over 30 years ago as a kid. I lost the 22 somewhere along the years). I was fourth or fifth on the depth chart as a receiver in HS in an offense that was geared around the idea of 3 yards and a cloud of dust.

But by gawd, I can eat me some mayo covered fries.

56 minutes ago, MalibuSheriff said:

Manhattan Clam Chowder far superior to New England Clam Chowder.

 

No. 

19 hours ago, 52-80 said:

To contrast, places where my gluttony is assuredly satisfied: Spain, and Malaysia/Singapore

 

 

If by "Spain" you mean the Basque region of Spain, you are 100% correct.

2 hours ago, South Austin said:

Very unremarkable take.  It's mass produced fast food.  I guess I'd grab a burger there over McDonalds, Wendy's or Burger King, but since I'm no longer a poor college student, the answer is none of the above if I want a quality hamburger. 

You just named 3 large fast food chains that you’d take Whataburger over. That’s a strong indicator that it’s not, in fact, “a below average fast food burger.” 

11 hours ago, Smax said:
13 hours ago, ztejas said:
Yeah I dont get the rib eye > filet crowd.
A filet is a fucking filet and when done right is the best steak you can get imo

Theres a reason most filets are served with sauce

That hasn't been my experience but okay. 

Steaks - well done and lean

gravy is disgusting 

Mayo/salad dressing is disgusting

Tomato sauce on pasta and pizza is always used too heavily. Usually skip it on pasta. 

15 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

If by "Spain" you mean the Basque region of Spain, you are 100% correct.

It's the best yes but you also can't do wrong with any of the others e.g. Galician pulpo

17 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

You just named 3 large fast food chains that you’d take Whataburger over. That’s a strong indicator that it’s not, in fact, “a below average fast food burger.” 

Or, it could be an indicator that Whataburger, in fact, joins McDonalds, Wendy's, and Burger King in the "below average fast food burger" category.  Being better than those other three joints is nothing to brag about.

35 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

Well, other than shooting at (and usually missing) squirrels and rabbits on the farm as a kid, I've never hunted in my life. My collection of guns is one old ass 20 gauge (the same one I shot at rabbits with over 30 years ago as a kid. I lost the 22 somewhere along the years). I was fourth or fifth on the depth chart as a receiver in HS in an offense that was geared around the idea of 3 yards and a cloud of dust.

But by gawd, I can eat me some mayo covered fries.

I'm not really understanding the contention that it's somehow more manly to like certain condiments and turn your nose up at others than it is to like them all.

8 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Or, it could be an indicator that Whataburger, in fact, joins McDonalds, Wendy's, and Burger King in the "below average fast food burger" category.  Being better than those other three joints is nothing to brag about.

But they’re all fast food. That’s a category to itself. Maybe you can name a bunch of fast food burgers you’d prefer to Whataburger, but when you name 3 of the largest chains and say you’d take it over them, you’re trending by definition to it not being “below average.”

Your talk about a quality burger more generally is a digression.

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8 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Or, it could be an indicator that Whataburger, in fact, joins McDonalds, Wendy's, and Burger King in the "below average fast food burger" category.  Being better than those other three joints is nothing to brag about.

Then what is an average or above average fast food burger? 

5 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

But they’re all fast food. That’s a category to itself. Maybe you can name a bunch of fast food burgers you’d prefer to Whataburger, but when you name 3 of the largest chains and say you’d take it over them, you’re trending by definition to it not being “below average.”

Your talk about a quality burger more generally is a digression.

Your mom is a digression.

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