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2 minutes ago, KYHorn said:

Could've saved a lot of words with: 1) Giles

I'm making a concerted effort not to trigger Scholz with any specific Giles talk. He's a sensitive boy, that Scholzy.

 

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3 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

Yes, dude, we know they are fucking liars and it is embedded in their DNA. You make about half a dozen to a dozen posts a day pointing out that they are pathological liars on various threads on various different boards here. We can feel your exasperation through the computer monitor.

Sorry thought this was a message board.  Apologies.  By the by, there's an easy fix if you don't like reading my posts.  It's a thinker.

2 hours ago, SydneyCarton said:

I'm making a concerted effort not to trigger Scholz with any specific Giles talk. He's a sensitive boy, that Scholzy.

 

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I haven't brought up Giles although we're still in it for all 4 guys we're after which you haven't mentioned.  You're the leaky vagina on that topic.  

7 minutes ago, Spawn of Cthulhu said:

"I've met a lot of dishonest, cheating West Pointers. If I want the truth, I ask a Texas Aggie" - General George Patton

“You can’t handle the truth!” - Jack “Colonel  Jessup” Nicholson.

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1 minute ago, Scholz said:

I haven't brought up Giles although we're still in it for all 4 guys we're after which you haven't mentioned.  You're the leaky vagina on that topic.  

I didn't bring up Giles either, dude. In fact my post specified that I deliberately didn't bring him up to you. I responded to another poster. 

My first post was an effort to seriously address your point with a slight amount of teasing. But since I can see you're in a pissy mood, well, ok we can dispense with any efforts of pleasantries and go straight to the fun shit. If you want to sit around and whine about message boards being about discussion, that's fine, but it's somewhat hypocritical of you to get pissy when people keep whining about Giles, but ignore it when people point out that 1 out of every 4 posts you're calling aggies Liars. I'm not surprised you focused on those couple sentences of my post while ignoring the rest of it, which was actually an effort to discuss things. You know, on a message board. 

So which one is it, is it open discussion for all or is it some expectation of self-censorship? Or you can just go back to repeating over and over like rain main that aggies are dishonest to an audience that knows it while accusing other people of being leaky vaginas. Or just lighten the fuck up, Francis. 

Discussion is just fine.  Just keep my name out of your mouth. You're not the moderator around here.  You don't like what I post?  Put me on ignore.  Or keep starting shit and we can do that too.

By the way, I never got pissy about Giles.  That was you.  All I said was calm your tits and you menstruated all over the board.

What do you want?  I don't like aggys.  It's a normal UT fan response.

Yes, you menstruate all over the board constantly concerning Giles.  Happy?

And some of you motherfuckers are putting me on ignore?  Sheesh.

2 minutes ago, Katfid54 said:

And some of you motherfuckers are putting me on ignore?  Sheesh.

Shut the f up, Donny.

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10 minutes ago, Scholz said:

What do you want?  I don't like aggys.  It's a normal UT fan response.

Yes, you menstruate all over the board constantly concerning Giles.  Happy?

You've got me wrong, sir. I'm marveling at your consistency. You're like a swiss watch of stating the obvious and completely redundant to a group of similarly minded fans. It's impressive. Old Faithful is jealous of your predictability. What was that, 4 times in 5 hours on one day? Tell us, what are your thoughts on OU? Do they, in fact, suck? 

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5 minutes ago, BigVegasHorn26 said:

Shut the f up, Donny.

Now I'm imagining that every Steve Buscemi character ever is all just the same guy who has gotten into a lot of fucked up situations in his lifetime.

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1 minute ago, Katfid54 said:

Now I'm imagining that every Steve Buscemi character ever is all just the same guy who has gotten into a lot of fucked up situations in his lifetime.

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8 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

You've got me wrong, sir. I'm marveling at your consistency. You're like a swiss watch of stating the obvious and completely redundant to a group of similarly minded fans. It's impressive. Old Faithful is jealous of your predictability. What was that, 4 times in 5 hours on one day? Tell us, what are your thoughts on OU? Do they, in fact, suck? 

I'm certainly happy to continue discussing how our failure to "easily counter" the 4i pitch aTm is using against is concerning. It should by most accounts be an easy riposte by our staff, and yet it keeps coming up. At this point I'd say it's a problem for our staff as a whole, and not any specific coach, if this shit continues to bite us in the ass. It should have been a non factor after last year, and even more so now, and yet here we are, still having to hear this shit. 

4 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I think my favorite part of this thread is that @Katfid54 got drug in here too. Fucking amazing.

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2 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

You wound me.

 

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12 minutes ago, Ignore button said:

Wtf is going on here.

Who the fuck are you?

Is this like some piece of performance art or something or do you idiots not know how to use the DM function

Kind of defeats the purpose of public insults

I love it when yall fight.


Fixed

I’ve reviewed the evidence and am ready to rule. In this instance Sydney is the one being the whiny vag.

2 hours ago, immamac said:

I got like 5 reports from various folks - no one is doing anything bannable it's just mucking up the thread

anyone reporting anything is a bleeding vagina. 

2 hours ago, Scholz said:

Who the fuck are you?

just hit the ignore button.

nm

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not worth it

11 hours ago, RPM said:

nm

you are worth it and never let anyone tell you different. 

Strike up the music for a tampon commercial.

On 4/23/2019 at 2:02 PM, Scholz said:

Discussion is just fine.  Just keep my name out of your mouth. You're not the moderator around here.  You don't like what I post?  Put me on ignore.  Or keep starting shit and we can do that too.

AH, the Derka defense. Didn't work the first time, doesn't work here.

Ok cool. You can put me on ignore too. Pretty simple concept. For most.

On 4/23/2019 at 5:45 PM, futureman said:

anyone reporting anything is a bleeding vagina. 

Anyone calling someone else a bleeding vagina is a bleeding vagina.

Whoops...

3 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

Anyone calling someone else a bleeding vagina is a bleeding vagina.

welcome to the bleeding vagina club then?

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On 4/23/2019 at 4:41 PM, Scholz said:

Who the fuck are you?

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  • 2 months later...

I've made nine posts today, split up roughly half and half in the Cloak Room and the Football board.  Upper Westside has neg repped seven of them.

On 4/28/2019 at 11:01 PM, Thetexashammer said:

AH, the Derka defense. Didn't work the first time, doesn't work here.

KEEP MY NAME OUT YOUR MOUTH BRO. 😤😤😤

On 11/19/2019 at 3:43 AM, immamac said:

Fake internet points don't do anything

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