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#6552
1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:


WHAAAAAAAT?????


I clicked a 4th time just in case, no nudes

 

also,

Video of an exoatmospheric intercept. This defense tool intercepts and destroys the missile while it is still in space, outside the Eath’s atmosphere. Amazing. #AmYisraelChai

 

#6553

Oh hai

1) House Majority Leader Steve Scalise (R-LA) tells Fox the House is shifting its legislative docket next week to deal exclusively with the crisis in the Middle East. Scalise says the House is jettisoning “themed” legislation focusing on attempt by the Biden Administration to…

 

Chaser

You mean this Steve?

 

#6554
5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


I clicked a 4th time just in case, no nudes

 

also,

Video of an exoatmospheric intercept. This defense tool intercepts and destroys the missile while it is still in space, outside the Eath’s atmosphere. Amazing. #AmYisraelChai

 

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#6555
30 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

What is trump going to say about this ?

no way in hell putin is team isreal 

Putin is team conflict - anything to distract the U.S. and cause division. He buys weapons from Iran and he wants to keep that pipeline alive and kicking. But he really doesn’t give a single flying fuck about who’s right or who’s wrong in the conflict. He only cares about how he can exploit it to further his own ends. 

#6556
1 minute ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Putin is team conflict - anything to distract the U.S. and cause division. He buys weapons from Iran and he wants to keep that pipeline alive and kicking. But he really doesn’t give a single flying fuck about who’s right or who’s wrong in the conflict. He only cares about how he can exploit it to further his own ends. 

Henry Kissinger would be proud.

#6557
18 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

Oh hai

1) House Majority Leader Steve Scalise (R-LA) tells Fox the House is shifting its legislative docket next week to deal exclusively with the crisis in the Middle East. Scalise says the House is jettisoning “themed” legislation focusing on attempt by the Biden Administration to…

 

Chaser

You mean this Steve?

 

Wtf that looks like some deranged plot to win the housewife vote 

#6558
תיעוד: שיגורים מעל כיפת הסלע

 

#6559
7 hours ago, Brisketexan said:


They didn’t “deliberately provoke Iran.” Iran has been waging a “proxy” war (and sometimes, really not bothering with the “proxy” part) against Israel for a long-ass time. Iranian backed strikes against Israel are a regular thing. Israel’s return strikes have NOT been to assets on Iranian soil. Objectively, Israel has been restrained with respect to Iran (note the qualifier - I am just speaking to Israel’s actions regarding Iran).
They hit Iranian assets hard last week. Iran wants to hit back. This shit was always going to happen. Sorry, the fucking burden here is on Iran. It has ZERO natural reason to be at war with Israel. It’s a psychotic islamofascist war they’ve been waging for deranged reasons. Fuck em.

I think Israel cynically attacked the embassy in Syria to provoke this shit.

Are they wrong to want to strike at Iran? No. Iran is conducting violent operations against Israel. In a vacuum, I would always support Israel over the theocratic tyranny in Iran. 

It is Israel's choice of targets that raises my eyebrow.

I really want the US out of this fucking shit. Israel is not a state in the union. Trying to cast this as good guys versus bad guys is American naivete at it's worst and most dangerous. Israel is slaughtering Gazans and calling it a war. Iran is supporting attacks on Israel which kill Israelis.

I suppose it's good that a number of countries united to augment Israel's air defenses. It's defensive and saved lives. I wouldn't commit to much else.

7 hours ago, Brian Fantana said:

I don't disagree, but even Israel's own intel pointed to Iranian retaliation being extremely likely before they struck that embassy in Syria.

With all they've got going on, can they really stretch themselves far enough to escalate and sustain an external conflict right now?

My main issue is how many American weapons and dollars are being used here. That and everyone over there just being dead set on wiping each other out while we sit to the side and toss dollar bills like we just rolled up hood rich to Chicas Bonitas.

I agree with a lot of this. 

I've read all the posts to this point. The above exchange should not be forgotten in war fervor. I don't want American soldiers fighting in this conflict. I would only commit to helping Israel when evidence arose that they might be overrun. I don't want that country destroyed.

Maybe we could deliberate about what we would do with the same alacrity the West is using to do anything to keep Gaza from being overrun and turned into an epic act of cruelty. We wouldn't wait until Israelis were huddling in refugee camps watching their children suffer, starve, and die. We shouldn't do that with Gaza. 

I hate being involved in this shit fire.

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#6560
3 hours ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

All I have learned from flipping the news channels this afternoon.

CNN/BBC/MSNBC- Iran fired weapons at Israel and a war is breaking out.

Fox News- Iran fired weapons at Israel and it is all Joe Biden’s fault and if Trump was president none of this would have happened and the whole world would be filled with rainbows and unicorns.  Half the country watches that shit and nods along is what is so infuriating. 

https://www.yahoo.com/news/iran-has-reportedly-launched-a-drone-attack-on-israel-how-we-got-here-and-what-happens-next-210336502.html
Tensions have long simmered and flared between Iran and Israel. Iran has been accused of providing funding and support to militant groups like Hamas and Hezbollah to help facilitate attacks on Israel.

But Saturday's attack came less than two weeks after a suspected Israeli strike on the Iranian embassy in Damascus, Syria. The attack killed seven of Iran’s military advisers, including three senior commanders.

Although the attack took place outside Iran, it may as well have been a direct hit on the country. Diplomatic compounds, including embassies and consulates, are generally considered sovereign territory of the country they represent and are afforded certain protections. However, during times of war or conflict, diplomatic compounds may become targets for attacks by opposing forces. These attacks are usually condemned by the international community, and when they do occur in conflict zones, it often leads to diplomatic tensions — and potential repercussions.

Saturday's attack came amid the ongoing war between Hamas and Israel, although Iran does not take responsibility for aiding Hamas during its attack on Oct. 7 that killed 1,200 Israelis.

#6561

It was an interesting strategy.

“Dear Zionists. We are sending a bunch of slow moving drones your way. They should be there in 4-5 hours. There is no way you can shoot down our very slow moving drones with your primitive F35 planes and GtA defenses. This is your final warning. Sometime in the next few hours your shit will be on blast.”

#6562
This is an amazing story by @talshalev1: Ahead of a possible attack from Iran Netanyahu moved over the weekend to the house of Simon Falic in Jerusalem which according to previous reports has a fortified bunker. Falic is a U.S. billionaire, a GOP donor and the owner of Duty Free… https://t.co/H70nQ5uyNI

 

#6563
3 hours ago, 956 Worldwide said:

We had gotten to a point where Biden was talking about conditioning aid to Israel and seeing opinion shift in a big way against Israel and then Iran launches a major attack that accomplishes nothing except probably shaking loose a huge Israel aid package.  Lol, maybe the Zionists do control the world, even the ayatollahs. 

It's like the plot of an F-tier Clancy novel tbh

#6564
It was an interesting strategy.

“Dear Zionists. We are sending a bunch of slow moving drones your way. They should be there in 4-5 hours. There is no way you can shoot down our very slow moving drones with your primitive F35 planes and GtA defenses. This is your final warning. Sometime in the next few hours your shit will be on blast.”

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#6565
7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
This is an amazing story by @talshalev1: Ahead of a possible attack from Iran Netanyahu moved over the weekend to the house of Simon Falic in Jerusalem which according to previous reports has a fortified bunker. Falic is a U.S. billionaire, a GOP donor and the owner of Duty Free… https://t.co/H70nQ5uyNI

 

I like to stop at the duty free shop. 

#6566
17 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

 

 


The world is in flames…and ho’s gonna ho. This is the way.

 

 

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#6568

Joe told Bibi he'll be on his own in any counterattack.

https://www.axios.com/2024/04/14/biden-netanyahu-iran-israel-us-wont-support

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President Biden told Israeli prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu during a call on Saturday that the U.S. won't support any Israeli counterattack against Iran, a senior White House official told Axios.

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Behind the scenes: Biden told Netanyahu the joint defensive efforts by Israel, the U.S. and other countries in the region led to the failure of the Iranian attack, according to the White House official.

"You got a win. Take the win," Biden told Netanyahu, according to the official.

The official said that when Biden told Netanyahu that the U.S. will not participate in any offensive operations against Iran and will not support such operations, Netanyahu said he understood.

U.S. Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin spoke on Saturday with his Israeli counterpart Yoav Gallant and asked that Israel notify the U.S. ahead of any response against Iran, a senior Israeli official said.

 

#6570

Good write up here …

First, while the missile raid was targeted and calibrated in nature, it constituted a massive assault clearly intended to overwhelm Israel's missile defense system.In my opinion, this was more comprehensive than what you would typically classify as a "signalling strike". 2/11

 

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#6571
17 hours ago, bolverk said:

When I was still on Twitter, I remember one of those OSINTdefender accounts ended up being one that spread Russian propaganda. It looked virtually identical to another legitimate OSINTdefender account. 


that account is also followed by some navy people I follow, looks real to me

#6572
Source: https://t.co/fUHGvMNT2o


maybe this deal deescalates ?

#6573

My thoughts were it would be a show hit, Israel cannot really hit Iran without shit really going up. So the IAF will focus on Syria and Lebanon when they want to do something vs. Proxies.

 

#6574
43 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


that account is also followed by some navy people I follow, looks real to me

That's cool. I just recall at one point, I was following two accounts that looked virtually identical with the exact same little logo/icon as the profile pic and both with the name OSINTdefender and realized after a while that one of them was parroting Kremlin talking points. 

Obviously, I only brought it up in the context that someone commented, and I didn't see it reported anywhere, that no one else was saying that US troops were also under attack. 

#6575
4 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

My thoughts were it would be a show hit, Israel cannot really hit Iran without shit really going up. So the IAF will focus on Syria and Lebanon when they want to do something vs. Proxies.

Yeah, Israel regained a bit of moral high ground yesterday with the attack, which was demonstrated by Jordan and Iraq closing their airspace and the former assisting in defending them. While Israel could bypass Jordan by flying over Syria, they wouldn't be able to avoid flying over Iraq. It seems that the Israeli Air Force would have the air superiority advantage over both of them; I do think it's a risk, and I also don't know if Russia has any air assets in Syria nor whether they'd intervene in protecting Iran (their ally in the Ukraine war). So, that's a consideration. And that doesn't even take into account the risks of escalation in a direct confrontation between Iran and Israel. 

If Israel were able to pull off taking out any nuclear facilities or drone manufacturing operations unscathed and without a lot of collateral damage to civilians while also avoiding a wider regional conflict, okay, sure. I wouldn't squawk too much about it. However, I don't think that's feasible any longer. Iran just demonstrated they have the capacity to hurt Israel if they really wanted to with an even larger drone/missile attack. This is a capability Iran didn't have a couple of decades ago when Israel previously bombed nuke shit there. 

Simmer down, oh, control your temper
Simmer down, for the battle will be hotter
Simmer down, can you hear what I say?

 

 

#6576
5 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Yeah, Israel regained a bit of moral high ground yesterday with the attack, which was demonstrated by Jordan and Iraq closing their airspace and the former assisting in defending them. While Israel could bypass Jordan by flying over Syria, they wouldn't be able to avoid flying over Iraq. It seems that the Israeli Air Force would have the air superiority advantage over both of them; I do think it's a risk, and I also don't know if Russia has any air assets in Syria nor whether they'd intervene in protecting Iran (their ally in the Ukraine war). So, that's a consideration. And that doesn't even take into account the risks of escalation in a direct confrontation between Iran and Israel. 

If Israel were able to pull off taking out any nuclear facilities or drone manufacturing operations unscathed and without a lot of collateral damage to civilians while also avoiding a wider regional conflict, okay, sure. I wouldn't squawk too much about it. However, I don't think that's feasible any longer. Iran just demonstrated they have the capacity to hurt Israel if they really wanted to with an even larger drone/missile attack. This is a capability Iran didn't have a couple of decades ago when Israel previously bombed nuke shit there. 

Simmer down, oh, control your temper
Simmer down, for the battle will be hotter
Simmer down, can you hear what I say?

 

 

It would be a hell of a flight if they had to go around the Peninsula and up into the Gulf region.

#6579
5 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Does Iran have the balls for a repeat attack ?

Watching for more proxy bullshit. Could be global hits, etc.

#6580
4 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Does Iran have the balls for a repeat attack ?

If Israel were to retaliate, I don't see how Iran wouldn't strike back in kind.

#6581
1 minute ago, bolverk said:

If Israel were to retaliate, I don't see how Iran wouldn't strike back in kind.

But Israel will. They will push more at Syria and Lebanon proxies.

There could be something else to consider. SA and Jordan helping them means they might have some leverage on Gaza. More aid, let heavy hits, etc. Not saying for sure, but would be nice.

#6582
3 minutes ago, InkaUtexas said:

But Israel will. They will push more at Syria and Lebanon proxies.

There could be something else to consider. SA and Jordan helping them means they might have some leverage on Gaza. More aid, let heavy hits, etc. Not saying for sure, but would be nice.

Those are great arguments for Israel NOT to respond directly by bombing shit in Iran and instead to keep it all in the local area with proxies.

#6583
A Sa'ar 6-Class Corvette of the Israeli Navy appears to have utilized its “C-Dome” Surface-to-Air Missile System to Intercept an “Unknown Aerial Target” tonight over the Southern Israeli City of Eilat, with the Target believed to have crossed from Jordanian Airspace to the East.

 

#6585
9 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:
A Sa'ar 6-Class Corvette of the Israeli Navy appears to have utilized its “C-Dome” Surface-to-Air Missile System to Intercept an “Unknown Aerial Target” tonight over the Southern Israeli City of Eilat, with the Target believed to have crossed from Jordanian Airspace to the East.

 

So try and try again?

#6586

Israel will retaliate, not just by attacking Lebanon and Syria, but assassinate the highest level generals in Tehran directly responsible for these drone attacks.  Israel has killed dozens of military and nuclear scientists on Iranian soil within the last 20 years, very easy for them. 

Edited by Make em eat Taco Bell

#6587

Senior U.S. Defense Officials have now revealed that the Arleigh Burke-Class Guided-Missile Destroyers, USS Carney (DDG-64) and USS Arleigh Burke (DDG-51) were the Two Ships of the U.S. Navy that were in the Eastern Mediterranean and launched Standard Missile-3s (SM-3s) to Down between 4 and 6 Iranian Medium-Range Ballistic Missiles last night over Israel.

#6588
Israeli man taking a picture by the Dead Sea next to a downed Iranian ballistic missile New Facebook profile picture

 

#6590

nsiap

i fixed it

 

Edited by Gidnik

#6591
1 hour ago, SubliminalHorn said:

So has WWIII started yet or nah? Been watching Fallout and taking notes 

So you work for Texas Baseball?

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#6592

Very cool if true ….

Jordanian Report picked up in Israel

 

#6594
1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

This is all so god damn dumb.  


Imagine you’re laying pipe to your hairy Iranian wife and this drops on the patio ….

 

More and more videos coming out of Iran revealing that a lot of drones and missiles malfunctioned and fell down on Iranian towns and villages.The Islamic regime is a risk to the lives of all decent Iranians who don’t want the Mullahs to rule their lives

 

#6596
9 hours ago, SubliminalHorn said:

Duty free is the biggest sucker deal in retail!

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#6597
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

Imagine you’re laying pipe to your hairy Iranian wife

I thought this was funny…



…in the mid-80s, when I heard the racist dumb kid who was held back in fourth grade make the same joke in the school cafeteria. 

 

#6598
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:


Imagine you’re laying pipe to your hairy Iranian wife and this drops on the patio ….

 

More and more videos coming out of Iran revealing that a lot of drones and missiles malfunctioned and fell down on Iranian towns and villages.The Islamic regime is a risk to the lives of all decent Iranians who don’t want the Mullahs to rule their lives

 

Islam requires a pretty strict adherence to the removal of body hair…. Especially public hair.

In addition circumcision is also part of the religious practice / tradition.

Therefore, the women of Iran are likely not hairy…. And possibly completely bare down there in addition to the men being circumcised with manscaped pubes….. something actually akin to the US from the early 00’s to mid 2010’s.

Anecdotally, the Turkish girl I would hook up with was super big on showers before / after sex in addition to being completely shaved. If we showered together I couldn’t touch her / get down until she washed / ‘said a payer’ or did her little meditation. Even though she wasnt super religious and more of the secular Turkish tradition/ dated a fool like me / had sex before marriage the cleanliness aspect of Islam remained ingrained.


That is all.

Edited by Dnaguy

#6599
Islam requires a pretty strict adherence to the removal of body hair…. Especially public hair.
In addition circumcision is also part of the religious practice / tradition.
Therefore, the women of Iran are likely not hairy…. And possibly completely bare down there in addition to the men being circumcised with manscaped pubes….. something actually akin to the US from the early 00’s to mid 2010’s.
Anecdotally, the Turkish girl I would hook up with was super big on showers before / after sex in addition to being completely shaved. If we showered together I couldn’t touch her / get down until she washed / ‘said a payer’ or did her little meditation. Even though she wasnt super religious and more of the secular Turkish tradition/ dated a fool like me / had sex before marriage the cleanliness aspect of Islam remained ingrained.

That is all.

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#6600
1 hour ago, Dnaguy said:

Islam requires a pretty strict adherence to the removal of body hair…. Especially public hair.

In addition circumcision is also part of the religious practice / tradition.

Therefore, the women of Iran are likely not hairy…. And possibly completely bare down there in addition to the men being circumcised with manscaped pubes….. something actually akin to the US from the early 00’s to mid 2010’s.

Anecdotally, the Turkish girl I would hook up with was super big on showers before / after sex in addition to being completely shaved. If we showered together I couldn’t touch her / get down until she washed / ‘said a payer’ or did her little meditation. Even though she wasnt super religious and more of the secular Turkish tradition/ dated a fool like me / had sex before marriage the cleanliness aspect of Islam remained ingrained.


That is all.

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