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Ha Houston gets buttfucked per usual 
Of course. But they probably wouldn't have taken him anyways.
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    So I take care of my Pops now, and his Alzheimer's limits him incredibly at this point now. This disease is so hard to understand.  Tonight he pulled out his newspaper and had pen in hand correcting t

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    Nashville with the double move

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1 minute ago, Carl Spackler said:

Philly just screwed Houston I think

 

Nice to see a Coug come off the board in round 1.   

The Texans could fuck up a piece of toast. NFL Aggy 

3 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Kyler is a mini redux of RGIII but the draft would be a moderate success if he's more along the lines of Michael Vick.

Does Kyler fight dogs?  Because that's the only way he'll equal Mike Vick.

1 minute ago, SDG said:

Nice to see a Coug come off the board in round 1.   

He good.  Ed can put on good weight and still have power and speed. He would be great for the Rams, KC, BMore, NE, Saints, ...

Probably the most Texans thing they could’ve done. Bravo

5 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Does Kyler fight dogs?  Because that's the only way he'll equal Mike Vick.

God I hope not.  Although if he beats women then he'd be a typical OU legacy.  Johnny football is probably closer to expectations and that was a huge bust. 

Josh Jacobs is a stud.

Maybe but taking a rb in the first round in dumb.
2 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

So many managers have been spoken to tonight. 

11 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Does Kyler fight dogs?  Because that's the only way he'll equal Mike Vick.

He probably puts on his favorite pink suit and fights flamingos or something. 

1 minute ago, tbone_ said:


Maybe but taking a rb in the first round in dumb.

Better than taking a nobody from Alabama state 

2 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


Maybe but taking a rb in the first round in dumb.

With Lynch retiring again they needed something. I think Jacobs could have a good long career. 

1 minute ago, totallynotabuttpirate said:

He probably puts on his favorite pink suit and fights flamingos or something. 

He doesn’t live in San Antonio bro 

27 minutes ago, elnimo said:

Jesus Kyler’s suit is disgusting.

I mean, that's just how the lollipop guild dresses. 

Tiny ass kid from JUCO becomes a star and goes in the first round. Congrats, Marquise. 

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4 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


Maybe but taking a rb in the first round in dumb.

If you think he's an elite guy, it makes sense to take someone near the bottom of the first round where the value is better and you get the extra year of the rookie contract.

9 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Josh Jacobs is a stud.

He better be

1 minute ago, Constant said:

Tiny ass kid from JUCO becomes a star and goes in the first round. Congrats, Marquise. 

Sucks for him it was a team that averages 85yds passing a game. 

2 hours ago, Walden Ponderer said:

I'm just amused by how short the Kingsbury tenure is now likely to be.

Of course, I'd say that regardless of which QB they picked. You build teams from the lines out, but nobody who drafts early in the NFL seems to know that. That's why they have early draft picks, after all.

Yeah, I wanted Kingsbury to succeed in the NFL but he just shot himself in the foot. He will back to college ball in a couple of years after this freakshow ends.

 

Hollywood Brown looks like Lil Wayne fucked a couch from a 70s casino.

Colt is in trouble since NYG f'd up and the Scalps got Haskins. 

LOL Brown went to a team who doesn't have a guy who can throw him the ball

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Just now, Surly Bevo said:

LOL Brown went to a team who doesn't have a guy who can throw him the ball

They picked a player who can take bubble screens to the house so he doesn't have to throw down the field

2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

They picked a player who can take bubble screens to the house so he doesn't have to throw down the field

and explode on contact.

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Mississippi State's 2018 defense was also monstrous. Three first-rounders.

7 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Mississippi State's 2018 defense was also monstrous. Three first-rounders.

Sec baby 

The lady hugging Jerry Tillery was sporting elephant toe. 🤮

7 minutes ago, Machinator said:

Mississippi State's 2018 defense was also monstrous. Three first-rounders.

Sec baby 

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So I take care of my Pops now, and his Alzheimer's limits him incredibly at this point now. This disease is so hard to understand.  Tonight he pulled out his newspaper and had pen in hand correcting the newspapers mock (like he did for 30 years prior) , and been talking football like he hasn't missed a beat all night. Truly a miracle night, if you knew his condition prior. It is very likely a short lived victory, but we have been having the time of our life this evening. He just went to bed, and handed me the newspaper and pen ha.  Enjoy your parents folks.

 

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2 minutes ago, hundredTT said:

So I take care of my Pops now, and his Alzheimer's limits him incredibly at this point now. This disease is so hard to understand.  Tonight he pulled out his newspaper and had pen in hand correcting the newspapers mock (like he did for 30 years prior) , and been talking football like he hasn't missed a beat all night. Truly a miracle night, if you knew his condition prior. It is very likely a short lived victory, but we have been having the time of our life this evening. He just went to bed, and handed me the newspaper and pen ha.  Enjoy your parents folks.

 

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That’s awesome man.  I hate that fucking disease.   It’s painful.  Glad you got to have one of those moments of clarity this evening.   Best wishes 

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