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I'm gonna make him an offer he can't refuse. Okay? I want you to leave it all to me. Go on, go back to the party.

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Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.

It means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes.

Fredo, you're my older brother, and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again. Ever.

Time erodes gratitude more quickly than it does beauty

Alright you shot them both. Now what do you do?

Sit down and finish my dinner.

Edited by mr. sunshine

 In Sicily, women are more dangerous than shotguns.

Bonasera, Bonasera. What have I ever done to make you treat me so disrespectfully? If you'd come to me in friendship, then that scum that ruined your daughter would be suffering this very day. And if by chance an honest man like yourself should make enemies, then they would become my enemies. And then they would fear you.

Hey, whataya gonna do, nice college boy, eh? Didn't want to get mixed up in the Family business, huh? Now you wanna gun down a police captain. Why? Because he slapped ya in the face a little bit? Hah? What do you think this is the Army, where you shoot 'em a mile away? You've gotta get up close like this and bada-bing. you blow their brains all over your nice Ivy League suit.

There just wasn't enough time, Michael.  There wasn't enough time.

Do you know who I am? I’m Moe Greene! I made my bones when you were going out with cheerleaders!

It ain't the way I wanted it! I can handle things! I'm smart! Not like everybody says! Like, dumb. I'm smart, and I want respect!

On 3/30/2018 at 2:05 PM, Carl Spackler said:

Fredo, you're my older brother, and I love you. But don't ever take sides with anyone against the Family again. Ever.

 

Username and Avatar do NOT check out but are funny as shit in context.

Hey, listen, I want somebody good - and I mean very good - to plant that gun. I don't want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his dick in his hands, alright?

Some day, and that day may never come, I will call upon you to do a service for me.

Edited by AnotherLawyer

  • 3 weeks later...

Senator. You can have my answer now, if you like. My offer is this: nothing. Not even the fee for the gaming license, which I would appreciate if you would put up personally.

Edited by Dutch

I knew that Santino was going to have to go through all this. And Fredo -- well -- Fredo was -- well -- But I never -- I never wanted this for you. I work my whole life, I don't apologize, to take care of my family. And I refused -- to be a fool -- dancing on the string, held by all those -- bigshots. I don't apologize -- that's my life -- but I thought that -- that when it was your time -- that -- that you would be the one to hold the strings. Senator - Corleone. Governor - Corleone, or something...

Barzini is dead. So is Phillip Tattaglia. Moe Greene. Stracci. Cuneo. Today I settled all family business so don't tell me that you're innocent.

 

One of my all time favorite movies.......

 

It was amazing story telling from the opening scene which you forget about shortly until sonny is shot up and vito pays a visit. 

Connie....if you don't do as I say, and marry this man............you'll disappoint me.

You talk about vengeance. Is vengeance going to bring your son back to you? Or my boy to me?

Yeah, let's talk business, Mike. First of all, you're all done. The Corleone Family don't even have that kind of muscle anymore. The Godfather's sick, right? You're getting chased out of New York by Barzini and the other Families. What do you think is going on here? You think you can come to my hotel and take over? I talked to Barzini - I can make a deal with him, and still keep my hotel!

You don't understand. Johnny Fontane never gets that movie. That part is perfect for him. It'll make him a big star. I'm gonna run him out of the movies. And let me tell you why. Johnny Fontane ruined one of Woltz International's most valuable proteges. For three years we had her under contract, singing lessons, dancing lessons, acting lessons. I spent hundreds of thousands of dollars. I was gonna make her a big star. And let me be even more frank, just to show you that I'm not a hard-hearted man, that it's not all dollars and cents. She was beautiful! She was young, she was innocent. She was the greatest piece of ass I've ever had, and I've had 'em all over the world. And then Johnny Fontaine comes along with his olive oil voice and guinea charm and she runs off. She threw it all away just to make me look ridiculous. And a man in my position can't afford to be made to look ridiculous. Now you get the hell out of here! And if that goomba tries any rough stuff, you tell him I ain't no bandleader. Yeah, I heard that story.

Now you listen to me, you smooth-talking son-of-a-bitch, let me lay it on the line for you and your boss, whoever he is! Johnny Fontane will never get that movie! I don't care how many dago guinea wop greaseball goombahs come out of the woodwork!

It's true I have a lot of friends in politics, but they wouldn't be so friendly if they knew my business was drugs instead of gambling which they consider a harmless vice. But drugs, that's a dirty business.

On 4/21/2018 at 9:54 PM, Dutch said:

Senator. You can have my answer now, if you like. My offer is this: nothing. Not even the fee for the gaming license, which I would appreciate if you would put up personally.

Quite possibly one of the most cold-blooded badass lines in cinema history.  

"If you consider a million dollars in cash just financing....te salud Don Corleone"

This is one of my favorite scenes in part I...the face the Don makes after that line is incredible, as well as the look he gives Sonny when he interrupts and questions Sollozzo 

"I have a sentimental weakness for my children and I've spoiled them as you can see..."

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