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23 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Except they heard 5 weeks of evidence and the defense effectively offered no defense. And as far as it being 34 counts. It was basically 1 crime repeated 34 times.

 

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15 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Hey Dan! Go fuck yourself. You just confirmed you're neither a judge nor a lawyer. You're not adding any insight.


 

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I wish this guy would join rush Limbaugh asap. He’s such a worthless waste of space. He brings nothing of value to anything.  Please die sir.

5 hours ago, Voldemort86 said:

He’s such a worthless waste of space. He brings nothing of value to anything.  

That’s not true! Because of Gov. Patrick we know what an old man looks like in women’s jeans.

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What a cock-munch.

7 hours ago, C-Man said:

What a cock-munch.
 


I Dont Believe You Will Ferrell GIF
 

These MFers 1.) Thought this was going to hit Brownsville and couldn’t care less then 2.) As it turned north it was only going to be a Cat 1 and just said ‘Awwww it’s not so bad’ 

When you control all parts of the government and have no real opposition, this is the government you get.

Do better Texas.

I couldn't name any other state's Lt. Gov besides this dipshit.  If you gave me a multiple choice question for the state I live in, I would probably fail. 

As I posted in another thread that got removed, Patrick told the papers that Biden can just call his FEMA people to hand the phone to Patrick.  So the acting governor of one of the largest states in the lower 48 refuses to take the President's call directly during a crisis

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1 hour ago, Js1 said:

As I posted in another thread that got removed, Patrick told the papers that Biden can just call his FEMA people to hand the phone to Patrick.  So the acting governor of one of the largest states in the lower 48 refuses to take the President's call directly during a crisis

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If only this idea had legs for other states.

Lt. Dan saying that he's not hard to find if Biden needs to talk to him. MFer, it's not the President's job to track you down when your state is the one that needs assistance. You reach out to the President for help not the other way.

Didn’t something like this happen before and the fed gov cant do anything until the state asks them first

Lt. Dan saying that he's not hard to find if Biden needs to talk to him. MFer, it's not the President's job to track you down when your state is the one that needs assistance. You reach out to the President for help not the other way.

Is anyone surprised Dan “I don’t need a law degree to judge this impeachment” Goeb doesn’t know how government works?
29 minutes ago, Updawg said:

Didn’t something like this happen before and the fed gov cant do anything until the state asks them first

Doesn’t the state have to declare an emergency first?

What’s the time and date on the submitted paper work ?

10 hours ago, Js1 said:

As I posted in another thread that got removed, Patrick told the papers that Biden can just call his FEMA people to hand the phone to Patrick.  So the acting governor of one of the largest states in the lower 48 refuses to take the President's call directly during a crisis

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That Elmer Gantry wannabe makes me want to hurl.

46 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

What’s the time and date on the submitted paper work ?

They’re backdating a document as we speak. 
 

Chronicle pointed out that with many (all?) Texas hurricanes both Abbott and Perry declared an emergency and requested federal assistance BEFORE the hurricane hit. Lt Dan waited until the day after (Tuesday) because he claimed that he needed to personally survey the disaster.

Wtf. 

I think that same article also states that Harris county had to do much of the paperwork for the state. Something that has never happened before.

Good question, did anybody in our State leadership actually declare a State of Emergency for at a portion of the affected areas?  
 

Abbott in South Korea, "Sorry, I'm between fax machines right now.  Maybe when I get back."

-But sir, you're literally in the country that invented e-signature technology.

"What's that?  You're breaking up, can't hear you.  Call you when we land."  

8 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Good question, did anybody in our State leadership actually declare a State of Emergency for at a portion of the affected areas?  
 

Abbott in South Korea, "Sorry, I'm between fax machines right now.  Maybe when I get back."

-But sir, you're literally in the country that invented e-signature technology.

"What's that?  You're breaking up, can't hear you.  Call you when we land."  

As a misdirect, Abbott is calling for an investigation into the power outage.

anything to not put themselves in the direction of criticism of failing to act as state leaders. 

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