April 25, 20196 yr Yall see them. I've always wondered what happened for the woman in the relationship to bring this up and the guy go along with it. Cheated? No balls beta bitch? And I bet some of you reading this have one as well but won't respond. I just don't get it. CSB time: a buddy who had a joint account (ironically now divorced) made a comment that "you can have her" on some post. Another friend replied "if I take her do I have to have a joint account with her?"
April 25, 20196 yr Author I once heard of facebook So it's cool to act uninformed? Because a 50 billion dollar company is what I was referencing. Let me guess....never heard of wal-mart?
April 25, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, markstanco said: 1 hour ago, Lobo said: I once heard of facebook So it's cool to act uninformed? Because a 50 billion dollar company is what I was referencing. Let me guess....never heard of wal-mart? Once
April 25, 20196 yr I’ve only seen it a couple of times, but yes, it means the wife is wildly insecure and the guy has been castrated.
April 25, 20196 yr 20 minutes ago, Sbbruin said: I’ve only seen it a couple of times, but yes, it means the wife is wildly insecure and the guy has been castrated. But if you ask this couple about it, they will tell you that shows how secure they are because they share everything and don't hide anything from each other. Yep, uh huh. Sure.
April 25, 20196 yr Every one of my friends with a joint account has his balls soundly locked away in his wife's purse.
April 25, 20196 yr 9 hours ago, markstanco said: Yall see them. I've always wondered what happened for the woman in the relationship to bring this up and the guy go along with it. Cheated? No balls beta bitch? And I bet some of you reading this have one as well but won't respond. I just don't get it. CSB time: a buddy who had a joint account (ironically now divorced) made a comment that "you can have her" on some post. Another friend replied "if I take her do I have to have a joint account with her?" One of my boys refuses to use FB and as long as I've known him he has never had one, so his wife turned hers into theirs. Outside of that every other joint account is because the wife wants to control FB. Edited April 25, 20196 yr by Thatguy
April 25, 20196 yr 7 hours ago, SHOOTER12 said: Joint Facebook accounts are killing independent George.... A George, divided against itself, cannot stand.
April 25, 20196 yr I don't know anyone with one but I think I'd constantly be be sending shit the wife shouldn't see to the husband on it just to fuck with him. Links to the profile of the hot girl in high school with messages like... "Remember that night we took turns fucking her behind the fieldhouse... can't believe she ended up getting this fat!"
April 25, 20196 yr Author 2 hours ago, Parliament said: Delete thread, ban user. We know know Parliament has a joint account with his girlfriend.
April 25, 20196 yr Two scenarios so far are plausible. He got busted running around or he doesn't want to be on FB so she puts his name on there so he can be tagged by family for shit he couldn't care less about.
April 25, 20196 yr 13 hours ago, markstanco said: Yall see them. I've always wondered what happened for the woman in the relationship to bring this up and the guy go along with it. Cheated? No balls beta bitch? And I bet some of you reading this have one as well but won't respond. I just don't get it. CSB time: a buddy who had a joint account (ironically now divorced) made a comment that "you can have her" on some post. Another friend replied "if I take her do I have to have a joint account with her?" 90% of the time, someone cheated to cause a couple to get a joint FB account. They are fucking stupid as hell.
April 25, 20196 yr That's a pretty curious way to advertise to the world then, that you are having marital problems. Kinda like how having any facebook account at all is a way to advertise to the world that you have no meaningful station in life and thus have abundant free time.
April 25, 20196 yr 42 minutes ago, BurntEyes said: We aren't friends and I don't have a girl friend, at all. NTTAWWT
April 25, 20196 yr 13 hours ago, markstanco said: 13 hours ago, Lobo said: I once heard of facebook So it's cool to act uninformed? Because a 50 billion dollar company is what I was referencing. Let me guess....never heard of wal-mart? Facebook the company is much much more then a fucking stupid app where retards argue and people look even stupider then they do in real life. Moose out front should have told ya
April 25, 20196 yr 8 minutes ago, Eugene11 said: Facebook the company is much much more then a fucking stupid app where retards argue and people look even stupider then they do in real life. Moose out front should have told ya Is it? Maybe you're moonlighting as a revolutionary who needs social media connectivity to bring down the despotic leadership. But as near as I can tell, it's just a way for people to broadcast stupid, mundane shit to other stupid, mundane people. There are better ways to get grandparents photos of grandkids nowadays so I'm left to wonder (admittedly as someone who has never had a social media account) what the purpose of facebook is outside of political/religious upheave? this joint account phenomenon seems to be the inevitable straw that will break the camel's back. A multi-media platform with which to exchange video, pictures, written copy, and links won't keep a dying marriage from death.
April 25, 20196 yr I use facebook to show off my exciting, fulfilling fake online life while my real life is crumbling to pieces. Isn't that what it's for?
April 25, 20196 yr 54 minutes ago, Lobo said: That's a pretty curious way to advertise to the world then, that you are having marital problems. Kinda like how having any facebook account at all is a way to advertise to the world that you have no meaningful station in life and thus have abundant free time. what does having over 3,000 posts on a message board say?
April 25, 20196 yr 33 minutes ago, Nuge said: I use facebook to show off my exciting, fulfilling fake online life while my real life is crumbling to pieces. Isn't that what it's for? Nuge = Kamyar? Edited April 25, 20196 yr by tfoolry
April 25, 20196 yr 3 minutes ago, strangulation! said: what does having over 3,000 posts on a message board say? Depends. How many of them are MS Paint dicks?
April 25, 20196 yr 52 minutes ago, Nuge said: I use facebook to show off my exciting, fulfilling fake online life while my real life is crumbling to pieces. Isn't that what it's for? Not anymore. Thats what Instagram is for now. Try to keep up.
April 25, 20196 yr 1 hour ago, strangulation! said: what does having over 3,000 posts on a message board say?
April 26, 20196 yr 21 hours ago, Eugene11 said: Facebook the company is much much more then a fucking stupid app where retards argue and people look even stupider then they do in real life. Moose out front should have told ya .... Edited April 26, 20196 yr by Prepuce of Doom
April 27, 20196 yr 12 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said: .... So I can’t spell. Sorry you’re majesty intertrons popo see what I did there. Still stands. Facebook the social media app is regards. Anything else oh mighty smart one? Geez
April 27, 20196 yr On 4/25/2019 at 11:08 AM, BurntEyes said: I don't have a girl friend, at all. So, incel?
April 27, 20196 yr On 4/25/2019 at 3:34 PM, Angry Gorilla said: How many of you pansies have Instagram accounts for your dog? I follow a black lab puppy on Instagram. I love that doggie. Edited April 27, 20196 yr by Bullneck
April 27, 20196 yr Got rid of my Facebook a few years ago because I didn't use it and they are shady. The wife didn't have one at the time and was always on my account to check stuff out. Getting rid of mine prompted her to get one of her own. I could care less. She could probably change it to a joint account without me noticing. I'm sure there are other dudes out there that really just don't care and have wives who decide to make their account a joint one.
April 27, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said: Yeah, calling people retards is unkind to people with actual disabilities. Calling them regards is much nicer
April 28, 20196 yr On 4/26/2019 at 10:18 PM, Prepuce of Doom said: Yeah, calling people retards is unkind to people with actual disabilities. agree to disagree but thats okay.
April 28, 20196 yr On 4/25/2019 at 9:48 AM, cactusflinthead said: Two scenarios so far are plausible. He got busted running around or he doesn't want to be on FB so she puts his name on there so he can be tagged by family for shit he couldn't care less about. I have only one buddy with a joint account, it's cause he simply doesn't give a fuck. His wife is also older than him, insanely jealous, and thinks the wimenz are always trying to steal him. He brilliantly uses that to his advantage. CHIEF
April 28, 20196 yr On 4/25/2019 at 11:14 AM, Nuge said: I use facebook to show off my exciting, fulfilling fake online life while my real life is crumbling to pieces. Isn't that what it's for? I've got a set of step in laws where when the woman goes on facebook posting about how fucking awesome her life is and how much she loves her husband, what she actually means is that he's beating the ever living shit out of her. Absolutely the most toxic pair of humans I've ever met. We've cut them out of all family events.
April 28, 20196 yr On 4/25/2019 at 11:05 AM, Lobo said: Is it? Maybe you're moonlighting as a revolutionary who needs social media connectivity to bring down the despotic leadership. But as near as I can tell, it's just a way for people to broadcast stupid, mundane shit to other stupid, mundane people. There are better ways to get grandparents photos of grandkids nowadays so I'm left to wonder (admittedly as someone who has never had a social media account) what the purpose of facebook is outside of political/religious upheave? this joint account phenomenon seems to be the inevitable straw that will break the camel's back. A multi-media platform with which to exchange video, pictures, written copy, and links won't keep a dying marriage from death. That’s why we’re all here, isn’t it?
April 28, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, BearSchlong said: I've got a set of step in laws where when the woman goes on facebook posting about how fucking awesome her life is and how much she loves her husband, what she actually means is that he's beating the ever living shit out of her. Absolutely the most toxic pair of humans I've ever met. We've cut them out of all family events. How does step in laws work? Your wife has 2 step parents that are married to each other? Doesn't compute.
April 28, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, BearSchlong said: I've got a set of step in laws where when the woman goes on facebook posting about how fucking awesome her life is and how much she loves her husband, what she actually means is that he's beating the ever living shit out of her. Absolutely the most toxic pair of humans I've ever met. We've cut them out of all family events. How does step in laws work? Your wife has 2 step parents that are married to each other? Doesn't compute.
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