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  • Henry Hill
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    i hate most ipa’s and assume those who claim to love them secretly hate them too

  • New York Strip > Ribeye

  • Patricio Swayze
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    This is food related but not about food. I have come around on Guy Fieri. I am a fan. Dude is just who he is and I am sure he is aware everyone thinks he looks absurd. He just owns it.

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On 4/23/2019 at 12:01 PM, Smax said:

Really?

Steak au poivre or sauce bearnaise doesnt ring any bells.

Probably the 2 most common ways a filet is served in any decent steakhouse or restaurant, or the chain driven wrapped in bacon.

I can dig a filet from time to time but due to how lean it is it lacks the flavor of a rib eye and strip

Not sure what kind of sizzler bonanza salt grass shit you’re eating at, but every good restaurant that serves those steak toppings has it available as an add-on to any of their steaks...not just the filets.  You should should try a “decent steakhouse” sometime

Eating Blue crabs suck...  I grew up on the Chesapeake bay...  sitting around drinking beer...sure.  Why ruin that with crabs?

Me too but I love fried blue crab sangwiches
Japanese food in general is shit.

Why do you think this




- breakfast tacos are better with a strip of bacon (not pieces) and should have re-fried beans


The "food things you're completely right about" thread is over there
3 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Japanese food in general is shit.

I agree, regarding their noodles and soup, most of their flavor profiles just don't sit well with my pallet.  

On 4/25/2019 at 9:59 PM, UTGrad98 said:

When we go eat at del friscos or Perry’s or wherever I have no shame . I order the filet and ask for a-1 or bournaise sauce on the side. 

Gwow.

Japanese food in general is shit.

Agreed. It’s really bland compared to any other Asian cuisine. They’re the white people of Asia.
13 hours ago, Landomatic said:

Not sure what kind of sizzler bonanza salt grass shit you’re eating at, but every good restaurant that serves those steak toppings has it available as an add-on to any of their steaks...not just the filets.  You should should try a “decent steakhouse” sometime

 

Ive eaten at more decent steakhouse with bills more then your mortgage then youve had whataburger

On 4/26/2019 at 11:57 AM, Ollie Slatt said:

After reading the most overrated restaurants in Austin thread, I realized some of my food opinions may be unpopular.  Here goes: 

- breakfast tacos are better with a strip of bacon (not pieces) and should have re-fried beans

- The influx of "Californians" to Austin is making the food better -- not worse

- y mas is the most overrated restaurant in Austin (at least by Surly) 

 

Bean/bacon  bean/egg bean/cheese are fucking awesome tacos

1 hour ago, Smax said:

 

Ive eaten at more decent steakhouse with bills more then your mortgage then youve had whataburger

Which one of us is having a stroke?

9 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Japanese food in general is shit.

Go to hell and die

On 4/21/2019 at 1:52 PM, Surly Bevo said:

Uhhh Chicken Fried Steak isn’t made with some prime cut of steak...it’s cube steak typically sourced from the round (you know the ass end of the cow)

This.  Just like brisket and fajitas it is about making a poor cut of meat tender and delicious.

Edited by ShaggyBevo RIP

On 4/25/2019 at 10:35 AM, utee94 said:

There'a a certain percentage of the population with weird, mutated taste buds, that perceive the flavor of cilantro as soap.

I pity those sad losers.  Fat, drunk, stupid, and tasting cilantro incorrectly is no way to go through life, son.

It is just under 20% of Caucasians and is related to the OR6A2 gene and how that gene affects taste receptors. http://mentalfloss.com/article/91060/why-does-cilantro-taste-soap-some-people

On 4/25/2019 at 7:47 PM, spystud13 said:

Someone find their sales figures, have a feeling Nacho Cheese would be blisteringly far ahead. 

 

"Cool ranch is not distributed globally. Nacho is. Even North America alone, it isn't close."

From my buddy who is a VP at Frito. 

 

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Steak, in general, is overrated.  I'll take a kickass burger instead.

I like Buffalo Wild Wings (although they have gone down in quality in recent years.)

11 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Japanese food in general is shit.

who the hell doesn't love karaage

43 minutes ago, Parliament said:

 

I like Buffalo Wild Wings (although they have gone down in quality in recent years.)

Indeed a shit opinion. Never trust a carpeted restaurant.

1 hour ago, pops said:

 

From my buddy who is a VP at Frito. 

 

Tell his lousy ass I want BBQ Frito's back!  And no, motherfucker, Honey BBQ Fritos are NOT nearly as good.  People should have lost their jobs over that travesty!

maple syrup is disgusting in every respect and people who put it on meat (fried chicken, dip their bacon or ham or breakfast sausage in it, etc) should be executed on the spot 

9 minutes ago, Jack Straw said:

maple syrup is disgusting in every respect and people who put it on meat (fried chicken, dip their bacon or ham or breakfast sausage in it, etc) should be executed on the spot 

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14 minutes ago, Jack Straw said:

maple syrup is disgusting in every respect and people who put it on meat (fried chicken, dip their bacon or ham or breakfast sausage in it, etc) should be executed on the spot 

Real maple syrup is fantastic. Most of what you get now is maple flavored corn syrup, and it is disgusting.

Thread is awesome. Anytime I feel my BP getting a little low I just swing by and get it back up to 180/110 right where it needs to be. 

1 hour ago, Jack Straw said:

maple syrup is disgusting in every respect and people who put it on meat (fried chicken, dip their bacon or ham or breakfast sausage in it, etc) should be executed on the spot 

Yep. I don't care it is right out of the tree boiled up fresh in a shed out back. Maple is a horribe flavor. 

Which one of you puts syrup on your eggs? I know there's at least two of you. 

Which one of you puts syrup on your eggs? I know there's at least two of you. 


This reminded me that I used to put syrup on toast when I was a wee lad.
5 hours ago, pops said:

"Cool ranch is not distributed globally. Nacho is. Even North America alone, it isn't close."

From my buddy who is a VP at Frito. 

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3 hours ago, Jack Straw said:

maple syrup is disgusting in every respect and people who put it on meat (fried chicken, dip their bacon or ham or breakfast sausage in it, etc) should be executed on the spot 

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I don't believe a breakfast taco MUST have beans.

Apparently that makes me a freaking heretic.

 

Wings are very overrated.

On crawfish, I used to love them, but have moved over to the side that really only enjoys the social aspect. They are way too expensive and way too much work for what they are.

Blue (bleu) cheese is a fucking abomination.  Took a bite by mistake today (mixed in a salad) and hit to spit that shit out.

6 hours ago, Deej said:

Real maple syrup is fantastic. Most of what you get now is maple flavored corn syrup, and it is disgusting.

You can buy real maple syrup at Costco, Trader Joe's, Whole Foods and probably just about every chain grocery store in Texas, including HEB when it's open.

Yeah, but grab waffles or pancakes out and they put the shitty stuff out on the table.

7 hours ago, Jack Straw said:

maple syrup is disgusting in every respect and people who put it on meat (fried chicken, dip their bacon or ham or breakfast sausage in it, etc) should be executed on the spot 

In a thread overflowing with wrong, the wrongness of your post stands out like no other.  Congrats -- that's what this thread is for.      

9 hours ago, Deej said:

Yeah, but grab waffles or pancakes out and they put the shitty stuff out on the table.

Just bring your own.

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On 4/25/2019 at 12:16 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

Five Guys is assmydude, especially at their price point. Burgers are average and not even the Cajun dust can save their limpdick fries.

Skip the burger at Five Guys and go for the dog. They slice it lengthwise and grill it on the flat grill. Then you add all of the sauteed onions, japs, mushrooms, etc.

I just had my annual Five Guys hot dog last week.

Butter Pecan syrup for this guy(Ihop). 

Poutine is delicious. 

I make no apologies for liking wings, 5 guys, Torchy's, etc...

 

16 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

Which one of you puts syrup on your eggs? I know there's at least two of you. 

Hi

24 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Butter Pecan syrup for this guy(Ihop). 

Poutine is delicious. 

I make no apologies for liking wings, 5 guys, Torchy's, etc...

 

With you on the Butter Pecan.

Your other opinions relegate you to being white trash with long greasy hair.

14 minutes ago, HenryJames said:

With you on the Butter Pecan.

Your other opinions relegate you to being white trash with long greasy hair.

....

Man, I fucking love blue cheese, in all of its forms and ways to consume.  Plain, on a salad, with walnuts and honey as a dessert.  I love all the stinky cheeses.

4 hours ago, HornOnTheBayou said:

Just bring your own.

Image result for seinfeld maple syrup

Ahem...

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