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1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:


I believe he has a pest control company

So the Paxton impeachment was an inside job?  

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    Another cosplay cowboy. An MD with no experience or background in resource management. She beat Democrat Jay Kelberg by 16 points. Jay Kelberg's resume?  6th generation Texan, grew up on the

  • This would be a better state if Dan Patrick's suicide attempt hadn't failed.

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Oh man, too bad this has real impacts on our state and our lives, cause this soap opera is so damn good. Phelan calls out "Hitler apologists" in the Republican party and calls for Patrick to give back the $3 million...
 

 

Oh, that's adorable, Dade.  Your base is especially going to love you using Texas Tribune as a source.

Mother Fucking Phelan the Phenom from the Top Rope.  

I called Patrick's office about this to talk to his comms/media team.  But they're all off-site preparing for next session.  I pulled their agenda.  Meeting a half day with some pro-family values education PAC on vouchers.  Which is fine, that's a big part of the special session.  But who else is attending the meeting?  You guessed it.  Jonathan Stickland.  Looks like the damage control team is meeting under the perfect guise of "we're just all meeting to talk about session goals for parental freedoms in education, nothing wrong with that."  Damn good cover since those meetings and the subsequent public testimony have been on the books for several days, if not weeks.  

Anybody wanna go stir some shit up?  

15 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


I believe he has a pest control company

Could have sworn he sold propane and propane accessories...

31 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Could have sworn he sold propane and propane accessories...

That was his dad 

So i guess Dan is giving the money back?

 

 

 

Best soap opera ever. I just get the feeling that Phelan is the underdog, but I'm rooting for him.

 

Why the fuck is Kyle Rittenhouse a thing... at all?

Even taking out what he is famous for, he ain't even from here.

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2 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Why the fuck is Kyle Rittenhouse a thing... at all?

Even taking out what he is famous for, he ain't even from here.

Hate this kid

4 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Best soap opera ever. I just get the feeling that Phelan is the underdog, but I'm rooting for him.

Yep, these dumbasses are doing this shit in the open or leaving paper trails, so it's going to be a fun Republican civil war as they try and one-up and destroy each other heading into an election season.

2 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Why the fuck is Kyle Rittenhouse a thing... at all?

Even taking out what he is famous for, he ain't even from here.


maga base loves him. We have maga posters here who happily blow him and consider it an honor 

3 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

 

So there are 85 Republican members, so you got to think this means Phelan has the backing of at least 60. 

Your serve, Lt. Gov.

On 10/9/2023 at 12:14 PM, Bozo_Casanova said:

 

Nick Fuentes rolls up his jeans

On 10/9/2023 at 12:55 PM, FirstTimeCaller said:

Why the fuck is Kyle Rittenhouse a thing... at all?

Even taking out what he is famous for, he ain't even from here.

He's functionally retarded. Trump supporters love shit like that.

On 10/9/2023 at 3:52 PM, FirstTimeCaller said:

So there are 85 Republican members, so you got to think this means Phelan has the backing of at least 60. 

Your serve, Lt. Gov.

Yep, I really don't think Patrick and the Senate Republicans realize that this little Republican civil war is not going to go their way.

Fantastic timing as we head into elections next year.

I get Dan taking the money before the Senate trial.  And I even get his little slap fight with Dade afterwards.  But man, that's a fucked up choice of wording about the money and Dade and anti-semitism in the wake of such a horrific attack on the Jewish Home State.  I mean, even Ken Paxton was like, "Dude, I take money from Mexico...not from fucking Nazis.  Did you see the execution videos?  At least the cartels can say it wasn't personal, it was just business."  

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Lol. Is this just the same as giving the money back or even donating it to a Jewish cause? No. No it is not. 
 

 

15 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Lol. Is this just the same as giving the money back or even donating it to a Jewish cause? No. No it is not. 
 

 

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29 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Lol. Is this just the same as giving the money back or even donating it to a Jewish cause? No. No it is not. 
 

 

Calling out anti-semitism in the party of MAGA?  Sounds like old Dan doesn't MAGA hard enough.  He should probably be cast out as an apostate.

All it took was ousting a Jew as TX Speaker and a couple hundred dead Israeli kids for Dan Patrick to find morals whilst diversifying his portfolio by way of international muni bonds.  What a fucking Saint.  

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42 minutes ago, speed817 said:

 

If they remove Biden from the ballot, then all the Democrats can vote in the Republican primary & select someone else as the Republican nominee…

1 minute ago, smokebomb said:

If they remove Biden from the ballot, then all the Democrats can vote in the Republican primary & select someone else as the Republican nominee…

The Democrats could do that anyway

9 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

This comes as a poll shows Biden within striking distance of turning Texas blue.

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18 minutes ago, yoladu said:

This comes as a poll shows Biden within striking distance of turning Texas blue.

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Yeah, I saw the UT poll that came out that showed Biden within 6 points of Trump!

Oh wait, that's the same margin Trump won by in 2020 before the insurrection, indictments, talking about poisoning the blood of the country...

In other words, ZERO has changed. 

The Democrats could do that anyway
But then you spend the rest of your life getting solicitations from Republican grifters.
3 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

In other words, ZERO has changed. 

Abortion.

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Abortion.

He's 73, it's too late to abort him. 

11 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Abortion.

It’s notable that Trump only won by 6 even as Democrats didn’t spend one dime in the state. I think we could move the needle with a sizable investment in voter engagement centered around those most negatively impacted by Republican policies.

27 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Abortion.

Again, Trump won 2020 by six points. After everything, including Roe being overturned, the polling shows him leading by six points. 

Maybe the polling isn't right, but I see nothing to suggest Texas has changed its mind on Trump or Republican officials.

Literally nothing matters to these people, including abortion. Texas ain't turning blue. I gave up that hope when Hillary and Beto got thrashed. The fact that a pathetic sack of shit like Cruz could pull that big of a margin tells me enough. The blue parts of the cities doesn't come close to outweighing the rural hicks who don't care even a little bit about the issues, just Hunters dong and lib tears. Fox News and their even further right cousin networks have made politics a spectator sport. Their team is dominating and they get all tingly every time a poor lib gets slaughtered at the polls. 

On 12/20/2023 at 11:54 PM, tx 3 putt said:

 

 

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He's 73, it's too late to abort him. 

Are you a doctor?
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He’s on he wrong side of pretty much everything.

5 minutes ago, Voldemort86 said:

He’s on he wrong side of pretty much everything.

The Helobious of Texas politics

On 12/22/2023 at 6:10 AM, HenryJames said:

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What makes you think Dan is into women?

Dan's just into himself.  And Trump.  And Subarus.  And 'ranch' clothing by Tommy Hilfigger.  But mostly Trump.  

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