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55 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:

Cilantro ruins almost everything.

not unpopular. i try to get the cilantro bites out of the way first

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46 minutes ago, d.plainview872 said:

The culinary world would be superior without salt, 

you’re a fucking neanderthal.  bar none the most unbelievable post in the whole goddamn thread.  what the fuck is wrong with you you fucking ingrate. 

Cilantro ruins almost everything.

Damn my world would suck if I hated cilantro
On 4/20/2019 at 11:25 PM, ztejas said:

This is the best way to eat fries. I don't think it's underrated or that people don't like it, I just think that it isn't a "popular" way to eat fries. 

So, great contribution.

When given the chance, I prefer tartar sauce with fries over any other condiment. 

3 hours ago, Zepol87 said:


Damn my world would suck if I hated cilantro

Apparently it's a real thing. Some people were cursed with fucked up taste buds and cilantro tastes like soap to them. Poor bastards. 

On 4/23/2019 at 11:29 PM, Ths71 said:


My Chili snob friends turn their noses up at anyone who would make chili using a “kit”


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How hard is it to quasi-measure out different spices and dump them in a pot?  You gotta be some kind of lazy to need a "kit".

The culinary world would be superior without salt, onions, cilantro, and vinegar.
What in the hell? So you prefer food with no flavor I see.
11 hours ago, Deej said:

Cake sucks. Pie every day.

It is impossible to be more wrong than this.

Prefer pie but not turning down a slice of German chocolate or carrot cake. 

6 hours ago, Zepol87 said:


Damn my world would suck if I hated cilantro

Same. 

15 hours ago, baboso said:

Bourbon.  Posole.  Tortillas.

Ok let me rephrase. Eating corn in its recognizable form is fucking disgusting.

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Prefer pie but not turning down a slice of German chocolate or carrot cake. 

Yep had some carrot cake on monday and man when made well it is so damn good

8 hours ago, Zepol87 said:


Damn my world would suck if I hated cilantro

in small-ish amounts cilantro is great for me but in large amounts it tastes exactly like ivory dishsoap

Yea I remember we had a thread on TOS about it and it was honestly the first I had ever heard that cilantro tasting like that was a thing. 

There'a a certain percentage of the population with weird, mutated taste buds, that perceive the flavor of cilantro as soap.

I pity those sad losers.  Fat, drunk, stupid, and tasting cilantro incorrectly is no way to go through life, son.

How hard is it to quasi-measure out different spices and dump them in a pot?  You gotta be some kind of lazy to need a "kit".

Actually I’m various kinds of lazy.


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Five Guys is assmydude, especially at their price point. Burgers are average and not even the Cajun dust can save their limpdick fries.

Five Guys is assmydude, especially at their price point. Burgers are average and not even the Cajun dust can save their limpdick fries.

I can get behind this.
24 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Five Guys is assmydude, especially at their price point. Burgers are average and not even the Cajun dust can save their limpdick fries.

I thought this was a popular opinion. 

Transplants like it, us locals know better.

Plain avocados are boring as hell and have no flavor. 

20 hours ago, Mr.Hovis said:

All seafood is real and spectacular!

I'm totally onboard with all other types of seafood. Can't do those two, though.

Just now, Underdog said:

Corn is disgusting?  God almighty. 

In your shit...yea

47 minutes ago, Angry Gorilla said:

The work/reward ratio isn't worth it for crawfish

80% of it is the social aspect and it still tastes damn good.

10 hours ago, RMac5 said:

Twizzlers suck.

truthfact

On 4/24/2019 at 2:20 PM, mushroomface said:

Clams and oysters are awful.

Yeah, I'm not eating this.

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Coffee is terrible


Black coffee is terrible. /no racist

pineapple makes perfect sense on pizza.

 

 

 

 

 

 

jk whoever got that idea first should perish in hell

14 hours ago, RMac5 said:

Twizzlers suck.

All licorice sucks.  It's like eating a flavored candle. 

51 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

All licorice sucks.  It's like eating a flavored candle. 

Do you mean the chewy things, of whatever flavor, as opposed to anise-flavored candy, of whatever type (hard, chewy, etc.?).  Because although often called "licorice," the chewy things aren't licorice, most especially not the various red ones.  The black ones are "licorice flavored."

10 hours ago, Jack Straw said:

in small-ish amounts cilantro is great for me but in large amounts it tastes exactly like ivory dishsoap

Why do you eat ivory dish soap though?

6 hours ago, Angry Gorilla said:

The work/reward ratio isn't worth it for crawfish

 

5 hours ago, Angry Gorilla said:

Coffee is terrible

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1 hour ago, Sbbruin said:

All licorice sucks.  It's like eating a flavored candle. 

I'm mighty fine with licorice in the form of pastis, anis, sambuca, and absinthe.

I didn't read pages 2-4, but I'm gonna run with the ranch thought on Page 1. 

White sauce - any kind of it - is nauseatingly disgusting. Ranch. Sour cream. Mayo. Cream cheese. Alfredo. Hollaindaise. Barf to all of it. If they use mayo or cream to thicken up other kind of sauce. Barf to that also. 

4 minutes ago, Baboontyme said:

I didn't read pages 2-4, but I'm gonna run with the ranch thought on Page 1. 

White sauce - any kind of it - is nauseatingly disgusting. Ranch. Sour cream. Mayo. Cream cheese. Alfredo. Hollaindaise. Barf to all of it. If they use mayo or cream to thicken up other kind of sauce. Barf to that also. 

Hollandaise isn’t white.

2 minutes ago, Baboontyme said:

It's close enough. 🤢

It's fucking eggs, butter and lemon juice....

2 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

It's fucking eggs, butter and lemon juice....

And your point? What's in mayo? The consistency is dose nasty. 

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

It's fucking eggs, butter and lemon juice....

Yeah, all the white stuff. 

I cannot imagine not liking all the white things baboon listed.

1 minute ago, Baboontyme said:

And your point? What's in mayo? The consistency is dose nasty. 

Hey it's your unpopular opinion....it just ain't white

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