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12 minutes ago, texaslong said:

The lady hugging Jerry Tillery was sporting elephant toe. 🤮

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2 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

has to be taylor

 

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has to be taylor

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Thankfully you didn’t post the front angle.

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Patriots taking skill players in the first draft now, interesting.

Holy crap, a crowd of 200,000.  Nashville will be a permanent site in the draft rotation. 

So goofy or too early 1st Rd picks at the time??

#4 Raiders  DE (projected late 1st, early 2nd Rd)

#6 Giants QB from Duke

#12 Packers pick Gary from Mich (Torn Labrum)

#23 Texans  OT Tytus Howard Alabama St.

#29 Seahawks  DE TCU  L.J. Collier

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13 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:
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Looks more like an elephant cock, tbh

Did the cowboys fail upwards by trading their #1 for Amari Cooper?

1 hour ago, Neonmoon said:

The Texans could fuck up a piece of toast. NFL Aggy 

Yup. Their big brother is the Patriots, pathetic. Ruined Andre Johnson's career, gonna be Watson and Hopkins next unless buttchin goes. At least Rick Smith isn't the dude anymore, he was shit.

1 minute ago, elnimo said:

Did the cowboys fail upwards by trading their #1 for Amari Cooper?

WRs for Rd 1 are meh for 2019 Draft.  Kid from Ariz St that Patriots took has been underrated.  Decent pick.....

Surprised Irv Smith (TE) has not been selected yet.

9 minutes ago, lubbockhorn88 said:

Ugh, going to the draft looks lame as fuck

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Notice, over half are middle aged dudes wearing other men's jersies unironically. 

12 minutes ago, elnimo said:

 

nm

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11 minutes ago, TexasMan said:

 

Westcott Eberts is a douche....... Here's his quote:

 "Until then, Texas is just damaging the league’s reputation for producing top talent."

 Here's Wescott now.....

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37 minutes ago, Carl Spackler said:

Screw Seattle for basically taking all 20 minutes.

teams with back to back picks should be fined.  Damn, can't they make up their mind in like 20 seconds??

On 4/24/2019 at 8:52 AM, LTtxfan said:

Here are the leaked Wonderlic Test scores (the max being a perfect 50) from the quarterbacks in the upcoming NFL Draft:

43 — Ryan Finley, South Carolina (re-test; scored 28 on the first try)
42 — Gardner Minshew, Washington State
37 — Daniel Jones, Duke
32 — Easton Stick, North Dakota State
32 — Clayton Thorson, Northwestern
31 — Trace McSorley, Penn State
30 — Will Grier, West Virginia
28 — Brett Rypien, Boise State
27 — Jarrett Stidham, Auburn
26 — Drew Lock, Missouri
25 — Tyree Jackson, Buffalo
25 — Dwayne Haskins, Ohio State
22 — Sean McGuire, Western Illinois
20 — Kyler Murray, Oklahoma

 

Guess Wonderlic score of 37 made a difference to the NY Giants.... plus DJones had same QB coach as Peyton and Eli Manning....

Haskins did only start for 1yr at Ohio State though..... Will be best for him to sit for awhile at Washington.

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1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

Why would anyone aside from draftees and their parents want to? 

I have no idea. I was wondering the same thing during the 5 minutes I watched towards the beginning. I mean you're just sitting around until your team picks basically, right? Sounds like being at the DMV. 

1 minute ago, BurntEyes said:

I never really paid any attention prior, but living outside Nashville I was made aware of all the tourist that come in. I really didn't know and for the life of me have zero clue why anyone does.

It's fucking bizarre.

Well a lot of those people are probably coming in from the rural south so it's not like they have anything better to do.

(no offense meant, you do you)

So no teams fell for steroid freak mediocre WRs in the first round. Maybe NFL GMs are quite as stupid as we’ve been led to believe. 

10 minutes ago, BurntEyes said:

Bro, you live in Texas not Manhattan, just stop.

The real issue/reason is they are NFL fans. That's the rub. 

My point is that I think it's a bigger deal for Nashville to get the draft than it would be for Dallas or Houston and draws more people in as a result. Outside of die-hard Cowboys or Texans fans I don't think anyone really cares in either of those cities. 

1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

WRs for Rd 1 are meh for 2019 Draft.  Kid from Ariz St that Patriots took has been underrated.  Decent pick.....

Surprised Irv Smith (TE) has not been selected yet.

I may draft this dude in FF, for real (skip the first 40 seconds)

 

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9 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

Kyler is a mini redux of RGIII but the draft would be a moderate success if he's more along the lines of Michael Vick.  If nothing else, he'll be good for short term excitement.  He's not Russel Wilson and it would be wise to get a solid backup asap--admittedly I have no clue who they have now. 

Short term.  ISWYDT

Gettlemam has to be a Cowboys/Redskins/Eagles/Jets fan.

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Just now, Machinator said:

 

Sounds about right from a guy who would take Kyler Murray #1, and rubber stamp a second QB in the first round in 2 consecutive drafts. 

13 hours ago, Machinator said:

 

 

For those that haven't seen the video it's even worse than you think. I pray for the guy that will be giving up half his shit in about 3 years-

 

 

8 minutes ago, Machinator said:

 

Well, if Gettleman’s idea of a professional QB is based on Eli, then that seems about right, maybe should’ve thrown one more pick. 

21 minutes ago, Burt Macklin said:

Well, if Gettleman’s idea of a professional QB is based on Eli, then that seems about right, maybe should’ve thrown one more pick. 

Pic of Cowboys War Room when Giants selected Daniel Jones #6 overall...

 

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12 hours ago, mininghorn88 said:

How is it possible that a group of people could be so clueless and dumb?  It is almost gotten to the point with these people that they are saying such outlandish things because it is expected and they want the attention it brings.

It's a joke, the GBH writers are actually capable of (gently) poking fun at themselves.

That Gettleman dude is the worst GM I've seen since Isaiah Thomas 
Was Isaiah before or after matt millen?

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