April 28, 20196 yr 2 hours ago, ImissWallyPryor said: That’s why we’re all here, isn’t it? Obviously. I just couldn’t imagine spending another hour or two each day handling people on Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc. I guess misanthropes like us prefer this site because it’s not like some friend or relative is gonna whine to you about not replying to their content. Plus as much as we devolve sometimes, the conversations are more elevated and intellectual here than in real life and I say that as someone who spends several days a week in politics and finance.
April 29, 20196 yr Author . I could care less. How much less could you care? 10% or 50? Or did you mean you couldn't care less? I know, its half dozen one way, 12 the other.
April 29, 20196 yr My wife set up my Facebook account years ago without my knowledge. This was when you’d get notices of comments and activity via email. I started getting emails that “such and such person wants to friend you”. Soon there were about a dozen chicks from my past pinging me, and she got all pissy. I just looked at her. No tone necessary.
April 29, 20196 yr Two scenarios so far are plausible. He got busted running around or he doesn't want to be on FB so she puts his name on there so he can be tagged by family for shit he couldn't care less about. I know someone in each scenario. It looks like the guy that was caught cheating (no one blamed him for doing so since his wife is a fat ugly bitch) has recently been given one of his nuts back since I got a friend request from him the other day.
April 29, 20196 yr So the obvious Surly Entertainment Ploy when faced with a joint account is: 1. Create a fake FB account with photos of a Vic Mackey Special 2. Send messages to joint account saying stuff like "Heyyyy lover its meeeee, gonna be in town again next weeeeek, heyyy u dint rilly get married this is a joke rite heyyy? 3.??? 4. Profit
April 29, 20196 yr 22 hours ago, BearSchlong said: I've got a set of step in laws where when the woman goes on facebook posting about how fucking awesome her life is and how much she loves her husband, what she actually means is that he's beating the ever living shit out of her. Absolutely the most toxic pair of humans I've ever met. We've cut them out of all family events. In my case, I post mostly pictures of the adventures I go on with my son. I'm in the middle of a divorce that we haven't disclosed to the general public (ie facebook friends). I try to keep my posts upbeat because I don't want to deal with the explanations and fallout that are inevitably sure to come when word gets out.
April 29, 20196 yr Years ago one of my nephews insisted I HAD to have a Myspace account so I got one. A couple months later he wanted to know why it was just me and that guy Tom on my Myspace and I had to tell him it was because it was MY space, not OURS. I wasn't sharing with anyone and get off my lawn you impudent shitstain.
April 29, 20196 yr There is an alternate Earth somewhere where everybody's checking Myspace on their Google Glass.
April 30, 20196 yr On 4/25/2019 at 2:34 PM, Angry Gorilla said: How many of you pansies have Instagram accounts for your dog? Mine isn't under dogs name but 95% of the pics are of dog because no one wants to see my ugly fat fucking ass.
April 30, 20196 yr On 4/25/2019 at 9:48 AM, cactusflinthead said: Two scenarios so far are plausible. He got busted running around or he doesn't want to be on FB so she puts his name on there so he can be tagged by family for shit he couldn't care less about. This is kind of my account. We each have our own, but I don’t log in for anything other than researching people for work. The wife deals with pictures of the kids, responding to family, and other shit that I wouldn’t do otherwise. Haven’t made a post of my own in 5-10 years. Never cheated, don’t give a shit what anybody sends to me.
May 1, 20196 yr On 4/28/2019 at 12:42 PM, BearSchlong said: I've got a set of step in laws where when the woman goes on facebook posting about how fucking awesome her life is and how much she loves her husband, what she actually means is that he's beating the ever living shit out of her. Absolutely the most toxic pair of humans I've ever met. We've cut them out of all family events. She sounds kinda hot. Can I have her digits?
May 1, 20196 yr Oh she is. MILF Spinner. But she's also the one who went out day drinking with my then fiance and then came over to the house, stripped naked, and begged me to fuck her. Best pussy I ever flat out turned down. Best decision I ever made. Would have been a life altering decision and in the worst way possible, sticking my dick in crazy like that.
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